| 单词 | penis |
| 例句 | I can count my fingers, toes, arms, legs, eyes, ears, nose, penis, butt cheeks, and nipples, and still not get close to my deaths. The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian 2007-09-01T00:00:00Z When I bought them from Mama Mokala I knew they’d passed through the hands of her boys, all of whom bore white crusts on their eyes and penises. The Poisonwood Bible 1998-01-01T00:00:00Z Tiny always has some brilliant thing to say back, like, "For someone who theoretically doesn't want me, you sure spend a lot of time thinking and talking about my penis." Will Grayson, Will Grayson 2010-04-06T00:00:00Z She washed his large penis and felt it harden in her fingers. Snow Falling on Cedars: A Novel 1994-09-12T00:00:00Z “Your penis,” she replied, for she had seen it in the illustrations of her Uncle Jaime’s medical books and on her Uncle Nicolas whenever he walked around naked doing his Oriental exercises. The House of the Spirits: A Novel 1982-01-01T00:00:00Z I begin to wonder if I’ll end up the same way she has, drawing penises on bats, failing my year. Cat's Eye 1988-09-01T00:00:00Z She said he crammed his tongue inside her mouth all nasty and she could feel his penis against her leg. I Am Not Your Perfect Mexican Daughter 2017-10-17T00:00:00Z “It’s a penis,” Margo said, “in the same sense that Rhode Island is a state: it may have an illustrious history, but it sure isn’t big.” Paper Towns 2008-10-16T00:00:00Z Then he lifted her easily, she curled her legs around his hips, sliding calmly onto his penis. The Milagro Beanfield War 1974-01-01T00:00:00Z Later on she thought it was very funny to put some kind of ointment on my penis. In Cold Blood 1966-01-01T00:00:00Z They counted fingers and toes by touch, felt for penis or no penis, but not until later would they know for sure whether the gods let them get away with something good. The Woman Warrior 1976-01-01T00:00:00Z It means they consider me nothing more than a harmless old man sporting a harmless old penis that still gets uppity once in a while. Water for Elephants 2006-05-26T00:00:00Z It has to be easier for people with penises. Leah on the Offbeat 2018-04-24T00:00:00Z And in the restroom he may have seen that his penis was different from the rest: He wasn’t circumcised. Endgame 2011-02-01T00:00:00Z In many parts of the world and in many traditions, boys have the foreskin cut back or removed from the glans of the penis. Facing the Lion 2003-01-01T00:00:00Z Curse words, cartoon penises, obscene suggestions for what McCoy could do with his genitals. Made You Up 2015-05-19T00:00:00Z Subjected to a few days in his beloved crisper, a carrot would become as pale and soft as a flaccid penis. Me Talk Pretty One Day 2000-05-02T00:00:00Z “Yes, my penis is only an inch long.” The Sun Is Also a Star 2016-11-01T00:00:00Z What qualities does it share with anyone in possession of a penis? Me Talk Pretty One Day 2000-05-02T00:00:00Z “Or you are going to get an infection inside your urethra that will spread like a slow-burning fire into your testicles, and then your penis is going to fall off,” I added. 100 Sideways Miles 2014-09-02T00:00:00Z In a dream his penis changed into a long hickory stick, and the hands caressing it were the hands of M’Dear. The Bluest Eye 1970-01-01T00:00:00Z “Is she all, ‘Oh, I’m so sorry, I didn’t see your penis there’?” Beauty Queens 2011-05-24T00:00:00Z “I like my penis just the way it is.” 100 Sideways Miles 2014-09-02T00:00:00Z Also various permutations: men with dinky penises; and women with penises, too. Middlesex: A Novel 2002-06-05T00:00:00Z I could not tell my grandfather the boys had compared my penis to Iran’s Supreme Cleric. Darius the Great Is Not Okay 2018-08-28T00:00:00Z The Jesus on the cross stared at Ben’s erect penis which was a stone rising out of the center of him. The Great Santini 1976-01-01T00:00:00Z Cleaned his behind, Vaselined his penis, and caught his vomit in a fresh white diaper. Song of Solomon 1977-01-01T00:00:00Z A diagram in a textbook of an erect penis in a vagina is one thing, but actually doing it, that's another. Black Swan Green 2006-04-10T00:00:00Z “Andrew Darby once told everyone I had a penis. These days he sells insurance and has been divorced three times.” We Are the Ants 2016-01-19T00:00:00Z “It just makes it worse. Let them be. They’re just big jerks with micro penises anyway.” When Dimple Met Rishi 2017-05-30T00:00:00Z Ignatius was at last vertically atop the long table, holding the bundled bedsheet over his penis to hide from his audience the fact that during the process of being lifted, he had become somewhat stimulated. A Confederacy of Dunces 1980-01-01T00:00:00Z She might wonder again, for the six hundredth time, what it would be like to have that feeling while her husband’s penis is inside her. The Bluest Eye 1970-01-01T00:00:00Z Silvan Tomkins once began a lecture by bellowing, “The face is like the penis!” Blink 2005-01-11T00:00:00Z One of the naked men brought out a large bottle of Vaseline and began smearing, lavishly, the boys’ anuses, and then his long, swollen penis. Kaffir Boy: An Autobiography 1986-01-01T00:00:00Z She looked up at me, but didn’t move, her face nanometers away from my penis. Looking for Alaska 2005-03-03T00:00:00Z He would wake up tense, with his penis like an iron rod between his legs, angrier than ever. The House of the Spirits: A Novel 1982-01-01T00:00:00Z They had pulled up toward his body in the frigid seawater, and his penis, at least twice as large as Horace’s own, even frozen, lay fat and pink against his left leg. Snow Falling on Cedars: A Novel 1994-09-12T00:00:00Z Instead, just as a huge ash falling from his weed splashed against his penis, he sneezed. The Milagro Beanfield War 1974-01-01T00:00:00Z Since my last visit, a nurse had inserted a catheter into his penis, which drew the urine out through a tube and into a bag that sat at the foot of his chair. Tuesdays with Morrie 1997-01-01T00:00:00Z But I swear, I swear, I really do think I heard her say something about “a catastrophic injury to your penis” just as I slammed shut the door to the boys’ floor behind me. Winger 2013-05-14T00:00:00Z I see his pants open and low on his hips, the engorged penis between his legs, his hard white belly. Orphan Train 2013-04-02T00:00:00Z Like, I’m an actual flaccid penis of a person. Leah on the Offbeat 2018-04-24T00:00:00Z I have never seen a man’s penis before. First They Killed My Father: A Daughter of Cambodia Remembers 2000-01-01T00:00:00Z He had a penis like a horse did. Song of Solomon 1977-01-01T00:00:00Z As it was, although I could not move, I felt the needled mandibles of each individual ant biting the insides of my thighs, my balls, and my penis. 100 Sideways Miles 2014-09-02T00:00:00Z At the very least, he probably saved me from having to see that guy’s penis. I Am Not Your Perfect Mexican Daughter 2017-10-17T00:00:00Z But the most unusual anomaly accredited to this solitary rogue’s evil eye was the job done on one of Timoteo Mondragon’s goats, which was born with both a vagina and a penis, but no testicles. The Milagro Beanfield War 1974-01-01T00:00:00Z “Dude, I don’t want to talk about Lacey’s prom shoes. And I’ll tell you why: I have this thing that makes me really uninterested in prom shoes. It’s called a penis.” Paper Towns 2008-10-16T00:00:00Z She is rocking back and forth on him: the engorged head of his penis is being rubbed against the wet lips of her vulva. American Gods 2011-06-21T00:00:00Z “I mean, how am I supposed to react to a semi-erect penis as fan mail? Am I supposed to feel intrigued?” Turtles All the Way Down 2017-10-10T00:00:00Z He thought of how she’d had her revelation at the very moment he’d entered her, how the invasion of his penis had brought with it a truth she could discover in no other way. Snow Falling on Cedars: A Novel 1994-09-12T00:00:00Z She rests them on one hand, juggling them like eggs while she examines my penis. Water for Elephants 2006-05-26T00:00:00Z I looked at the men, and one of them said to me, as he continued rubbing his long, veined penis with Vaseline: “This is a game we and the boys play all the time.” Kaffir Boy: An Autobiography 1986-01-01T00:00:00Z I’d seen male dogs chase females, the male climb on top of the female, ride her while she tried to shake him off, and dig his narrow pink penis into her backside. When I Was Puerto Rican 1993-09-20T00:00:00Z “Did your mother pull out your penis and insert it into Amala as well?” Half of a Yellow Sun 2006-09-12T00:00:00Z Lipsticks in soft white hands darted out of their sheaths like the shiny red penises of puppies. Song of Solomon 1977-01-01T00:00:00Z I watched as he picked up his towel from the floor and rubbed himself dry, the hair matted on his barrel chest, his limp penis hanging between his stocky legs. The Book of Unknown Americans 2014-06-03T00:00:00Z My eyes darted to the other men; they too had begun smearing their penises with vaseline. Kaffir Boy: An Autobiography 1986-01-01T00:00:00Z “This one over here used to think that penises had hair on them. Not just the balls—the actual penis.” I Am Not Your Perfect Mexican Daughter 2017-10-17T00:00:00Z “By playing this thing tennis,” he went on, “especially against women, one would indeed think you were a woman who only happened to have a penis.” Kaffir Boy: An Autobiography 1986-01-01T00:00:00Z Dicey could still remember his short, plump little body, sturdy legs and round blond head, and his tiny penis that bobbled up and down as he ran. Homecoming 1981-01-01T00:00:00Z The policeman playfully prodded my father’s penis with a truncheon. Kaffir Boy: An Autobiography 1986-01-01T00:00:00Z The head of his penis found the place it wanted. Snow Falling on Cedars: A Novel 1994-09-12T00:00:00Z It was not a statement of desire, her caressing his chest and reaching down to take his penis in her hand, but a votive offering. Americanah 2013-05-14T00:00:00Z And as soon as Julia Bishop stood and moved toward the front door, I forced myself up, dizzy and dripping, my shaking hands covering my stiff penis, and I ran upstairs to the shower. 100 Sideways Miles 2014-09-02T00:00:00Z So he held a bottle in one hand and a penis in the other. The God of Small Things 1997-01-01T00:00:00Z The “penis” was slightly hypospadiac, with the urethra opening on the underside. Middlesex: A Novel 2002-06-05T00:00:00Z One of them flicked at his penis with his stick. The God of Small Things 1997-01-01T00:00:00Z Celia remembers the rumors about Rogelio, how he sent off to Chicago for a carton of little rubber tips for his penis that made women crazy with pleasure. Dreaming in Cuban 1992-01-01T00:00:00Z His zipper was undone, and his gross penis dangled to one side. The Glass Castle 2005-03-01T00:00:00Z During attendance at the school, the proselytes are put through various rituals by a group of circumcised men, including the main ceremony where the boys’ penises are cut by razors without anesthesia. Kaffir Boy: An Autobiography 1986-01-01T00:00:00Z But nothing happened: every muscle in Herbie’s body except his penis was so rigid that if she had chosen to pluck him he would have reverberated like a giant guitar chord. The Milagro Beanfield War 1974-01-01T00:00:00Z I had a penis, and therefore I had to figure out what being male meant. Bad Boy 2001-05-08T00:00:00Z Mama Dozie, it was said, had threatened to cut off Papa Dozie’s penis first, before strangling him, if the child were to die. Half of a Yellow Sun 2006-09-12T00:00:00Z My eyes follow his stomach down to his penis. First They Killed My Father: A Daughter of Cambodia Remembers 2000-01-01T00:00:00Z For the record, I’m in the midst of a penis panic attack. I'll Give You the Sun 2014-09-16T00:00:00Z When I was old enough to take baths in the bathtub, and to know I had a penis and a scrotum and everything, I asked her not to sit in the room with me. Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close 2005-04-01T00:00:00Z I eye her body as she swivels; from the waist up she doesn’t look like she has a penis. It’s Kind of a Funny Story 2006-04-02T00:00:00Z She’d never seen a man’s penis and didn’t know what it meant for one to be erect, or why he was rubbing it. The Immortal Life of Henrietta Lacks 2010-02-02T00:00:00Z Bloom shrieked, but then they were both giggling frantically and uncontrollably as they watched sperm bubble excitedly from the tip of his shining, stupefied, and unrequited penis. The Milagro Beanfield War 1974-01-01T00:00:00Z Inmate Ray is trying to pull tube out of his penis. Newjack: Guarding Sing Sing 2000-01-01T00:00:00Z String encircled his waist, the loose ends knotted in front and then looped around his penis. How the García Girls Lost Their Accents 1991-01-04T00:00:00Z Finally, she stopped crying because he put his penis in her mouth, and I don’t think you can cry in that position. The Perks of Being a Wallflower 1999-02-01T00:00:00Z After a few minutes, the boy pushed the girl’s head down, and she started to kiss his penis. The Perks of Being a Wallflower 1999-02-01T00:00:00Z Head wounds were one thing, but, like I said, no boy ever wants to come face to face with a catastrophic penis injury. Winger 2013-05-14T00:00:00Z Then I feel a mouth close around the head of my penis. Water for Elephants 2006-05-26T00:00:00Z A crude drawing of a penis graced his cheek. Here to Stay 2018-09-08T00:00:00Z She could see beneath the fabric of his underpants how his penis stood erect. Snow Falling on Cedars: A Novel 1994-09-12T00:00:00Z Along the way we do not talk about it, and they do not ask me about the man’s penis. First They Killed My Father: A Daughter of Cambodia Remembers 2000-01-01T00:00:00Z My heart was weighed with sadness and my penis was as flaccid as a withered, aimless flower between my legs. The House of the Spirits: A Novel 1982-01-01T00:00:00Z Some cultures feel that a circumcised penis is healthier, some that it is holier. Facing the Lion 2003-01-01T00:00:00Z “And the store! I mean, the ancient posters of those women, and your dad critiquing my hair, and your brother making a small penis joke.” The Sun Is Also a Star 2016-11-01T00:00:00Z “The scrotum is the pouch at the base of your penis that holds your testicles.” Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close 2005-04-01T00:00:00Z “Yeah, that’s a penis,” I said, squinting and turning it slightly counterclockwise. Turtles All the Way Down 2017-10-10T00:00:00Z But the boy just talked soft to her about how good she looked and things like that, and she grabbed his penis with her hands and started moving it. The Perks of Being a Wallflower 1999-02-01T00:00:00Z I wish I could describe this a little more nicely without using words like penis, but that was the way it was. The Perks of Being a Wallflower 1999-02-01T00:00:00Z He used to put his naked penis on the dinner table, laughing. The Woman Warrior 1976-01-01T00:00:00Z Webster’s had said that hypospadias was an abnormality of the penis. Middlesex: A Novel 2002-06-05T00:00:00Z The fact that his penis had grown when I was looking meant something. When I Was Puerto Rican 1993-09-20T00:00:00Z Drowsily, Flossie unbuckled his belt and undid the zipper, lifting out his penis—gently she caressed it. The Milagro Beanfield War 1974-01-01T00:00:00Z Reaching down, she lightly stroked his penis, handling it the way she might handle a baby rabbit. The Milagro Beanfield War 1974-01-01T00:00:00Z He flops his penis around at her and she steps closer to the man, slow, like a cat. The Help 2009-02-10T00:00:00Z So that now, where the bracelet had struck, he had a scar-tissue callous growing that was causing his penis to bend painfully at right angles to where it should have been when hard. The Milagro Beanfield War 1974-01-01T00:00:00Z Sabrina kissed his lopsided penis, then crawled around the rug, gathering in her clothes and jewelry, and disappeared into the bathroom. The Milagro Beanfield War 1974-01-01T00:00:00Z The penis was soft and shriveled like an empty leather change purse. The God of Small Things 1997-01-01T00:00:00Z The bear sat with his feet stuck out, playing with his penis and surveying the hall with a crotchety look, as if dimly aware that there was something about him that humans could not approve. Grendel 1971-01-01T00:00:00Z Their penises were shriveled and their balls were retracted. Slaughterhouse-Five 1969-01-01T00:00:00Z Then, a few days later, she told him that I told people that his penis was small. Please Ignore Vera Dietz 2012-10-12T00:00:00Z Their ears are like those of jackals, their buttocks are exposed and their penises are encased in long, curly packages that resemble root vegetables. ‘Narcissus’ Review: Remember Echo Too (and Don’t Forget Their Fate) 2021-10-29T04:00:00Z But beyond the over-sized penises penetrating intricately drawn vaginas, there are tender moments of love, traditional stories brought to life, poetry, lewd jokes and affectionate humor celebrating love and pleasure in all its aspects. X-rated Japanese erotica sets throats clearing at UK shows 2013-10-21T14:55:13Z “It wasn’t gonna be a dumb joke where all of a sudden, for no reason, you see my penis,” said Segel. Full frontal: why the fuss over Chris Pine's 'dazzling' penis? 2018-10-23T04:00:00Z Recent studies have shown that actual penis size is smaller than men are claiming. Penis politics: Sex, size and stereotypes in the gay community 2014-01-12T18:00:00Z A flash of penis, a bounty of breasts and some mild S-and-M don’t merit a rating that even “The Human Centipede” was spared. Movie Review: ‘Lucky Bastard,’ a Pornography-Themed Thriller 2014-02-13T23:47:05Z What happened in the mind of that man between talking about books, inviting a woman for coffee and a walk – and sending her a photograph of his penis? What makes men send dick pics? 2019-01-08T05:00:00Z She was amused when David Bowie showed her his penis one day when Blondie, Bowie and Iggy Pop were on tour, and relieved, she said, that Iggy Pop didn’t follow his lead. The Tide Is High (Really), but Debbie Harry Is Staying Put 2019-09-28T04:00:00Z Nearly every scene in the movie emphasizes the fact that he has an absolutely enormous penis, so inhumanly massive that it can likely punch through walls. “Star Wars” doesn’t have a heroine problem: Arguing over whether Rey’s a “Mary Sue” is missing the point 2015-12-22T05:00:00Z While breasts are a common locus of desire, a flaccid penis often has a more comic or pathetic aspect. ‘Minx’ Reveals That All Nudity Is Not Created Equal 2022-03-16T04:00:00Z We got together and when it was time to try the new penis out, it was fine; in fact, it was great. Experience: I had a 90-degree bend in my penis 2016-06-10T04:00:00Z A salaryman gradually morphs into a walking pile of scrap metal with a big power drill in place of a penis. Top 20 Japanese horror films – ranked! 2019-02-21T05:00:00Z Since penis advertisement is basically the core of what passes for Donald Trump’s essence, he can’t be expected to start wearing his tie like a normal human male would. Half Windsor, all fiasco: Trump’s necktie-gate may undermine his statesmanlike gravitas 2016-12-02T05:00:00Z "I mean, you can say `penis,'" says Gold. P-word? OK. The V-word? That's trickier 2012-06-25T19:58:10Z Rated R for unmediated dentistry and unruly penises. ‘A Million Little Pieces’ Review: Cracking Up 2019-12-05T05:00:00Z Without spoiling too much, I will say that quite a few prosthetic penises are involved. In “Gary: A Sequel to Titus Andronicus,” Taylor Mac Takes on Shakespeare—and Trump 2019-04-20T04:00:00Z In one collage, the name “Lorena” is spelled out: that is, Lorena Bobbitt who cut off her husband’s penis, if you need the association with women, scissors, and patriarchy spelled out for you. Still Independent, and Still Exceptional 2021-09-09T04:00:00Z This is not really about me, this is about a persona of black men, you know: penis size, greater sexuality, up for it. Me and my penis: 100 men reveal all 2017-05-27T04:00:00Z An anachronistic overuse of the F-bomb as well as an odd penis gag seem questionable. 'Kundo: Age of the Rampant' follows band fighting for the weak 2014-08-28T04:00:00Z “So many men said they would rather have a small penis than go bald,” he says. The hair wellness industry: 'Men said they would rather have a small penis than go bald' 2020-01-26T05:00:00Z But it's incredibly important to the story that you see this other boy's penis and how it makes him feel because his penis doesn't look like that yet. Nick Kroll Turned His Embarrassing Puberty Stories into a New Series 2017-09-25T04:00:00Z I regret that I didn’t buy a single penis key fob. Into the Land of Happiness 2018-07-25T04:00:00Z Was it Jimmy Carter, the peanut-farming hick from unenlightened Georgia, who reassured debate audiences that, though his hands were small, his penis was adequate? A tale of two populisms: Do you want to live in Donald Trump’s New York or Bob Dylan’s America? 2016-11-05T04:00:00Z Or maybe it's the woman called the elder of ultimate bliss, who has a man's voice and can lift wheels and attack people with her sentient-seeming 15-foot penis. Will Sex and Zen be the saviour of 3D? 2011-07-28T08:37:57Z Stafford, who is multiracial, said that men will often approach him in bars to ask about his penis, expecting him to conform to the stereotype. Penis politics: Sex, size and stereotypes in the gay community 2014-01-12T18:00:00Z Joy explains: "With the tension of pulling on the tail, those muscle are actually being squeezed and they're pushing out the penis." TV review: Sperm Whale: Inside Nature's Giants 2011-08-07T21:29:01Z PETERSBURG, Fla. — Rock and roll legend Chubby Checker is twisting mad over a software application that allowed women to estimate the size of a man's penis based on his shoe size. Singer Chubby Checker files lawsuit over racy app 2013-02-14T23:39:10Z “The fluting allows for tissue to move within these grooves. With the penis pushing against it, you get this yin and yang thing going on.” Let's get it on: the race for the world's best condom 2015-06-13T04:00:00Z From a biomechanical perspective, these inflatable kinds of penises are really quite extraordinary. Animal penises’ amazing evolution 2012-06-12T15:40:00Z A naked bum, a dancing penis and a dead man talking. Review: ‘Swiss Army Man’ Is a Buddy Movie in Which One Pal Is Dead 2016-06-23T04:00:00Z Very often, “The Status Revolution” goes completely off the rails, as when Thompson attempts to conduct an academic study on the relationship between penis size and interest in sports cars. Money Can’t Buy Happiness. It Can’t Even Buy Status, a New Book Says. 2023-01-17T05:00:00Z In a medical breakthrough, doctors at Massachusetts General Hospital announce that they have performed the first successful penis transplant in the United States. Dave Barry’s Year in Review: Trump and the ‘hideous monstrosity’ that was 2016 2016-12-29T05:00:00Z But the truth is that while ED is undoubtedly a serious issue, the vulnerability of the penis remains an inescapably comic idea – manhood reduced to the unreliable dimensions of a fickle extremity. Viagra: the little blue pill that revolutionised our sex lives | Observer profile 2017-12-02T05:00:00Z There was this guy today with the smallest penis I’ve ever seen. I gave birth to a razor blade 2013-09-16T00:00:00Z “The fact that he put yogurt on his penis is just as interesting to me as ever.” Meet the new Howard Stern. He’d like to make amends for the old Howard Stern. 2019-05-15T04:00:00Z An early, hopeful reference to “Portnoy’s Complaint” certainly indicates ambition, but the follow-through mainly suggests that the filmmakers were just going for a penis joke. | 'Peep World': Things Fall Apart When a Family Gets Together 2011-03-24T21:13:04Z “I found that among men and women, both gay and straight,” Lehmiller writes, “Republicans were more likely to fantasize about larger penises than Democrats.” I’ll Have What She’s Having: Books for Better Sex and Better Relationships 2018-10-17T04:00:00Z The former frontman of Happy Mondays and Black Grape – and latterly, staunch consumer of crocodile penis – has never been a man to do things the easy way, however. Shaun William Ryder ? review 2011-02-20T00:05:43Z What good is a giant penis to a man with no balls? Why Charlie Sheen is still winning 2011-09-20T16:20:00Z I'm thinking in particular of your film about the sex life of the bee, when you break your penis while having sex with a female mid-flight and die. Isabella Rossellini's guide to the sex life of the wild 2011-02-06T00:04:04Z “Erectile problems are usually due to not having a good blood supply to the penis, so foods that are good for your vascular system may also help prevent ED.” Listen up, guys: 14 foods that may help your sexual performance 2017-04-15T04:00:00Z Painted last month by an anonymous artist in pointillist style, in black and white, the penis covers a two-storey wall on the side of a house. Brussels residents petition to keep lewd mural 2016-10-11T04:00:00Z When she awoke, she said, she found Cosby naked, attempting to force his penis into her mouth. Cosby accuser to face cross-examination in sexual assault trial 2018-04-11T04:00:00Z Men are so fixated on being big, like Dave in my book who says he'd give his right arm for a better-sized penis, and then gets his wish at the cost of his arm. Nicholson Baker 2011-08-13T23:04:05Z He raises the stakes a bit, doesn’t he, this freaky Free Folk creep with the penis face? An Open Letter to the White Walker Army 2015-06-11T04:00:00Z Here I am walking around with a scar on my penis, growing up in this world where you’d think that bodily rights are the first thing that come with being alive. In defense of the foreskin 2012-12-24T16:00:00Z It’s a radical act, he says, “to showcase my flat-chested, penis- less body.” The Trans Actors Challenging Outmoded Ideas of Masculinity 2020-02-04T05:00:00Z Or, an NBC News headline put it this week, “Women like men with bigger penises.” This just in: Women prefer well-endowed men 2013-04-09T14:50:00Z One highlight was a number called "I wish I was your penis", sung to the tune of "These boots are made for walking". A life in writing: Jonathan Coe 2010-05-28T23:06:00Z Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs and no penis? Dominic Cooper: ‘My best kiss? James Corden’ 2017-08-26T04:00:00Z It has been 45 years since Lou Harrison’s “Young Caesar,” an overtly gay opera for puppets with penises, had its hapless premiere in Pasadena, to the outrage of some of its sponsors. 'Young Caesar' finally conquers: Troubled 1971 opera is reborn at Disney Hall 2017-06-14T04:00:00Z But one cartoon near the entrance has caught her eye: a woman riding a giant, erect penis that’s emitting coins the woman’s catching with her purse. What Peaches Can Teach America Now 2015-09-28T04:00:00Z There are gunfights and exponentially more breasts than penises. Losing the plot: could Westworld's plan to release spoilers have worked? 2018-04-10T04:00:00Z She said he “rubbed his penis against her hand, and digitally penetrated her,” the court records state. Bill Cosby’s legacy, recast: Accusers speak in detail about sexual-assault allegations “Did I leave the water running in the tub? Did I send multiple penis pictures to my coworkers?” “Whatever happened to old-fashioned courtship?”: Stephen Colbert questions Eric Bolling’s text adventures 2017-08-08T04:00:00Z One fun way to exercise these muscles is by putting a towel over your erect penis so you can raise and lower your member. Men can become multi-orgasmic too: Enjoy the sexual perks of these simple exercises 2015-11-24T05:00:00Z You get phrases like “ridiculous genital display” and “penis probation”; scatology, tickle fetishes and satanic babies. John Waters’s First Novel Is Manic, Hyperbolic and Deviant. Surprised? 2022-05-03T04:00:00Z Peyronie’s is an often painful scarring or bending of the penis that can make sex uncomfortable or impossible. Peyronie’s disease: the penis condition that affects one in 10 men 2020-01-13T05:00:00Z The stories are gross: Affleck ordering a male crew member to show White his penis; Gorka waking up to find Affleck in her bed in a T-shirt and underwear, caressing her back. The Thorny Ethics of the Oscars 2016-12-21T05:00:00Z At first glance, vulvas and penises look pretty different, but they are actually quite similar. 10 things you need to know about vaginas 2016-09-24T04:00:00Z He doesn’t want his exact measurements reported, but they are surprising: while flaccid, he was smaller than most men; erect, his penis grew significantly. ‘I wanted a truncheon in my pants’: the rise of the penis extension 2018-09-22T04:00:00Z It’s fine to have a preference, but don’t act like your penis is the only one in the universe, Mr. Anonymous Wang-Bearer. 18 hilariously terrible sex tips that all men should ignore 2014-02-21T13:05:00Z Whether an erect penis was seen as a sex organ, marker of masculinity, fertility symbol, or weapon depended on the context. The shock of the old: what the sculpture of Pan reveals about sex and the Romans 2013-03-23T16:49:06Z He advises the object of his affections not to get too attached – "Lord knows I'm a rolling stone" – and one thinks: yeah, leaving town before word gets around about your peculiar carrot-like penis. Bruno Mars: Doo-Wops & Hooligans ? review 2011-01-20T15:29:01Z My research on sexuality and the male body shows that representations of the penis in the media influence cultural notions of sexuality and gender. How prosthetic penises in shows like HBO’s "Minx" reinforce existing stereotypes and taboos 2022-03-28T04:00:00Z One time, he grabbed her hand and put it on his crotch to make her feel his penis, she alleged in the lawsuit. Rape in the storage room. Groping at the bar. Why is the restaurant industry so terrible for women? 2017-11-17T05:00:00Z The mind can play tricks, especially on the penis, arguably the most gullible part of a man. Viagra: the little blue pill that revolutionised our sex lives | Observer profile 2017-12-02T05:00:00Z Oh look, I thought as I put my mid-morning banana to one side, a penis on daytime TV. Is TV's obsession with embarrassing ailments unhealthy? 