So I was licking things and dry humping things, just a normal day at work.

所以我在舔东西和弄干驼峰的东西，这只是正常的一天工作。

What is it about real estate that makes you wanna dry hump?

怎么说到房地产会让我想隔衣干" 磨蹭" 啊？

" Did you seriously never go to an awkward middle school dance and watch a bunch of teenagers dry hump to this song? "

“你真的从来没有参加过一场尴尬的中学舞会，看着一群青少年跟着这首歌干驼背吗？”