Hey, yo, dad jokes for you.

嘿，给你讲了一个冷笑话。

OK, that last one's a bad dad joke.

好吧，要讲个冷笑话了。

Do you know any dad jokes?

你知道哪些冷笑话呢？

I don't always tell dad jokes, but when I do he laughs.

我不常讲那种笑话，但我一讲我爸爸一定会笑。

And in today's video we're going to look at three English dad jokes.

在今天的视频中，我们将看三个英语冷笑话。

While dad jokes are hated by some, they can help you to learn some homonyms.

尽管有些人讨厌冷笑话，但它们可以帮助你学习一些同音异义词。

Speaking of map, dad joke alert, I got an email the other day explaining how to read maps backwards.

说起地图，老爸笑话（想要表现一下幽默却导致冷场的笑话）预警，前几天我收到一封电子邮件，教我如何倒着读地图。

I went this entire video without making a really bad dad joke about how this science blew me away.

我看完了整个视频，我还没有说一个关于这项科学如何让我大吃一惊的冷笑话。

I want to thank everyone for commending my dad jokes and asking me to do more of them.

我要感谢大家对我的老掉牙笑话表示赞赏，还要求我多讲一些。

Do you have a good dad joke?

你有一个好的爸爸笑话吗？

(Laughter) Like any good dad joke should.

（笑声）就像任何好爸爸的笑话一样。

So my dad never really had any dad jokes.

所以我爸爸从来没有真正开过任何爸爸的笑话。

There's the dad joke I was waiting on.

我终于等到一个老爸式笑话了。

There's only one way that I can now muck this up and that's with a terrible dad joke of the week.

现在只有一种方法能让我把这件事搞砸，那就是一周一期的糟糕老爸笑话。

Get cool new perks like this one, submitting a dad joke for me to read at the end of the episode.

获得像这样酷的新福利，在视频结束时提交一个冷笑话让我读。

These are how a lot of old-man jokes, or dad jokes, or grandfather jokes are made.

许多老人笑话、爸爸笑话或祖父笑话就是这样编出来的。

(Laughter) I know, corny TV guy dad joke, my daughter hates it, but I don't care!

（笑声）我知道， 老套的电视男爸爸开玩笑， 我女儿讨厌，但我不在乎！

You know one cool Patreon perk we have is the ability to send in a dad joke for me to read.

我们有一个很酷的 Patreon 福利，就是能发一个冷笑话给我看。

I don't have any dad jokes, but my dad is the most hardworking and happiest person that I know.

- 我没有任何爸爸的笑话，但我爸爸是我认识的最勤奋和最快乐的人。

Today's all burnt toast, running late, and dad jokes: “Has anybody seen my left shoe? ”

面包烤焦，就要迟到，爸爸在叫：“我左脚鞋子有谁看到？”