2012-07-17T11:05:22Z There’s a cheesy joke playing on the words “happiness” and “penis” for example. Theater Review: ?Don?t Dress for Dinner? at American Airlines Theater 2012-04-27T02:00:01Z There was the inflatable penis onstage at your shows. The Beastie Boys Put Down the Mic and Pick Up the Pen 2018-10-24T04:00:00Z After nine months of healing, Cid will return to the hospital so that doctors can put an implant into the penis, which is connected by a pump hidden in Cid’s scrotum. Stitching together Cid's manhood: in the operating room for a female-to-male surgery 2015-09-10T04:00:00Z An increase of blood flow begins to make the penis hard and lubrication seep through the walls of the vagina and for the inner clitoral legs swell. This just in: There’s no “mystery” about the female orgasm 2015-08-10T04:00:00Z In mammals, the genitalia come from a tail bud, so there is one penis. 4 fascinating new things we learned about sex this week 2014-11-14T05:00:00Z And how could he have thought Madonna wouldn't mind being called a "whiny old barmaid" who played with her boyfriend's penis in public? Rupert Everett: the queen of mean 2012-09-28T22:01:28Z No, really: Penises are not shrinking Topics: , , Rush Limbaugh penis size, , I’m often struck by the different ways we talk — and don’t talk — about men’s and women’s genitals. No, really: Penises are not shrinking 2012-09-28T00:00:00Z “I grew up being told it was common knowledge that some crazy white lady cut her husband’s penis off in a fit of vengeance,” he said. You Know the Lorena Bobbitt Story. But Not All of It. 2019-01-30T05:00:00Z And it’s not particularly unexpected from a punk band that took shots at Ronald Reagan, named an album Frankenchrist and illustrated a cover with a penis. Shock ‘n’ Roll: 7 Controversial Band Names 2013-10-25T09:45:45Z It is impossible to verify most claims about the extent of the use of prosthetic penises on any show, and some actors refuse to answer the question. How prosthetic penises in shows like HBO’s "Minx" reinforce existing stereotypes and taboos 2022-03-28T04:00:00Z A: Peyronie’s disease is a condition in which scar tissue has formed on the side of the penis. Heartburn drugs have serious side effects 2015-01-02T05:00:00Z “I tried to do that with the penises as well.” ‘Minx’ Reveals That All Nudity Is Not Created Equal 2022-03-16T04:00:00Z The first episode, after all, follows small town policemen digging around a field for a missing penis. You Know the Lorena Bobbitt Story. But Not All of It. 2019-01-30T05:00:00Z On penises: "I came up with the best name for an uncircumcised penis: bishop in a turtleneck." New Girl: move over Jess, Schmidt is the real star 2012-06-29T23:05:00Z "Conventional wisdom held that the foreskin-free penis was healthier and cleaner," she wrote. Motherlode Blog: Debating Circumcision and Consent 2012-07-12T15:00:28Z I have mixed feelings about it, because I fundamentally disagree with the idea that a large penis is better than a small one. Me and my penis: 100 men reveal all 2017-05-27T04:00:00Z This may sound crude, but how far in does a penis have to go for it to count as a “first time”? What’s a “first time,” anyway? 2013-02-02T23:00:00Z I was a bit terrified of the penis, not really sure what I was supposed to do with it. 'I wanted to explore my own pleasure' – how I rebooted my sex life 2019-05-18T04:00:00Z Prosthetic penises receive even rougher treatment, being sliced or snipped off with some regularity. | '3D Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecstasy': Cantonese Erotic Fantasy: 3-D and One Lousy Lover 2011-08-21T22:14:52Z One of the women, who were selected to serve guests provided they were “tall, thin and pretty”, said an attendee exposed his penis to her. Presidents Club to close down after claims of harassment at ‘hostess’ gala 2018-01-24T05:00:00Z I looked down at my penis and saw the crochet hook was still inside it. Robert Mugabe's brutal 2008 crackdown: torture, death and a stolen election 2010-09-18T23:05:00Z Who could I share the big news with that my penis was so out of shape? Experience: I had a 90-degree bend in my penis 2016-06-10T04:00:00Z “There was just one thing in my way: my penis,” she says, adding, deadpan, “ironically, an asset in ’s day.” | 'A Night at the Tombs': Bianca Leigh Reflects on Life, at Bowery Poetry Club 2010-07-14T21:56:00Z Is this overreaction to a glimpse of Pine’s penis the reason so many young actors are squeamish about getting naked for their art? Full frontal: why the fuss over Chris Pine's 'dazzling' penis? 2018-10-23T04:00:00Z From sharks that mate while doing a headstand on the ocean floor to ducks with enormous corkscrew penises, he humorously details the how and why of that funny little act we call sex. Secrets of T-rex sex! 2012-10-28T00:30:00Z This manscaping, and other body hair removal, is for aesthetic reasons: to make one’s penis appear larger, smoother and cleaner. 10 ways porn perpetuates myths about men and sex 2014-01-06T01:00:00Z “Sex ed was, ‘These are the ovaries, this is a penis, don’t get herpes, off you go’,” says Wolf. Clitbait: 10 things you didn't know about the clitoris 2017-01-22T05:00:00Z The key to making sense of this bizarre finding is that the researchers are talking about the entire penis, including the internal root, not just the external observable part. 10 more strange facts about penises 2014-07-23T04:00:00Z When there she alleges Weinstein “aggressively and threateningly demanded sex and “instructed her to take off her clothes”, and forced her to touch his penis while he “grabbed at her breasts” despite her protestations. Ex-model accuses Harvey Weinstein of sexual assault in new lawsuit 2019-12-19T05:00:00Z The third season of the gritty superhero show is airing now, and already it's scarred fans with imagery of an exploding penis and the highly anticipated Herogasm event. "The Boys" inspired Amazon to make a Standards & Practices department 2022-07-04T04:00:00Z One is reminded of Pompeii where excavators have unearthed depictions of penises everywhere from oil lamps to doorbells, but female equivalents are missing in action. 'Jam rags' outrage 2010-07-28T12:03:00Z Mature representations of real, diverse penises, without shame or special significance, would be far more worthy of media attention than prostheses. How prosthetic penises in shows like HBO’s "Minx" reinforce existing stereotypes and taboos 2022-03-28T04:00:00Z "Now stop wasting time and draw a penis like I asked you to." Mark Lowery's top 10 embarrassing moments in children's books 2013-06-27T08:00:00Z Yet these jokes are largely made-up – nobody thinks Gervais has really had a penis removed. Romola Garai's Baftas childbirth gag had me in stitches 2013-05-13T18:59:01Z Who put that penis in that lady’s mouth? Hustler’s denigrating S.E. Cupp “satire” 2012-05-24T20:30:00Z Masculinity is a grab bag of fragile insecurities, and I don’t need to tell you that anxiety about penis size may be the most powerful one. Measure of my manhood 2012-12-29T00:30:00Z “These other guys are talking about their penises metaphorically—I’ll say it.” Donald Trump, human dog-whistle: The 2016 election, the left and the place where language ends 2016-05-21T04:00:00Z As an amateur scientist, I’ve been extolling the merits of big penises my whole adult life. This just in: Women prefer well-endowed men 2013-04-09T14:50:00Z “Everyone just wants to look at whether their penis is getting hard,” Grover says. Can veganism help with erectile function? 2019-11-25T05:00:00Z I experienced something of the psychologist’s discomfiture when, a few pages on, I discovered a life-size, photorealistic rendering of a well-veined erect penis. The Patient Is Obsessed With Sex. But How Reliable Is Her Therapist? 2021-03-23T04:00:00Z Coincidentally, Elis James, the standup on stage, started telling a story about meeting Jim at a boxing match in the 1980s, which led to the revelation that the anchorman's penis was "made of bees". Tom Rosenthal: 'I'm quite sort of talented' 2011-08-14T20:45:00Z Apart from the occasional shot from behind Edoardo of someone looking at his penis — a doctor, his parents, his little sister — there are few laughs. Review: ‘Short Skin,’ an Anatomical Sex Comedy 2015-10-08T04:00:00Z African men had enormous penises, these accounts suggested. 'As a black woman I'm always fetishised': racism in the bedroom 2018-01-13T05:00:00Z He asked for directions to the subway, then showed her his gun, and pushed her into an alleyway, where he forcibly penetrated her with his penis — orally, anally and vaginally. When the law won’t call it rape 2013-01-26T17:00:00Z The misogyny and entitlement in the commentary around the photographs certainly strongly supports that, although there’s also a well-documented history of frenzy around celebrity penis pics as well. Don’t look at the leaked nudes 2014-09-02T04:00:00Z You know what that means: time for another penis list. The real star of “Gone Girl”: Ben Affleck and the art of male full-frontal 2014-10-07T04:00:00Z “She said that his penis was exposed,” the former boyfriend testified, according to a previously undisclosed deposition transcript obtained by The Post. The surprising reason a Bill Cosby accuser is withdrawing her lawsuit 2016-06-24T04:00:00Z He made a few clunky jokes, including one about how Googling “Ryan Gosling penis” is not safe for work. Jimmy Fallon Calls Out Donald Trump in His Golden Globes Monologue 2017-01-08T05:00:00Z It has frequent surprises and moments of stunning bad taste, such as a sculptural suite by Raphaela Vogel of a cancerous penis on wheels paraded by 10 cadaverous white giraffes. Looking Inward, and Back, at a Biennale for the History Books 2022-04-30T04:00:00Z For expectant mothers, there is the 16-week visit that reveals the absence or presence of a tiny penis, determining whether the nursery paint should be pink or blue. Divorcing while pregnant 2013-01-16T01:00:00Z What if there is no penis involved — or no vagina? What’s a “first time,” anyway? 2013-02-02T23:00:00Z I also worry that my 5in penis is smaller than average. My life in sex: the man who can’t finish 2019-11-15T05:00:00Z And in the end, whose penis belongs to whom? | 'The Change-Up': About That Wish: What if It Came True? 2011-08-04T21:39:27Z “This man was on top of me, his tongue was down my throat, and he put my hand on his penis.” Women Say Richard Meier’s Conduct Was Widely Known Yet Went Unchecked 2018-04-05T04:00:00Z Today, China is reportedly home to 200,000 sex stores, and dried deer penis and other traditional medicines have been supplemented by lifelike sex dolls and French maid costumes. China’s schizophrenic sexual revolution 2012-12-23T14:00:00Z That was also the same party where I was laughed at for asking a woman for her name before she touched my penis.” What’s wrong with “vanilla”? 2012-09-16T01:00:00Z "If you hold my penis, I will give you a free drink." Digested classic: The God of Small Things by Arundhati Roy 2010-04-15T11:25:00Z If something really can enlarge your penis, imagine the havoc it can wreak in your liver. Perspective | Most dietary supplements don’t do anything. Why do we spend $35 billion a year on them? 2020-01-24T05:00:00Z This is nothing more than the odd, notable penis or the odd, notable vagina staggering off the marked path and rubbing against the wrong tree. David Simon: Media’s sex obsession is dangerous, destructive 2012-11-15T02:43:00Z "She needs to slap the penis," says the director of the abuse she aims at the statue. Hartford Stage's Darko Tresnjak seals his passion for risk with 'Kiss Me, Kate' 2015-07-03T04:00:00Z “For a long time, I thought I had a small penis,” Huang explained. Penis politics: Sex, size and stereotypes in the gay community 2014-01-12T18:00:00Z “Randy Newman writes comic song about Donald Trump’s penis,” the London Guardian proclaimed. Randy Newman cared enough about his new album to help pay for it 2017-07-28T04:00:00Z While reports of the effects of weed on one’s penis are wildly contradictory, one of the weirder historical tidbits in relation to weed and sex comes from the 1930s. 8 ways people have gotten “creative” with pot to enhance their sex lives 2016-02-11T05:00:00Z A Nesbit procedure involves removing a wedge of the longer, unaffected side of the bent penis to bring it back into line. Peyronie’s disease: the penis condition that affects one in 10 men 2020-01-13T05:00:00Z Speaking of penis pills: What to make of the most notorious spam type of the early 2000s, so common that it appeared on AOL’s list twice, as “Viagra online” and “Online pharmacy?” Is Spam Trying to Tell Us Something? 2019-08-20T04:00:00Z Jockeys whip their horses, and each other, with crops made from cured distended bull’s penises. The Palio di Siena: A Survivor’s Tale 2018-04-16T04:00:00Z Neither worked; it actually felt weird, I guess because only my hand had ever touched my penis. I left prison a virgin after 28 years. Now I am struggling to have sex 2019-07-08T04:00:00Z As one prosthetic artist explained to Fast Company, "Filmmakers will always give a bigger penis to more manly, virile characters and smaller penises are usually just about the gag factor." How prosthetic penises in shows like HBO’s "Minx" reinforce existing stereotypes and taboos 2022-03-28T04:00:00Z Mr. Medlyn, it might be noted, is in black body tights with a hole neatly cut to allow his penis to hang out. Dance Review: Spontaneity, Nudity and Absurdity: It Is What It Is 2011-03-25T22:43:59Z But those in calmer surroundings extend their longer filamentous penises in search of distant barnacle “vaginas.” Animal penises’ amazing evolution 2012-06-12T15:40:00Z One has his penis hacked off and bleeds to death, another is garrotted, and so on. Rape films vs realism 2011-01-19T09:30:00Z Note to lyricists: innuendo is bigger and cleverer than saying: "I've got a large penis." Readers recommend: songs about showing off ? the results 2011-02-24T16:38:51Z When I told him that I hadn’t, he emailed me a link to several photos of his penis while we were still on the phone. “I’d go out in public wearing tight pants to shock people”: Life as the man with the world’s largest penis 2014-08-13T04:00:00Z It’s the reason every other commercial on television between the hours of midnight and 5 a.m. has to do with increasing one’s penis length. Measure of my manhood 2012-12-29T00:30:00Z “It’s amazing what your brain can train you to see. I didn’t have a lot of respect for my penis. Gay men are emasculated already, so when you’re gay and Asian, you feel doubly emasculated.” Penis politics: Sex, size and stereotypes in the gay community 2014-01-12T18:00:00Z It’s taking your clothes off and finding Ricky Gervais standing in front of you deriding your penis size AND realising that he is your doctor. From The Simpsons to Nurse Jackie, the most useful (and useless) TV medics 2014-09-09T04:00:00Z The way a bull's penis looks – like a red serpent... it's incredibly hard to watch. Kristen Schaal: The toast of American comedy 2010-10-15T23:03:00Z I begged her for fornication advice as well: “Put the penis in the fornix,” said my doctor, in a chiding tone. How I cured my “sexual dysfunction” without a pill 2015-08-09T04:00:00Z If I’d had a larger penis, I think I would have moved in the world of men with more confidence. Me and my penis: 100 men reveal all 2017-05-27T04:00:00Z I’ve been practising in the NHS for 30 years: if it was that easy to increase the length of a normal penis, I’d be in the Mediterranean on my cruise liner now.” ‘I wanted a truncheon in my pants’: the rise of the penis extension 2018-09-22T04:00:00Z For balance, I must acknowledge that there’s