I've been double parked outside for 20 minutes.

我都在外面违规停车20分钟了。

The officer even gave it a ticket, a fake one of course for being double parked.

警察甚至给了它一张罚单，当然是假的，因为它并排停车。

Yeah, tell him, but quickly. I'm double parked here.

嗯 你跟他说说 不过快点 我占了两格停车位。