Cowman's prize Jersey won a livestock farting contest at Topsham Fair.

牧牛人的奶牛泽西在托普瑟姆集市的牲畜放屁比赛上拿了大奖。

Why would they wanna come here with all the farting cows?

为什么外星人还要来地球接受汽车尾气的熏陶呢？

But enough farting around, let's wrap up this fantastic journey.

屁事说够了，让我们结束这次奇妙的旅程把。

Have you guys been playing games all day, or just farting?

你们玩了一天游戏还是放了一天屁？

Roman Emperor Claudius was so afraid that he passed a law allowing farting at banquets.

罗马皇帝克劳狄一世很害怕这一说, 还因此颁布法律，允许在宴会上放屁。

Sauropods were probably burping and farting almost continuously, because that's what big plant eaters do.

波塞东龙无时无刻不在打嗝，放屁，因为巨型食草动物都会如此。

So depending on where they're sitting, I can make it sound like they're farting.

所以根据他们坐的位置，我可以让它听起来像他们在放屁。

(farting) (laughing) - Wow, alright, it's true.

（ 放屁） （ 笑）- 哇， 好吧， 这是真的。

(farting) - Justin bought me a fart machine.

（ 放屁）- 贾斯汀给我买了一台放屁机。

I hope you have safe travels whether you are a farting human or a farting whale.

无论您是放屁的人类还是放屁的鲸鱼，我都希望您旅途安全。

It's not me farting, it's a woodpecker.

不是我放屁，是啄木鸟放的屁。

The West Indian Manatee uses farting to regulate its buoyancy.

西印度海牛使用放屁来调节其浮力。

And farting? - Oh, for God's sake.

还有放屁? - 噢 别这副德性。

Okay, Cartman, you can stop farting fire now.

卡特曼 现在不用再放火屁了。

We've had enough of empty vows, your plastic bags, your farting cows.

我们受够了空洞的誓言、你的塑料袋、你放屁的奶牛。

Farting hasn't always only been perceived with disgust or giggles though.

不过，放屁并不总是让人厌恶或咯咯笑。

It does that when you push the farting button.

如果你按了放屁键就会这样。

And even if they did, they sell farting apps.

就算是 他们卖的是放屁应用。

And what about his burping all through dinner and farting in the living room?

安：那他吃晚饭时一直打嗝和在客厅放屁呢？

That really makes burping and farting cows seem a lot less funny, doesn’t it?

这真的让打嗝和放屁的奶牛看起来不那么有趣了，不是吗？