the odd six-pack and flaccid penis in there too. TV for the fake news generation: why Westworld is the defining show of 2016 2016-12-07T05:00:00Z There are obviously worse vegetables to compare your penis to – the brussels sprout and the jerusalem artichoke, for example – but it's still an image that seems destined to encourage speculation about exactly what Mars means. Bruno Mars: Doo-Wops & Hooligans ? review 2011-01-20T15:29:01Z “Artists tend to leave the fingers and the toes for last, and most tend to leave the penis for last, too,” he said. The naked truth about nude art modeling 2018-06-29T04:00:00Z Which is when you start to incur serious problems with your once beloved penis. Farewell, once-favorite organ: I am officially breaking up with my penis 2016-05-22T04:00:00Z The phallocentric language and penis obsessions of the Republican Party’s presidential candidates are a reflection of that aspect of fascism—one that Trump and his “Trumpeteers” manifest in the extreme. The GOP’s gross Adam Sandler primary: Donald Trump, penis jokes and the pathetic state of conservatism 2016-03-09T05:00:00Z Basically, the whole thing is his penis's fault. Charlie Brooker and Daniel Maier build the perfect TV detective 2012-08-24T23:05:00Z His tiny penis finally makes an appearance, providing definitive evidence that he is, in fact, a male. A Portrait of My Ego as a Big Black Dog 2016-11-24T05:00:00Z When I did a show on ABC, standards and practices would let us say penis but not vagina. Television: Lena Dunham on ?Girls,? Her New HBO Comedy 2012-03-04T04:09:07Z That’s not to say that penis size isn’t an actual concern for many men, but ultimately, it’s not a gauge of anything except a particular organ. Sorry, Marco Rubio: Penis jokes only make the teller look small 2016-03-01T05:00:00Z Even more scandalous are three of the chapbooks in which she kept drawings she cajoled artists into making of their penises. They Know the Blessing and Curse of Warhol and Basquiat 2023-07-11T04:00:00Z That story is now retold in “Lorena”, a four-part documentary on Amazon Prime, all about the wife who cut off her husband’s penis. I was at the Lorena Bobbitt trial – 25 years later it still makes me wince 2019-03-11T04:00:00Z His penis was erect, she said, and he moved toward her. Thomas Roma, Photographer and Professor, Accused of Sexual Misconduct 2018-01-03T05:00:00Z In the Cosmopolitan study, 89 percent of respondents were not concerned with the size of their partner’s penis. Good news/bad news, guys: Women don’t care about penis size — but they do have opinions about your pubic hair 2015-07-22T04:00:00Z The craze, the scrutiny — the sexual objectification, really — raises as serious a question as can be asked of penises and feminism: Is this really the sort of equality we’re fighting for? The male celebrity penis fetish: Feminism’s final frontier? 2014-10-16T04:00:00Z And before you know it, the penis is back in its resting state of slight contraction. Animal penises’ amazing evolution 2012-06-12T15:40:00Z “I had a judge tell me I had to find a better word than penis,” she said. A Tenacious Team of Two in Cosby Case 2016-02-16T05:00:00Z “When the Father speaks of Jesus,” Hunt writes, “it’s so intimate it embarrasses Ruth, like he’s talking about his penis or a case of hemorrhoids.” ‘Mr. Splitfoot’ review: A gothic tale in the woods of New York 2016-01-04T05:00:00Z Large penises are fetishized; so are women’s backsides. Sex, Drugs and Marxism in ‘Class’ 2017-06-21T04:00:00Z “No tragedy” is a common refrain of his, even as he compares his penis to that of a toddler or a hamster. “I’m hung like a toddler”: Meet a man with a micropenis 2015-02-23T05:00:00Z Roiland allegedly used the iPhone's sticker function to send an explicitly pornographic image of a man with penises in his mouth to many of the messages. The nerdy online power of "Rick and Morty" creator that led to allegations of sexual assault 2023-09-14T04:00:00Z In his new online special, “The Crowd Work Sessions,” Big Jay Oakerson asks a man in the audience about the size of his penis in the casual manner that you might inquire about the weather. Big Jay Oakerson, a Master of the Dirty Joke 2014-12-09T05:00:00Z Harry is frank and funny when his penis gets frostbitten after a trip to the North Pole — “my South Pole was on the fritz” — leaving him a “eunuch” just before William marries Kate Middleton. Prince Harry Learns to Cry, and Takes No Prisoners, in ‘Spare’ 2023-01-10T05:00:00Z “That’s what trauma is,” she says – to be recurrently plunged back into the moment that Weinstein, in his white bathrobe, tried to draw her hand first to his achy neck, then his penis. Rosanna Arquette: ‘They said I was a pain in the ass. It’s not true’ 2019-08-26T04:00:00Z By any definition of the term, I’m So Excited! is Almodóvar’s gayest film in a quarter-century. You can’t spell Peninsula without penis, or cockpit without… whatever. I’m So Excited!: Almodóvar’s Bumpy Flight 2013-06-27T18:36:06Z Crocodile penis eating in the outback with Ant and Dec didn’t exactly sound appealing, but this long-running reality series pushed the genre to entertaining new heights. The 100 best TV shows of the 21st century 2019-09-16T04:00:00Z “I tell my patients we can give you a bigger penis, but we cannot make you happy,” he says. ‘I wanted a truncheon in my pants’: the rise of the penis extension 2018-09-22T04:00:00Z Aside from the immediate recreational appeal of a penis that holds that kind of promise, evolutionary theory suggests a more complex reasoning. This just in: Women prefer well-endowed men 2013-04-09T14:50:00Z Rubio used a rally speech to imply that Trump had a small penis, prompting Trump to suggest on national TV that “there’s no problem” with his endowment. John Oliver Swings at Donald Trump Below the Belt (Literally) 2016-03-07T05:00:00Z She had, after all, told a roomful of our mutual friends that I had a small penis, and then—to set the record straight—made it clear that we hadn’t done anything below the waist. My penis size obsession: All my life I’ve worried about measuring up 2016-01-03T05:00:00Z I made the mistake when I was quite a few years younger of sending a picture that had my penis and my face in it. Me and my penis: 100 men reveal all 2017-05-27T04:00:00Z “The vast majority of men who may wish to have their penis made longer have a penis of completely normal length, but they often feel that their penis is too small,” said Muir. Penis extensions don't work, study finds 2019-05-10T04:00:00Z When his penis began to swell, he took himself to A&E where he was immediately diagnosed with congestive heart failure. How illness changed our divorce plans 2016-01-09T05:00:00Z Women in every workplace have contended with some jerk with a penis doubting their authority or something as simple as whether the information they're conveying is correct. How "Ahsoka" takes the sexist subtext of "Star Wars" and brings it to the fore through Hera Syndulla 2023-09-07T04:00:00Z I screamed with the pain – he had hooked it inside my penis – I could feel the blood spurting down onto my thighs. Robert Mugabe's brutal 2008 crackdown: torture, death and a stolen election 2010-09-18T23:05:00Z But stand beneath and glance upwards and you’ll be treated to a rather different image: a giant penis and balls. 10 of Europe’s oddest attractions and events 2016-06-22T04:00:00Z “It’s the same that way I assume Johnny Depp’s penis also has its own miniature hat and goatee,” he said. John Oliver on Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner: president 'can't even get nepotism right' 2017-04-24T04:00:00Z The incorrect assumption made about men and ribs because of Genesis now rings true when applied to the penis bone: We do not have one because it was taken from us and turned into women. Gene Weingarten discovers the real origin story of Eve ... 2015-08-28T04:00:00Z You can chuckle at the buffoonery, raise your eyebrows at the baroque scatological and sexual humor — Mom, they said “penis” again! — and conclude that “The Campaign” goes too far. Movie Review: Movie Review: ‘The Campaign,’ Starring Will Ferrell and Zach Galifianakis 2012-08-10T03:56:14Z “Hit and Miss”: Like the prosthetic penis isn’t enough? “Hit and Miss”: Like the prosthetic penis isn’t enough? 2012-07-11T20:00:00Z For Dodsworth, Manhood has not been an aesthetic revelation: some penises are nice to look at, some less so. Me and my penis: 100 men reveal all 2017-05-27T04:00:00Z Sick of slogans and tired of being casually hazed and verbally abused, they take refuge in drawing penises inside the porta-potties that dot their bases and outposts. A Comic Strip About the Marines: The Few, the Proud, the Bored Out of Their Minds 2018-04-24T04:00:00Z But at the root of phallic adoration is a rich tradition of symbolism; a culture of images that begin and end with the penis. Let’s talk about the penis: From South Korea’s Penis Park to the Washington Monument, the phallus is everywhere 2015-12-02T05:00:00Z So maybe a broken penis is better than an idle penis? Erotica: better reads than Fifty Shades of Grey 2012-05-29T19:30:02Z Rated R for a glimpse of penis and an accidental scalping. Review: This ‘Damsel’ Needs No Saving 2018-06-21T04:00:00Z When erect, my penis had twisted from its previous straight up to bent at 90 degrees. Experience: I had a 90-degree bend in my penis 2016-06-10T04:00:00Z But Estee is ostensibly doing him a favor — as it is understood when he emerges victorious after she fondles his penis and he “puts two . . . fingers in her vagina.” “Mid90s” exposes the violence of boyhood: Teen trauma is a masculine rite of passage, too 2018-11-04T04:00:00Z Ben’s beloved penis now becomes an almost autonomous creature, and its adventures a kind of Rabelaisian picaresque. From the Schlump With the Shiv, Two Plays Turned Podcasts 2021-07-07T04:00:00Z He also choked Maddy at a carnival after she confronted him about finding dozens of different pictures of penises on his phone, leaving bruises on her neck. ‘Euphoria’ Is Back. Here’s Where It Left Off. 2022-01-07T05:00:00Z His penis kept dangling in and out of my eyeline at disconcertingly close range. Beware Mr Baker 2013-05-15T08:10:20Z One type of swallowtail has an eye in its penis, to help guide it when mating. Catch a Buzz With Two New Books About Bugs 2019-08-15T04:00:00Z Or perhaps it's just a massive barrel of guff and everyone was enjoying the croissants too much to ask about the penises. Jamie & Jimmy's Food Fight Club is absolutely baffling 2012-11-30T13:30:00Z Cosby penetrated her vagina with his fingers and fondled his penis in front of her, Green said. Bill Cosby’s legacy, recast: Accusers speak in detail about sexual-assault allegations He denied having once got into a bath with her and asking her to wash his penis. Artist Graham Ovenden denies abusing young models 2013-03-21T18:26:00Z In another incident reported by the Met, Mr. Levine asked an artist if he “had a large penis.” The Met Opera Fired James Levine, Citing Sexual Misconduct. He Was Paid $3.5 Million. 2020-09-20T04:00:00Z The image depicted “a rather solemn man gingerly inserting his penis into the vagina of an equally solemn middle-aged woman.” Eleven years after that, the word “pornography” was officially added to the English language. From Pompeii to PornHub: A brief, fascinating history of smut 2015-06-08T04:00:00Z She understands that the reason she has a platform is because of the detached penis, because of the hot dog box and Frankenpenis and that unforgettable last name. You Know the Lorena Bobbitt Story. But Not All of It. 2019-01-30T05:00:00Z "Even if she’d been the only accuser, we should want a Supreme Court justice who definitely never shoved his penis in someone’s face." Sam Bee offers advice to Brett Kavanaugh: Stop “gaslighting women” 2018-09-27T04:00:00Z “He felt his penis had a negative impact on his life, and cutting it off allowed him to focus on his art,” says Morris. PCP to psychedelic fish: uncover the stories behind the world's strangest drugs 2017-01-16T05:00:00Z Gawker, with uncharacteristic restraint, summed them up as “a treasure trove of pillowing breasts, fevered fondling and penis nicknames.” Warren G. Harding's Racy Love Letters Unsealed 2014-07-29T04:00:00Z Their “darlings” always fall just a bit short of the intended reality, lacking fully operational hands or penises. What Does It Mean to Be a “Real” Writer? 2019-07-03T04:00:00Z If we are to believe men’s magazines, women want men to dip their penises into a jar of Nutella. 7 weird things that turn women on 2015-01-05T05:00:00Z From vegetable peelings to bull’s penis, chefs are increasingly turning to the bin rather than the fridge for inspiration. Waste not want not: the art of trash cooking 2015-09-08T04:00:00Z Much of this barrage, though, has felt ham-handed, a clumsy celebration of the fact that the censors who used to keep words like “vagina” and “penis” out of prime time have apparently all died. Television: ?New Girls,? ?2 Broke Girls,? ?Last Man Standing?: New Season for Old Jokes 2011-11-23T14:30:42Z When she poured it on him, he said he grabbed her hand and placed it on his penis. "Beef" controversy explained: Costar David Choe's past claims of "rapey" behavior resurface 2023-04-13T04:00:00Z It is a perfect name for a penis because it suggests poise, elegance, stamina and, importantly, a rare and steely strength. Mamma Mia's Christine Baranski on schmoozing with Cher and meeting Trump 2018-07-21T04:00:00Z The penis has a cultural history, and the vagina has its own bible. Get to Know Your Larynx. Then Make Some Noise. 2021-02-10T05:00:00Z Elsewhere in the show are smaller, polished bronzes that replicate partly deflated balloon sculptures of sad, rudimentary characters with absurdly inflated penises. Art In Review: Sarah Lucas: ‘Nud Nob’ 2014-03-20T23:41:20Z He did have one request: “Write that I have a nice penis.” How to stay married. (Don't get divorced) 2017-06-17T04:00:00Z Please cut off your testicles and your penis.’” For Cosby’s accusers, justice might remain elusive 2015-07-08T04:00:00Z But, as they filmed the episode, “it became clearer for Tituss Burgess that Titus the character is enjoying being a black man and this ode to the black penis is sort of a self-deification”. All hail Tituss, breakout star of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt 2016-04-12T04:00:00Z Ronna is aghast: "I would use his entire body as a penis!" Ronna and Beverly 2010-08-10T21:01:00Z “I have three kids, the youngest of whom is 9. I literally cannot have the news on, because my children would ask, ‘Why is this man showing his penis to people?’ We can’t take any more of 2017, so we’ve turned to the Hallmark Channel in desperation 2017-12-07T05:00:00Z What about when you were 9 and you and Ross compared penis sizes? A frat boy’s “gay experience” 2014-04-21T00:00:00Z I find men’s relationships with their penises fascinating. “I’m hung like a toddler”: Meet a man with a micropenis 2015-02-23T05:00:00Z We had an amazing prosthetic penis for one scene in Sex Education. 'Everyone's heard the horror stories' – how to do an ethical sex scene 2020-02-05T05:00:00Z In recent years, the General Medical Council has recorded stories of “wonky penises” and erectile dysfunction following surgery. ‘I wanted a truncheon in my pants’: the rise of the penis extension 2018-09-22T04:00:00Z “Private parts” was the only acceptable term in my upbringing; it was a conscious, necessary adjustment to teach my children to call and recognize their genitals by “vagina” and “penis.” Perspective | After surviving cervical cancer, I’m teaching my kids about sexual health to save their lives 2021-11-22T05:00:00Z Cid looked serene, his hairy chest rising and falling, his penis lying neatly to one side as he snored loudly. Stitching together Cid's manhood: in the operating room for a female-to-male surgery 2015-09-10T04:00:00Z I slipped the ruler down a bit, convincing myself I wasn’t starting at the right spot, that I needed to be measuring from the very base of my penis. Measure of my manhood 2012-12-29T00:30:00Z “He had this vein,” one of them said, “that wrapped around his penis like a …” “A blue vine?” said the other girl. How to fold a thong: A straight man working at Victoria’s Secret 2013-05-07T00:00:00Z In August 2016, according to one current server who spoke on the condition of anonymity because she feared repercussions in her personal relationships, Rragami exposed his penis when she went outside for a cigarette break. ‘Someone else’s problem’: Six women learn the confusing, ambiguous reality of confronting an alleged harasser 2018-07-18T04:00:00Z Shakespeare would have been happy to write a penis joke that preposterously twisted and compacted. The 12 greatest albums of the ’90s 2014-05-10T15:00:00Z The teenager also has a strange fixation on penises, which she gratifies by having close encounters with as many as possible and sketching them in a notebook. Review: Teenage Kicks Go Too Far in ‘Flower’ 2018-03-15T04:00:00Z “They’re calling this the most expensive penis overcompensation in American history.” Late Night Laughs at Elon Musk’s SpaceX Explosion 2023-04-21T04:00:00Z A dictionary of Russian swear words lists over 1,200 different phrases that use a single slang term for "penis". Russia launches swearing ban; books, films, plays risk fines 2014-07-01T04:00:00Z "Tituss is singing about … ," she hesitates, then: "black penis, and Carol Kane is cracking car windows because yuppies are moving in." Ellie Kemper of 'Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt' sees the comedy light 2015-06-11T04:00:00Z I would simply imagine the world was created for my benefit, and that everything and everyone was a receptacle for my ego and penis. Earth to Bret Easton Ellis: you needn't be straight to play a lady-spanker 2012-08-08T15:25:58Z After the wall went live, the Guardian US interactive team spent the entire weekend swiping through vulva after vulva after penis after vulva, and making sure only the vulvas came through. Building the Great Wall of Vulvas: 21,000 drawings (and 103 Volvos) later 2016-12-21T05:00:00Z On a restroom wall, she sees graffiti that reflects Pettersson’s pungent humor: “It’s penises everywhere. Large and vertical, small and horizontal. They are modern-day cave drawings, but without the interesting context or, ironically, the passion.” ‘Swerve’: Well-honed howls of horror 2015-07-12T04:00:00Z If it’s good enough for your face, it’s got to be good enough for you penis. . . right? 6 things men will do for a bigger package 2017-04-16T04:00:00Z Restoration techniques, which involve weighted tugging devices inserted on to the end of the penis, can be arduous. Foreskin reclaimers: the ‘intactivists’ fighting infant male circumcision 2019-07-20T04:00:00Z Perhaps women are simply being realistic because they’ve realized a bigger penis doesn’t necessarily mean the guy is better in bed, something born out by the Cosmopolitan study. Good news/bad news, guys: Women don’t care about penis size — but they do have opinions about your pubic hair 2015-07-22T04:00:00Z Whenever I have a friend who’s going to get their baby circumcised, I say to think logically about what a penis does and what it’s built for. In defense of the foreskin 2012-12-24T16:00:00Z “I thought that peak penis was 2014, because I had just seen so many instances,” said Maria San Filippo, the author of “Provocateurs and Provocations: Screening Sex in 21st Century Media.” ‘Minx’ Reveals That All Nudity Is Not Created Equal 2022-03-16T04:00:00Z Or, they were supposed to have big penises. Measure of my manhood 2012-12-29T00:30:00Z Pigeon isn’t an entirely credible character, but Mr. Keating lends him warmth and a gentle kind of bravery, even while wearing lipstick and a penis headband. Review: ‘The Pigeon in the Taj Mahal,’ With a Bride-to-Be and a Trailer Park 2016-11-27T05:00:00Z One of them represents the Stars and Stripes with erect penises crossed like swords in the starry corner. Art Review: ‘Judith Bernstein: HARD’ at the New Museum 2012-12-20T23:01:31Z Had he put his thumb or penis into her mouth? Artist Graham Ovenden denies abusing young models 2013-03-21T18:26:00Z Trump boasts about the size of his penis and the beauty of his wife Melania. It’s all just wrestling to Donald Trump: Everything the GOP front-runner knows about politics, he learned from the WWF 2016-04-24T04:00:00Z “Not in two millions years had I ever thought I’d have a conversation with the president of the United States about his penis. Thankfully the call ended shortly after that.” Takeaways from Trump aide’s account of chaotic White House 2021-09-29T04:00:00Z The disc jockey could be heard urging her on as she squatted in front of a man with his flaccid penis in his hand. From wet T-shirts to oral sex contests: A brief history of sexploitative party games 2014-07-14T04:00:00Z For the video, Mr. Acconci tied a string around his penis. Review: David Salle’s ‘How to See,’ a Painter’s Guide to Looking at and Discussing Art 2016-10-18T04:00:00Z But as soon as he stopped exercising, she said, he pulled out his penis and moved toward her. Music Mogul Russell Simmons Is Accused of Rape by 3 Women 2017-12-13T05:00:00Z "You can show my soul," he said, "just don't show my penis." The man I'm in love with 2010-03-27T00:07:00Z Between blow-outs she snacked on gherkins that looked like warty green penises. Anna Nicole: the opera 2011-01-02T00:04:04Z Is there truly anything more childish than falling into the trap of equating penis size—real or imagined—with anything other than the randomness of biology? Sorry, Marco Rubio: Penis jokes only make the teller look small 2016-03-01T05:00:00Z The report showed that Steinert repeatedly sent sexually explicit messages, as well as a photograph of his penis, to the young woman, after she ignored him or told him to stop. Lake Forest principal who 'sexted' resigns 2011-11-20T23:24:00Z He said, “My casual conversations with a range of people show a widespread aesthetic preference for circumcised penises over those that are au natural.” In defense of the foreskin 2012-12-24T16:00:00Z Suddenly, this unique TV experiment was one more dude-centric comedy, where the main joke was that Phil was the only penis in town, yet could never have the hot woman. How Last Man on Earth Reversed Its Male Gaze 2015-05-01T04:00:00Z Nineteenth-century composer plus a spaceship, comedy zombie Hitler, Pope Ringo, and a giant penis: it must have sounded so good on paper. Lisztomania: the most embarrassing historical film ever made? 2013-02-06T10:22:00Z The subjects of humor in the early episodes of “Sirens” include penis size, the ubiquity of online pornography, smelly homeless people, wisecracking black children and the way women in yoga pants look from behind. Television Review: Denis Leary’s ‘Sirens,’ a USA Comedy, Makes Its Debut 2014-03-05T21:48:50Z That’s a G-rated version of Mac’s usual over-the-top 1970s sexual revolution “Heroes” treatment that features giant inflated penises, which may explain why he occasionally shot the audience a look of patronizing indulgence. Review | The fabulous Taylor Mac gives D.C. a sample of his reinvented Americana 2018-03-07T05:00:00Z Then he gets back to the monster, which is actually more of a vagina, penis combo beast. Jack Black really wants you to see his new movie. He paid for it himself. 2018-09-27T04:00:00Z Often, their father’s penis was the first they had seen when they were young, and they found it intimidating. Me and my penis: 100 men reveal all 2017-05-27T04:00:00Z Prosthetic penises are just another way to attach significance to the organ. How prosthetic penises in shows like HBO’s "Minx" reinforce existing stereotypes and taboos 2022-03-28T04:00:00Z So, yeah, obviously the female genital tract will have more routes for carrying sensation to the brain than just the penis. This just in: There’s no “mystery” about the female orgasm 2015-08-10T04:00:00Z You can feel the director, Le Bao, pushing for the unusual — like having the man hold his penis while giving it a rueful pep talk before using it with a woman in the following scene. ‘Taste’ Review: A Slow, Sensual Hallucination Set in Vietnam 2022-02-16T05:00:00Z Unsurprisingly, I did not get very far by asking men in person if they had ever sent unsolicited photographs of their penis. What makes men send dick pics? 2019-01-08T05:00:00Z He told me my father’s penis had shrunk to the size of a seahorse. My father, the woman 2012-06-15T23:30:00Z “If you can’t say the word ‘penis,’ don’t imply the word ‘penis,’ ” Oliver said on Sunday night. John Oliver Swings at Donald Trump Below the Belt (Literally) 2016-03-07T05:00:00Z I like them to appreciate me for what they think is worth appreciating me for, but not just because I put my penis into their mother. Stellan Skarsgård: Nobody should think they have God on their side 2014-09-20T04:00:00Z “Will you, please? Will you, please, just …” He pointed with his head, down toward his penis, as exposed as ever, while sitting dumbly in the driver’s seat of his BMW. “Sir, that is your penis!” 2014-05-25T04:00:00Z He is also preparing for his third penis enlargement – an operation that, judging from the sizeable member already between his legs, is unnecessary. ‘I wanted a truncheon in my pants’: the rise of the penis extension 2018-09-22T04:00:00Z And, in general, representations of heftier guys in the hetero world tend to be limited to unflattering stereotypes of laziness, weakness and small penises. Manny Pacquiao loses his crown 2012-05-16T18:50:00Z More recently a Village Voice blogger made an indelicate reference to Mr. Dolan’s penis when writing about Cablevision’s acquisition of a small Web site. Up Close: James L. Dolan Says He Lets His Music Speak for Him 2010-06-17T00:47:00Z Here, they are the fronts for an exhausted, exhausting reprise of stupid behavior, male-bonding clichés and penis jokes, which extend even to the aliens. Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn and Jonah Hill in The Watch: Unwatchable 2012-07-26T12:00:02Z Research shows that bottoms have smaller penises on average, and are more likely to have penis anxiety and low self-esteem. Penis politics: Sex, size and stereotypes in the gay community 2014-01-12T18:00:00Z She alleges that she could feel his erect penis through his uniform pants. Retired Col. Kathy Spletstoser wasn’t able to stop Joint Chiefs vice chairman Gen. John Hyten from being confirmed. But she’s not done with him. 2020-07-21T04:00:00Z Male biology, including penises, has evolved to compensate for cheating. 9 things you might not know about infidelity 2015-07-08T04:00:00Z Racist stereotypes suggest men of some races have large penises and are hypersexual, while others are undersexed with small ones. How prosthetic penises in shows like HBO’s "Minx" reinforce existing stereotypes and taboos 2022-03-28T04:00:00Z If you do sext pictures, and you are a US congressman, try to make sure your name is not a humorous synonym for penis. Weiner: 10 political lessons from the warts-and-all documentary 2016-05-20T04:00:00Z The women duly reported how men repeatedly put hands up their skirts and pulled them on to their laps; one guest decided to expose his penis to a hostess. Men-only clubs and menace: how the establishment maintains male power 2018-01-25T05:00:00Z Desperate to make this watered-down Charlie clone interesting, the writers of "Two and a Half Men" give Walden complementary wacky traits: a fondness for walking around naked and a penis the size of a kayak. Why Charlie Sheen is still winning 2011-09-20T16:20:00Z So the picture editor has the penis painted out. Life Between the Lines: A Memoir by John Izbicki – review 2013-02-02T08:00:47Z I’m not surprised—and not just because I happen to prefer men with smaller penises. Good news/bad news, guys: Women don’t care about penis size — but they do have opinions about your pubic hair 2015-07-22T04:00:00Z Who allegedly grabbed another co-worker’s breasts, rested his penis on the shoulder of a third, pulled a fourth onto his lap? Perspective | Why should we trust a man who harassed women to cover the historically female 2020 race? 2019-08-20T04:00:00Z A black disco belt hangs unlooped so that the metallic arrowhead tip sits down at his crotch and doubles as a penis. Jerrod Carmichael Knows How to Wear the Truth 2022-04-19T04:00:00Z Circumcision is the quick procedure of cutting away the foreskin around the tip of the penis. CDC: Circumcision is a very good idea 2014-12-02T05:00:00Z It may even be the scene where a severed horse penis cartwheels through the air - directly at the camera - and then gets crushed beneath a wheelchair. Will Sex and Zen be the saviour of 3D? 2011-07-28T08:37:57Z Fewer are happy with the size of their penis. Sex Uncovered: austerity-hit Britons have sex less than once a week, poll finds 2014-09-27T04:00:00Z And then he turns the word into — wait for it — a penis joke. Television: ?New Girls,? ?2 Broke Girls,? ?Last Man Standing?: New Season for Old Jokes 2011-11-23T14:30:42Z The 2009 indie movie “Humpday,” a sendup of the genre, circled the issue with two straight male friends who decide to make a pornographic movie with each other only to keep their penises in lockdown. Review: In ‘The D Train,’ Jack Black and James Marsden in a Steamy Bromance 2015-05-07T04:00:00Z That title goes to Balanus glandula, which wows the tide pool with its prodigious barnacle penis. Animal penises’ amazing evolution 2012-06-12T15:40:00Z Couple that with overhearing a guy in gym class brag that when he was erect the tip of his penis reached the top of his knee, and I was in panic mode. Measure of my manhood 2012-12-29T00:30:00Z I worry that Laura's mother thinks I am a pervert, due to the lyrics I wrote for The Quitter, a quitting-smoking column in which I go on and on about penises. Tanya Gold ? the opera 2010-04-12T21:00:00Z Both are collectors — they kept the hydraulic penis for 30 years, after all. A Capacious New History of the Beastie Boys by the Two Who Remain 2018-11-30T05:00:00Z If I hear another penis joke, I’m going to throw up. Carol Burnett Taps Into Her Inner Child for Adult Advice 2018-05-04T04:00:00Z With absolutely no offence meant to Baranski, 66 now and at the very peak of a four-decade career, this is a perfect name for a penis. Mamma Mia's Christine Baranski on schmoozing with Cher and meeting Trump 2018-07-21T04:00:00Z I am directing a pilot for HBO about a man with a very large penis. A Minute With: Thomas Jane and his role on "Hung" 2011-09-28T09:01:56Z “The end of his penis had basically died and it was pretty horrific,” Watson told The New York Post. Pet duck needs penis removed after trying to mate 'between 5 and 10 times' per day: 'It was pretty horrific' 2019-12-05T05:00:00Z Oh, look at that; no problem with the word penis. It’s that special time of the month: episode two of the Vagina Dispatches! 2016-10-12T04:00:00Z Because obviously, once you've made matching sets of elephant hoof- penis babies, you'll want to move right to combining human and pig genes with perhaps a soupcon of bald eagle. Splice Review: Bringing Up Frankenstein's Baby 2010-06-03T22:50:00Z But my underwear came down as well, and my penis was exposed to the girl that I had my crush on. Nick Kroll Still Isn’t Over Puberty. Just Ask His Therapist. 2017-11-10T05:00:00Z Jordan quickly realizes that Grace is an unreliable narrator, yet he’s also obsessed with her and imagines rescuing her — with his penis, naturally. Perspective | Two provocative dramas show how a feminist story need not always be a triumphant one 2017-11-02T04:00:00Z We get on our knees to look, diffidently feeling our way along the sculpture until we find an erect penis. Just don't call it a freak show 2010-04-30T23:07:00Z Other studies rely on sending men home to measure their own penis and then report the measurements. No, really: Penises are not shrinking 2012-09-28T00:00:00Z There are dry-stone walls and glass-fronted wine cabinets bulging with Montrachet and Pomerol, priced in four figures for men with teeny-weeny penises. Beast: restaurant review 2014-10-19T04:00:00Z Borchert sighed, “It was really frustrating because there’s more to dating and relationships than penis.” Penis politics: Sex, size and stereotypes in the gay community 2014-01-12T18:00:00Z “People were giggling about my penis as if they were schoolschildren,” lamented the 38-year-old actor when I spoke to him at London film festival last week. Full frontal: why the fuss over Chris Pine's 'dazzling' penis? 2018-10-23T04:00:00Z “The Shape of New York,” a novelty by Bob and Jim Walton with additional lyrics by Mr. Harnar, became a humorous Rorschach test in which the outline of Manhattan was likened to a penis. Music Review: Jeff Harnar Cabaret at Laurie Beechman Theater 2013-01-23T22:05:05Z There, a hard-driving Dutch sea captain tortures them with work and tantalizes them with his manliness, at one point even displaying his tattooed penis. ‘The Wild Boys’ Review: Women as Boys, and Violence as Art 2018-11-14T05:00:00Z “I’m about to play three men,” she continues, brandishing a hand-sewn penis and scrotum stuffed with “cotton wool and some bird seed.” ‘The Patient Gloria’ Review: A Theatrical Remedy for Toxic Therapy 2022-11-22T05:00:00Z But as each montage penis receives less than a second of screen time, there was no need for expensive, outsized prosthetics. ‘Minx’ Reveals That All Nudity Is Not Created Equal 2022-03-16T04:00:00Z Even when Ben goes to a party, he winds up ministering to the drunk who accidentally burned his own penis with a cigarette. Books of The Times: ‘The Revised Fundamentals of Caregiving’ by Jonathan Evison 2012-08-27T21:49:53Z One lady simply posed between her blue and green bins in an inflatable penis costume. 'I haven't laughed so much in my life': the Australians dressing up to celebrate bin night 2020-04-09T04:00:00Z Her bizarre behavior — like the droll adventures of Gérard’s recently installed, Bluetooth-enabled electronic penis — has a desperate quality: In this movie, the diminutions of aging are rarely out of mind. ‘Incredible but True’ Review: Track to the Future 2022-11-08T05:00:00Z As for the other photos in the series: “You had to find not just an a--hole, but one without a finger, an arm, a penis, a mouth — that’s really rare.” We took John Waters to a John Waters art exhibit in Baltimore 2018-11-21T05:00:00Z Not bad for a comedy horror that cost a reported $19m to make and included a scene where a man is killed by being skewered through the head by an erect penis. Fifty shades of gross – Marlon Wayans on body fungus, weird sex and Donald Trump 2016-03-10T05:00:00Z Elsewhere in the US, the case against a comedian accused of hitting an audience member with his penis has been dropped. Rory Bremner sees the funny side of Scottish independence 2013-04-03T14:16:43Z “Penis,” meanwhile, comes from the Latin for “tail,” but the Romans started using it to mean the other thing often enough that we can trace “penis” to Cicero. Being female is a wound that never heals: How Ani Bezzerides emerged as the real hero of “True Detective” 2015-07-26T04:00:00Z I'm more comfortable with my penis and how it looks, and its size, than I ever have in my life. There's no shame in "A Sexplanation," a fun, honest documentary that steps in where sex ed left off 2021-06-17T04:00:00Z What did surprise me was that his exhibitionism coexisted with a seeming malaise toward penis fame. “I’d go out in public wearing tight pants to shock people”: Life as the man with the world’s largest penis 2014-08-13T04:00:00Z When did you first realize that your penis was larger than average? “I’d go out in public wearing tight pants to shock people”: Life as the man with the world’s largest penis 2014-08-13T04:00:00Z I spent nine years researching surgery to create a penis. Me and my penis: 100 men reveal all 2017-05-27T04:00:00Z “I hate my penis. My penis has no friends. Sometimes I’ll just stare at it at night. It just sits there, so depressed.” Larry David on Broadway Theater, ‘Seinfeld’ and Death Etiquette 2015-02-18T05:00:00Z After the writer's long ode to his not-so-long penis, "Shorty," became a big hit, he decided to use his poem to help other men in the same rowboat. Poet who found fame with 'Shorty' to throw 'Big Small Penis Party' 2015-02-18T05:00:00Z She wanted to see the dead man’s penis. Here Are the Nitty-Gritty Details of Death Nobody Wants to Talk About 2022-08-16T04:00:00Z Of course, the truth is that penises have no fixed meanings. How prosthetic penises in shows like HBO’s "Minx" reinforce existing stereotypes and taboos 2022-03-28T04:00:00Z Dream II: A secret remedy for a deadly disease is inscribed in Chinese characters on my penis. Man of letters 2010-10-09T23:06:00Z I heard that, to make her feel more comfortable in prison, the guards are going to paint the bars to look like penises. MTV movie awards: nothing's shocking, still 2012-06-04T16:47:32Z She then eyes—with the help of binoculars, the voyeur’s favorite toy—a zeppelin branded with grotjohann, or “bigjohn,” which Woods says is a penis reference. A Great Translator Takes on One Final and Nearly Impossible Project 2016-11-03T04:00:00Z “I felt like a man with a child’s penis. And it’s affected everything: my relationships, my confidence, even my desire to have children. I worried they might have the same issue.” ‘I wanted a truncheon in my pants’: the rise of the penis extension 2018-09-22T04:00:00Z The steps that go into building a hard penis have an elegant flow that would please any professor of engineering. Animal penises’ amazing evolution 2012-06-12T15:40:00Z Because every 22 year old woman wants to see a 75 year old penis. 5 Women Accuse the Architect Richard Meier of Sexual Harassment 2018-03-13T04:00:00Z “See, I liked it,” interjects Amy, “because it was clear and I could actually see his penis.” Let's get it on: the race for the world's best condom 2015-06-13T04:00:00Z How much does penis size matter and how much is myth? 7 biggest myths about big penises 2014-07-17T04:00:00Z Police noted that while the victim said she didn’t remember certain parts of the night, she did recall waking up on a bed with her panties down and Holman’s penis out. Rapper Mystikal breaks silence on dropped rape charge 2021-04-14T04:00:00Z While these studies have the advantage of having the same folks measuring penises over and over again – and thus being consistent across study participants – there’s a downside. No, really: Penises are not shrinking 2012-09-28T00:00:00Z They might write songs about famous movie stars and their legendary appendages – the track Steve McQueen is apparently a paean to said actor's penis – but this is commercial stuff. New band of the day ? No 849: Ramona 2010-08-17T16:00:00Z One of the craziest things that you describe in the book, in my opinion, is the crane fly with the vibrating penis. From duck vaginas to bumblebee sex: The amazing, overlooked science of genitals 2014-05-10T20:00:00Z A European city would almost feel incomplete without a fountain blasting water from the tiny penis of a cheeky sculpted boy. Why are there so many ancient fountains featuring little boys peeing? 2022-07-02T04:00:00Z Place the bristles of certain insects which are born from trees on the penis and massage it with oil. The Kama Sutra's lessons for modern lovers 2011-02-14T11:31:31Z Think of a chillwavey New Order with vocals that are pure Liverpool via Los Angeles and a guitar solo that pushes the emotional content of the song rather than the player's penis size. New band of the day ? No 1,067: Outfit 2011-07-21T16:31:39Z Although the songs were written by Wayne Kirkpatrick, a prolific contemporary Christian songwriter of the 1990s, the musical is chock-full of Shakespearean puns, penis jokes and theater references. The shows you should be rooting for at Sunday’s Tonys 2015-06-02T04:00:00Z Surely no one will want to have sex with a man who straps an activity tracker to his penis? Smart condoms: like Fitbit for sex – and you can even share your stats 2017-03-05T05:00:00Z But Lord will it make his penis sparkle like diamonds. The problem with sex and glitter 2017-08-13T04:00:00Z These activities definitely have entertainment value: in the first episode one contestant uses his penis as a paint brush. Dating Naked Is Just the Same Old Reality Formula, With Less Clothes 2014-07-17T04:00:00Z Not that Gus shies from addressing mute objects – a can of Spam, a tombstone and even his penis are all beneficiaries of Eastwood's words of wisdom. Trouble with the Curve – first look review 2012-09-25T16:09:22Z Since I was a child, I’ve had something attached to my penis most of the time. Me and my penis: 100 men reveal all 2017-05-27T04:00:00Z "You ain't seen nothing yet," Jackson muttered to himself, while fiddling with his apology for a penis. So Much For That by Lionel Shriver | Digested read 2010-03-23T00:05:00Z He has maintained that he planned to divorce Lorena and that after he denied her sex that night, in a vengeful rage, she cut off his penis while he slept. You Know the Lorena Bobbitt Story. But Not All of It. 2019-01-30T05:00:00Z He tells a marvellous tale about how Lady Kemsley objected to a picture of a bull appearing in her husband's Sunday Graphic, because it displayed a bull-sized penis. Life Between the Lines: A Memoir by John Izbicki – review 2013-02-02T08:00:47Z So, behold, here is the Bangkok Dangerous poster, in which Nicolas Cage’s thumb looks like a penis. The Snowman, Yogi Bear and Hollywood's unintentionally funny movie posters 2017-10-12T04:00:00Z The editor A. J. Daulerio testified that there was little news value in images of Hogan’s penis. The Stakes in Hulk Hogan’s Gawker Lawsuit 2016-03-23T04:00:00Z Her T-strings are very different from a regular pair of women’s underwear: they have an inner panel that helps tuck and hold the penis between a person’s legs. Underwear for trans people: the torture of binding, tucking and packing is over 2015-09-24T04:00:00Z Follow the gamboling penis to an arid expanse of sociopolitical wasteland, where many of the greatest visionaries and actors can never tred, a desert in which only the Calvin Coolidges and Richard Nixons remain standing. David Simon: Media’s sex obsession is dangerous, destructive 2012-11-15T02:43:00Z The hanging cords suggest flaccid penises, if one chooses to look at them that way, or a kind of exhausted and discontinuous dangling of once-energized body parts. Two Artists’ Divergent Roads to Eros 2021-06-03T04:00:00Z She goes on to describe him groping her and attempting to push her head down into his lap, until he finally forced her hand on his penis and stimulated himself until he climaxed. #MeToo and the B-list: "Nobody cares because their assailants were not famous" 2019-05-10T04:00:00Z Such scenes can overshadow other aspects of a movie: new Robert the Bruce pic Outlaw King, for example, has so far prompted less discussion of Scottish history than it has of Chris Pine’s “dazzling” penis. My biggest part yet … a history of prosthetic genitalia in film 2018-11-05T05:00:00Z As most of us already know, a circumcised penis is one that has had the skin covering the tip removed, whereas uncircumcised men have the foreskin intact. Beyond condoms: 4 more ways to cut the risk of catching an STD 2016-02-24T05:00:00Z My favorite example was a penis of a deer in leek bulbs. Decoding Etiquette in China, Handshakes to Meals 2014-10-02T04:00:00Z Tussling is a pastime, penis remarks fill the patois and hazing hinges on a heavy dose of organized spanking. The Tribeca Festival Has a Story to Tell 2023-06-07T04:00:00Z We agonize about our anatomy: Is my penis too small? The best sex tips you’ll ever hear — from a man with no penis 2014-08-19T04:00:00Z Apparently, the idea that a man would rather be the victim of libel than have people think his penis is small is just common sense. My penis size obsession: All my life I’ve worried about measuring up 2016-01-03T05:00:00Z Most coverage of prosthetic penises tends to portray them as progressive for purportedly providing a visual balance to female nudity and feminist for making actresses more comfortable on set. How prosthetic penises in shows like HBO’s "Minx" reinforce existing stereotypes and taboos 2022-03-28T04:00:00Z In other words: I know my way around the penis and I haven’t yet found evidence that men’s penises have been shrinking on a global scale. No, really: Penises are not shrinking 2012-09-28T00:00:00Z His penis now sat soft as a shrinking peach in his pants. The Collected Stories by Lorrie Moore. Week two: dialogue 2010-04-09T23:07:00Z Lobcock is “a large relaxed penis, also a dull inanimate fellow.” The modern history of swearing: Where all the dirtiest words come from 2013-05-11T12:30:00Z In France, also, it was absolutely forbidden, unheard of to show an erect penis. Catherine Breillat, legendary provocateur, on her sexual manifesto on film and why she hates porn 2022-02-11T05:00:00Z A group of parents in Basel, Switzerland, were outraged that teachers were using soft toy penises, vulvas and uteri for sex education. Sex-ed toys for kids cause panic 2014-02-06T00:00:00Z While sexual myths of penis size and libido boosters still exist today, Masters and Johnson were the original debunkers. 6 Things the Real "Masters of Sex" Taught Us About Sex in 1970 2014-07-11T04:00:00Z “One screener woman literally said to me, ‘Do you have a penis?’ Eileen Myles, the Poet Muse of ‘Transparent’ 2016-01-16T05:00:00Z If you don’t understand why I don’t want to talk about my penis, you’re an idiot. Transgender Lives Onscreen: Seen, but Not Always Believable 2020-06-19T04:00:00Z I’ve got a tiny arm, so it would have been a very small penis. Me and my penis: 100 men reveal all 2017-05-27T04:00:00Z In fact, her first line is "Nice penis!" The unlikely stardom of Jonah Hill 2010-06-16T16:55:00Z Someone spray-painted 27 penises on 27 cars in the staff parking lot of a high school in Oceanside, Calif. And two student reporters investigate. Does ‘Three Billboards’ Say Anything About America? Well … 2018-01-18T05:00:00Z He allowed two employees with the same name to differentiate themselves by “AP” and “EP,” for “average penis” and “enormous penis.” Was a USDA scientist muzzled because of his bee research? 2016-03-02T05:00:00Z Permanently cemented to a tidal rock, the barnacle sports a penis 40 times the size of its body. Animal penises’ amazing evolution 2012-06-12T15:40:00Z Powell says it protects both against pregnancy and, so long as there are no sores or abrasions on the penis, against any STDs that are not transmitted by skin to skin contact. What comes in 66 sizes and vegan latex? The new generation of condoms 2017-10-23T04:00:00Z In the first and final chapters, the guys are pretty creepy: one is obsessed with the size of his penis, the other with sex videos of himself and his former girlfriend. | 'Autoerotic': When Sex Is Loneliness Multiplied 2011-07-21T21:47:40Z The penis may have evolved to scoop out rival sperm. 5 wild things science teaches us about sex 2015-04-17T04:00:00Z Another, in which Grant imagines himself as a “giant penis rocket ship” on a “secret mission” to spare the earth from disaster, is merely mortifying. Review: In ‘Flying Over Sunset,’ Getting High With the Stars 2021-12-13T05:00:00Z “There’s a penis there,” he pointed out, “and a vagina, too.” The Gaudy, Glittery, Gorgeously Subversive World of Taylor Mac 2016-09-14T04:00:00Z But there was something about the penis — or being totally naked, whatever you want to call it — that was actually easier to do for my brain. 'Overnight's' male nudity: Adam Scott, Jason Schwartzman overshare a little 2015-06-19T04:00:00Z Thus, a penis becomes a bottle of Ensure, a vagina a corncob — oh, you’ll see, soon enough. No one eats a banana like that: The phenomenon of SFW porn 2014-10-01T04:00:00Z I tried to hold my penis, to stop the blood, but it just kept on flowing. Robert Mugabe's brutal 2008 crackdown: torture, death and a stolen election 2010-09-18T23:05:00Z The royal bathers' devotion to cleaning the prince's royal penis. "Coming 2 America" takes the crown, delivering a sequel worthy of & less patriarchal than the first 2021-03-05T05:00:00Z By the way, Mars is not the only archaeological male to have gained a penis this year. Silvio Berlusconi's restoration work is no cock-up 2010-11-22T11:40:00Z At one point, he confides that when it comes to sex, his penis is “his spot.” Jokes + Exasperation + Subtext = a New York Club Comic on the Rise 2022-09-14T04:00:00Z The factory making his penis replicas halted production. James Deen, the porn star who failed as a feminist fantasy | Eva Wiseman 2015-12-13T05:00:00Z Photograph: Talia Herman for the Guardian For transgender men, advanced surgical techniques make a functioning penis more attainable than ever. This holiday season, 34 long reads to explore 2015-11-26T05:00:00Z There were many vulgar slang words for the penis and the vagina themselves as well. The modern history of swearing: Where all the dirtiest words come from 2013-05-11T12:30:00Z “And I’m going to have him sign my penis.” Camping With John Waters and His Band of ‘Filthy Freaks’ 2017-10-14T04:00:00Z Or that Katie from X Factor thinks she's modelling sustainable clothes made out of human skin – including a coat with breasts and a poncho with a penis on it? TV review: Celebrity Bedlam 2012-08-11T07:00:02Z He also allegedly invited another female co-worker to his office and then dropped his pants, showing her his penis. ‘Today’ show host Matt Lauer fired after claims of ‘inappropriate sexual behavior’ 2017-11-29T05:00:00Z “Recently I’ve been thinking, ‘What if I wasn’t OK with my freaking penis being shown to everybody?’ Why the Baby on Nirvana’s ‘Nevermind’ Album Is Suing Now 2021-08-25T04:00:00Z Have you ever wondered why male mammals have one penis while snakes have two? 4 fascinating new things we learned about sex this week 2014-11-14T05:00:00Z Today, I can tell you my penis is seven-and-a-half inches long. Measure of my manhood 2012-12-29T00:30:00Z She also held up a doll dressed in a suit and asked Mr. Jost, “When talking to a co-worker in the office, where should you keep your penis?” For ‘Saturday Night Live,’ No Shortage of Targets, Including Louis C.K. and Roy Moore 2017-11-12T05:00:00Z Shouldn’t his penis only show itself in the most careful moments, so as to protect a great nation’s secrets? David Simon: Media’s sex obsession is dangerous, destructive 2012-11-15T02:43:00Z In bed with Mary I forgot myself: I was a conventional male person and in the process my penis took over from my mouth as the focus point. I’m gay. Why did I marry a woman? 2012-11-11T02:15:00Z It was either from them giving us a general idea of something that happened or from telling us a specific story like, “Last night we had a penis measuring contest at the firehouse.” Denis Leary on the Return of 'Rescue Me' 2010-06-29T17:51:00Z “When I was 14, I shot up to 6ft but my penis stayed the same,” he says. ‘I wanted a truncheon in my pants’: the rise of the penis extension 2018-09-22T04:00:00Z With an average length of eight feet, the ocean giant’s penis is the largest known of any living animal. 10 more strange facts about penises 2014-07-23T04:00:00Z For instance, Robert Morrow, the newly elected chairman of the Travis County Republican Party, has said that he is “Donald Trump on steroids” and bragged about his penis size on Twitter. John Oliver Swings at Donald Trump Below the Belt (Literally) 2016-03-07T05:00:00Z Photographs: Design Pics / Rex Features Will it be a guide to sharpening pencils, a history of tea cosies or perhaps a study of the penis? Diagram prize shortlist points the way to this year's oddest book titles 2013-02-22T09:00:06Z “At this point, we’d be better off printing a 3-D penis, slapping it on the bank counter and saying “Hey society! “Hey society! F**k you!”: “The Daily Show” is fed up with wage inequality 2015-03-25T04:00:00Z We root for Little Chiron and his watchful eyes, whether he is avoiding bullies or tepidly checking out his friends as they compare penises. Moonlight portrays black gay life in its joy, sadness and complexity 2016-10-29T04:00:00Z It is a relatively common myth that penises can be too large. Sex Hurts. Help! 2018-01-31T05:00:00Z He speculates that they’re more likely to see the penis as a symbol of power or toughness. I’ll Have What She’s Having: Books for Better Sex and Better Relationships 2018-10-17T04:00:00Z “As you get a larger and larger penis, it doesn’t necessarily mean you’re getting more and more attractive.” This just in: Women prefer well-endowed men 2013-04-09T14:50:00Z If you saw the 2008 film “Forgetting Sarah Marshall,” which he also wrote, you spent 73 frames opposite his exposed penis during a mortifying breakup scene. In ‘Shrinking,’ Jason Segel Does the Work 2023-01-25T05:00:00Z “I remember the boy. A penis doesn’t smile. A penis doesn’t look into your eyes. A penis can’t wrap its arms around you.” Penis politics: Sex, size and stereotypes in the gay community 2014-01-12T18:00:00Z A memorable Bourgeois aperçu is: "I have nothing against the penis, it's the wearer." Tracey Emin collaboration with Louise Bourgeois to go on show in London 2010-12-01T21:02:00Z Spacey also asked the teen about his penis and described his own, the records state. Actor Kevin Spacey to face sex assault case in Nantucket courtroom 2019-01-07T05:00:00Z In the legends it says that Isis doesn’t find Osiris’s penis, but I like to believe she just leaves it out. The search for decolonial love 2012-07-02T20:54:00Z I had asked, referring to some film in his new art exhibition that features a closeup of a penis emitting an arc of urine. The many lives of James Franco 2011-02-20T21:29:01Z There are over 15 references Harry makes to his penis in "Spare;" Fox News counted. The real reason Prince Harry spilled his dark secrets in "Spare" – whether you want to know or not 2023-01-18T05:00:00Z By the end of that movie, it was a whole different penis. 'Overnight's' male nudity: Adam Scott, Jason Schwartzman overshare a little 2015-06-19T04:00:00Z "God gave me a penis. That's pretty cruel, don't you think?" 'Tangerine' a joyful girlfriend movie for our modern age 2015-07-09T04:00:00Z It made sense to me that my dad’s penis was larger than mine—everything about him was larger. My penis size obsession: All my life I’ve worried about measuring up 2016-01-03T05:00:00Z If you have ever longed for a play starring a pair of fake penises, I have a show for you. Review: In ‘Genet Porno,’ Yvan Greenberg Leaves Little to the Imagination 2015-09-13T04:00:00Z “I felt his penis on my hip through his thin pyjamas.” Jeffrey Tambor fired from Transparent over sexual harassment claims 2018-02-15T05:00:00Z They make a lot of vivid jokes about what will happen to his penis. Saturday Night Live: Black Panther almost saves the day 2018-04-09T04:00:00Z On America’s deep and persistent fear of the black penis. 7 Great Reads to Distract You From the Election 2016-11-08T05:00:00Z An Ohio woman became greatly concerned about the type of meat she purchased at the supermarket while making dinner for her family last week when she found what she thought might be a human penis. Ohio woman calls police over phallic-shaped meat in stew, prompts investigation with medical examiner's office 2020-09-03T04:00:00Z Does Dodsworth remember her subjects by their penis or by their face? Me and my penis: 100 men reveal all 2017-05-27T04:00:00Z “It had to be about more than just him and his penis, and good luck with that, anyway.” For a Literary Man’s Man, Mother Knew Best 2023-04-09T04:00:00Z I know penis size, obesity and mental health issues, such as anxiety, have genetic components. My life in sex: the man with a small penis 2020-05-08T04:00:00Z Sullivan began binding his breasts and made a penis from rolled-up socks, although those were poor substitutes for the body he wanted. Lou Sullivan’s Diaries Are a Radical Testament to Trans Happiness 2019-09-16T04:00:00Z I rolled the whole way down the giant's penis. How we made Men Behaving Badly 2013-03-18T18:30:00Z But at least this one ends with the bad guy getting his penis bitten off. “Fresh” risks its butt to innovate the horror kill 2022-03-13T05:00:00Z There are props, including funny glasses with a fake penis where the nose should be. Review: Rough Night Exposes the Threadbare Downside of the Women-Cutting-Loose Genre 2017-06-15T04:00:00Z "The trouble with the first was the way the penis became an obstructive prop – it seemed that was all there was to talk about." When a son of a gun turns into a mother… 2012-05-26T23:05:03Z The neologism refers to a set of exercises designed to force blood into the penis through a “milking-like” motion. 6 things men will do for a bigger package 2017-04-16T04:00:00Z Still, it is the enduring symbolic power of the penis which gives the documentary its cumulatively disquieting effect. The Lorena Bobbitt Story Offers New Lessons on Male Vulnerability 2019-02-15T05:00:00Z She says many were teased as children about their penis and never recovered from it. Me and my penis: 100 men reveal all 2017-05-27T04:00:00Z And current standards permit that only flaccid penises can be shown in any sexual situation. ‘Minx’ Reveals That All Nudity Is Not Created Equal 2022-03-16T04:00:00Z When the 20-week ultrasound showed a little penis sticking straight up, I breathed a sigh of relief. How am I supposed to teach my son about consent now? 2016-11-09T05:00:00Z But it is shockingly denigrating to dismiss out of hand and without examination the “myth” of a too large penis. - that is as bad professionally as dismissing other female complaints. Sex Hurts. Help! 2018-01-31T05:00:00Z Done for 10 nights and then repeated, this will make the penis swell. The Kama Sutra's lessons for modern lovers 2011-02-14T11:31:31Z The best modern medicine has left her with is internet mythology — and not even vaginal mythology, but penis mythology! Sex Hurts. Help! 2018-01-31T05:00:00Z Several species of marine flatworms have dozens of penises. Animal penises’ amazing evolution 2012-06-12T15:40:00Z Male burrowing barnacles possess prehensile penises eight times longer than their bodies. ‘Nature’s Nether Regions’: how birds, bees and all the rest do it 2014-06-25T04:00:00Z And after a certain point, penis length and overall appeal begin to dovetail. This just in: Women prefer well-endowed men 2013-04-09T14:50:00Z “As I was driving, he unbuttoned my pants and grabbed my penis,” he said. Many Accusations, Few Apologies 2018-03-03T05:00:00Z Talking about other men’s penises — at a urologists’ convention, for instance — sure. Theater Review | 'The Irish Curse': At SoHo Playhouse, Finding Humor in a Forbidden Subject 2010-04-05T22:23:00Z She explained that being bi-gender is like manifesting both masculine and feminine personas, almost as if one had a “detachable penis.” Generation LGBTQIA 2013-01-09T21:10:18Z Not surprisingly, when physicians study penises, we tend to focus on the human variety. Animal penises’ amazing evolution 2012-06-12T15:40:00Z It involves the growth of fibrous plaque, or harder tissue, in the walls of the penis. Peyronie’s disease: the penis condition that affects one in 10 men 2020-01-13T05:00:00Z Her work is dotted with amused asides, including fluorescent light fixtures — a signature of the Minimalist Dan Flavin — used as penises. Sarah Lucas, Unmasked: From Perverse to Profound 2018-09-05T04:00:00Z The painted plywood table has details of breasts and penises. Artwork on sex, passion and sensuality up for sale at Sotheby's 2017-02-10T05:00:00Z Jessa’s face expresses neither clear pleasure nor pain; rather, and at most, the consuming sensation of a penis moving back and forth inside her. Sheila Heti gets sex wrong 2012-09-28T23:30:00Z Endowed with superhuman strength, illustrated by his hands, he was also a model of virility, indicated by his circumcised penis and by his hair. Angola, Figures of Power - review 2010-11-23T13:59:00Z Is there anything worse than taking your clothes off and finding Ricky Gervais standing in front of you deriding your penis size? From The Simpsons to Nurse Jackie, the most useful (and useless) TV medics 2014-09-09T04:00:00Z But a prosthetic penis is not just a penis; it is not even a penis. How prosthetic penises in shows like HBO’s "Minx" reinforce existing stereotypes and taboos 2022-03-28T04:00:00Z During filming in a freezing river in the Scottish Highlands, a crew member on hypothermia-watch accidentally poured boiling water down his costume, burning the skin off his penis. A fine Roman 2011-03-19T00:03:00Z For me, having a penis was a source of suffocating shame and self-loathing. The Internet bought my vagina 2014-05-05T21:30:00Z “Yes. Like on the end of a penis?” I tried the foreskin facial treatment – so you don't have to 2018-12-07T05:00:00Z Could he not galvanise them with a penis gag? All That Fall: the Samuel Beckett stage play that isn't 2012-11-07T19:00:01Z Then there is the school of willy comedy, best practised by Judd Apatow, whose penis gag in Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story had audiences either walking out or in stitches. Free willy: are film and TV finally growing up about male nudity? 2020-11-16T05:00:00Z “I might end up tying my penis into knots and standing on one leg for several years.” Damon Albarn Is Releasing ‘Everyday Robots’ 2014-04-25T19:26:37Z There is “scant” evidence that the range of procedures men undergo in a bid to enlarge their penis actually produce that result, according to a review by British experts. Penis extensions don't work, study finds 2019-05-10T04:00:00Z Instead, he has got us to the point where "journalists no longer feel it necessary to call dramatists without penises women playwrights". Royal Court theatre prepares to bid farewell to King Dominic 2013-03-10T07:00:00Z Whatever the explanation for the audience's reaction, Mangan's rubber penis was cut from subsequent performances, remaining hidden inside his hospital gown. Why can't theatre cope with too much reality? 2012-07-03T12:22:08Z I imagine this doctor’s penis wilting and shrinking in terror, as small as a bean, and there is some satisfaction in this cruel thought. Books of The Times: Jessica Stern?s ?Denial? Returns to a Dark Past 2010-06-24T20:41:00Z The horror of a father’s exposed penis, to Freud, was perhaps self-evident—the kind of horror that, when repressed, can give rise to all kinds of violent or abusive behavior. Why Is Being Held Accountable So Terrifying Under Patriarchy? 2018-11-30T05:00:00Z Critics vandalized the installation last week by removing a wooden penis from a poster depicting Jesus Christ. Art exhibit draws ire of Philippine Catholics 2011-08-08T12:51:08Z When intimacy consultants require the use of prosthetic penises in intimate sexual scenes with bodily contact for the comfort of actresses, they perform a profoundly important role. How prosthetic penises in shows like HBO’s "Minx" reinforce existing stereotypes and taboos 2022-03-28T04:00:00Z Somewhat disappointingly, visitors are more likely to see T-shirts than traditional skirts for women and very revealing penis gourds for men in many villages. In Indonesia, Many Islands and Many Faces 2015-08-20T04:00:00Z I suspect this is true even of people who make impassioned declarations about what should happen to Woody Allen’s penis and where he should rot for how long. Crimes and misdemeanors: Woody Allen and what we get wrong about sexual abuse 2014-02-06T13:00:00Z “One man with a knife severed Hughes’s penis and stuffed it in the dead man’s mouth,” Swanson writes. The True Story of the Texas Rangers 2020-06-09T04:00:00Z When Mike goes to college, Leigh Anne warns him: "If you ever make a girl pregnant I'll drive straight down there and cut your penis off." The Blind Side | Film review 2010-03-28T00:05:00Z His penis was just as he described it: “tiny but cute.” “I’m hung like a toddler”: Meet a man with a micropenis 2015-02-23T05:00:00Z How penis size is perceived is all in the eye of the beholder, which is why these jokes are so telling—and sad. Sorry, Marco Rubio: Penis jokes only make the teller look small 2016-03-01T05:00:00Z When the opportunity presented itself, the woman turned to me, just as I was taking a mouthful of pasta, and said, “We can’t have sex. His penis is just too big.” Sex Hurts. Help! 2018-01-31T05:00:00Z As hot-blooded as any 17-year-old gangly, anxious, bookish virgin can be, Edoardo suffers from phimosis, a condition in which his foreskin is so tight that it cannot pull back over the head of his penis. Review: ‘Short Skin,’ an Anatomical Sex Comedy 2015-10-08T04:00:00Z In a 1998 New York Times article, attorney Leon Friedman described a literary method of avoiding defamation lawsuits while writing unflattering, thinly-veiled depictions of real men—describe the character as having a small penis. My penis size obsession: All my life I’ve worried about measuring up 2016-01-03T05:00:00Z About halfway through the debut, we're smacked in the face with a huge penis rendered with alarming accuracy, which is both perverse and entirely on brand for a spinoff of "The Boys." "Gen V" is bloody and raunchy enough to live up to the expectations set by "The Boys" 2023-09-29T04:00:00Z It certainly bonded Jason and I. We are now blood brothers or penis brothers or whatever you want to call it. Movies Seek Laughs With All Manner of Sex Scenes 2015-04-30T04:00:00Z I have a big penis and that gives me quite a few advantages if I choose to take them. Me and my penis: 100 men reveal all 2017-05-27T04:00:00Z “Some members thought they saw a penis in that scene, even though we went through very slowly and it wasn’t actually a penis,” Noble said. ‘Infinity Pool’ and the Battle for an R Rating 2023-01-27T05:00:00Z Elsewhere in Frozen, in a patch of apparently innocent repartee, the film-makers slipped in a penis joke. ‘I must have watched it 50 times’: a Frozen dad prepares for the sequel 2019-11-09T05:00:00Z The selection of films, shorts and documentaries on offer reflects a diverse range of the portrayal of sexuality; it's a far cry from the fake nails, plastic breasts and over-sized penises produced by Hollywood. Cinekink festival celebrates a very un-American view of sex on film 2013-03-02T14:01:45Z “The first thing I made was a crocheted penis,” Vincent says. The Saturday gallery: Grandma's knitting infused with fabulousness in 'Queer Threads' 2017-07-01T04:00:00Z “Fingers are something sexual, like penises,” he explained. Inside Art: A Cattelan Billboard for the High Line 2012-05-31T20:36:09Z This argument develops into a discussion of his sexual prowess and the size of his penis, and is carried on to the point at which it's no longer funny. This Is 40 – review 2013-02-17T00:06:00Z ACS, claims incidents like this happen “because our culture is so dominated with the sexual pleasure of straight men, anything that doesn’t feature a penis getting pleasured is radical and counterculture.” What men (and women) need to know about cunnilingus 2015-02-08T05:00:00Z Ms. Hilton writes much more enthusiastically about her male characters’ thrustable organs than she does about their faces — the penises have personality, but the faces are completely forgettable. Review: In ‘Maestra,’ a Heroine’s Routine Includes Sex, Murder and Shopping 2016-04-12T04:00:00Z “It’s very rare to just see a normal penis,” Horeck said. ‘Minx’ Reveals That All Nudity Is Not Created Equal 2022-03-16T04:00:00Z The best-known image, “Man in a Polyester Suit,” encapsulates the problem: It’s a close-up of a black penis emerging from an unzipped fly. Why Mapplethorpe Still Matters 2016-03-31T04:00:00Z I recognized there was something different about my penis. In defense of the foreskin 2012-12-24T16:00:00Z But beyond all that, here was a woman talking about a penis in public like I’ve only heard women talk in private. The real story of how women evaluate men’s junk 2014-09-10T04:00:00Z “Nowadays,” she says slyly, “even I contemplate making penis art.” Seeing the Art World Through Personal and Political Lenses 2018-06-20T04:00:00Z The encouraging news for humans of all dimensions is that Mautz reports that the ideal penis size in his sampling was fairly close to the average, suggesting that overachievement in this field is not necessary. This just in: Women prefer well-endowed men 2013-04-09T14:50:00Z "I'm guessing it's probably due to the baby penis – still making waves 20 years later." Facebook bans Nirvana album cover ? then says Nevermind 2011-07-28T09:39:04Z At the same time I was trying will my penis to be bigger, here she comes singing about not wanting a “One Minute Man.” Measure of my manhood 2012-12-29T00:30:00Z These essays ranged from meditations on the penis of Jesus to Kazuo Ishiguro's Nocturnes and speculations as to whether the resurrection actually happened or was Christianity's finest fiction. Frank Kermode: a tribute by John Sutherland 2010-08-20T23:22:00Z No, that's the funny thing, he says, he'd always thought the point of a sex change was to own a penis, but over time he's come to regard male genitals as merely symbolic or cosmetic. Just don't call it a freak show 2010-04-30T23:07:00Z Peyronie’s disease is a tissue disorder; hard fibrous lumps grow in the penis, causing it to bend and shorten. Experience: I had a 90-degree bend in my penis 2016-06-10T04:00:00Z We’ve seen glimpses of penises in the show before, but this one was pretty overt. Lena Dunham and Matthew Rhys on the Latest ‘Girls’ Provocation 2017-02-24T05:00:00Z The future's going to have a lot of animal penises in it. Will Sex and Zen be the saviour of 3D? 2011-07-28T08:37:57Z It's just a lot of, you know, excesses of penis. New band of the day ? Spielgusher (No 1,203) 2012-02-08T17:18:00Z I’m successful in my life, so I don’t think a small penis has held me back. Me and my penis: 100 men reveal all 2017-05-27T04:00:00Z And I answered, ‘Were you seeing a penis on your monitor?’ Eileen Myles, the Poet Muse of ‘Transparent’ 2016-01-16T05:00:00Z The shapes hint at penises, orifices, bulgy intestines, knees, bellies, breasts. British Art Show 7: have I got spews for you 2010-10-25T20:30:00Z There is a giant hydraulic penis that has, for the last 30 years, lived in a storage facility in New Jersey. A Capacious New History of the Beastie Boys by the Two Who Remain 2018-11-30T05:00:00Z There definitely IS such a thing as a too large penis that makes penetration difficult. it is difficult for both partners to have to deal with such an intimate issue. Sex Hurts. Help! 2018-01-31T05:00:00Z I use a similar line to explain the bit on my CV where I drew a little swastika made of penises. The Apprentice 2013: episode 11 live blog 2013-07-10T21:01:39Z There are slippery and ambiguous implications about power in this, but when Vian starts playing with his penis and acting crazy, the work tips over into the unintentionally silly kind of absurd. Review: A Parade of People, Pulled by Many Forces 2022-11-04T04:00:00Z And so, no, I hadn’t been looking at a certain dolphin when in midstretch the woman to my left blurted out: “Is that his penis?” The Getaway: This Is Las Vegas? 2013-11-29T18:29:41Z I would like to offer the cash donation you need, but all I have is this picture of a penis. Perspective | He’s got some ‘smart replies’ for you, Gmail 2017-06-20T04:00:00Z “Male writers often have vaginas squeezing the sides of penises to show how into it the women are,” said Frank Brinkley, assistant editor of the magazine, speaking of nominees for the prize. Authors of Fiction Confront a Problem: How to Write About Sex 2018-02-05T05:00:00Z You'd have thought a "TV nutritionist" might have worked out that kangaroo penises were made of meat. Rewind TV: Miranda; The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret; Accused: Willy's Story; Garrow's Law 2010-11-21T00:07:00Z Even Joyce’s recollection of the time Andy’s penis turned purple is a zany throwaway remark delivered without a trace of Freudian insinuation. Movie Review: ‘The Guilt Trip,’ With Barbra Streisand and Seth Rogen 2012-12-18T18:30:08Z A person came in, this Skipper, and he got hold of my penis, and said: 'You tell us, there is a tape recorder, tell us.' Robert Mugabe's brutal 2008 crackdown: torture, death and a stolen election 2010-09-18T23:05:00Z “They always just focused on it …” — as in her husband’s detached and reattached and then, a couple of years later, surgically kind-of enlarged penis. You Know the Lorena Bobbitt Story. But Not All of It. 2019-01-30T05:00:00Z Is it to find the perfect person, or the perfect penis? My boyfriend is wonderful and loving – but he has a tiny penis 2017-05-01T04:00:00Z Fifteen minutes away, near Maplewood Drive, was the gravel-strewn field where she disposed of the detached penis out the driver’s side window. You Know the Lorena Bobbitt Story. But Not All of It. 2019-01-30T05:00:00Z It worked, but I had so many blood clots in my penis that it was still hard and very painful. Experience: I had an erection for three weeks 2019-08-23T04:00:00Z Then the next morning I’d read in the newspaper that a dead body had been dumped on my block the night before, a man with his penis sliced off and shoved in his mouth. A better border is possible 2012-05-26T22:00:00Z The first sign of trouble for Stephen Jones was a strange notch in his penis. Peyronie’s disease: the penis condition that affects one in 10 men 2020-01-13T05:00:00Z It gets the penis nudity treatment that for so long has been a site for comic relief while avoiding objectification. "Wild and raunchy": "Joy Ride" delivers a full-frontal subversion of sexuality for Asian women 2023-07-10T04:00:00Z There were penises and vulvas and eyes, mangled rabbit sinews, things that look like cowpats and things that look like sex toys. Louise Bourgeois: a web of emotions 2010-06-01T20:30:00Z For a long period in middle age, she painstakingly stitched together apparently infinite numbers of "soft-sculpted" penises, which, her autobiography suggests, she found perverse solace in lying down among. Yayoi Kusama ? review 2012-02-12T00:05:58Z This is, after all, how Viagra works—by increasing blood flow to the penis—so why wouldn’t a female version be just as effective? Stop medicalizing female desire: Here’s what the scientific breakthroughs in sex science still don’t tell us about women 2016-03-18T04:00:00Z One of his patients, the General Medical Council heard, was left with a penis “bent like a boomerang”. ‘I wanted a truncheon in my pants’: the rise of the penis extension 2018-09-22T04:00:00Z Eventually, the penis turned up on a piece of scrubland, discarded there by the 24-year-old Lorena, who had hurled it out of the window of her moving car as she fled the scene. I was at the Lorena Bobbitt trial – 25 years later it still makes me wince 2019-03-11T04:00:00Z Still, “some of the things have gotten really extreme. When people send you pictures of their penises and their guns, it’s a very strange message,” she recently told The Washington Post. She’s running for Congress, despite the anti-Asian attacks against her 2022-07-12T04:00:00Z Then you discover at some point you have a penis and then you discover you can do things with it. ‘Prostate Dialogues’ storyteller John Spelman gets personal — but not in a ‘TMI’ kind of way But once a rival notes that Hans-Peter looks like a penis wearing glasses, it’s hard to reclaim the dark side. Review | Readers have waited 13 years for a new Thomas Harris novel. But ‘Cari Mora’ is no ‘Hannibal.’ 2019-05-20T04:00:00Z Second, guys, I am really sorry about your penises. 2010-02-08T13:08:00Z Although the show, like its host, was less rambunctious than in the past, there were an awful lot of penis jokes to endure. Third try's a charm for Ricky Gervais 2012-01-16T04:22:00Z Well, I’m 52 years old and I will admit that I have not lived this long without occasionally misplacing my penis. David Simon: Media’s sex obsession is dangerous, destructive 2012-11-15T02:43:00Z At 28th Street, Scheen recounted the evolutionary tale of how male birds lost their penises, holding onto the metal subway pole for stability. A Stand-Up Set at the Swipe of a MetroCard 2021-04-02T04:00:00Z Florence, we hear, tricked a former husband who had already married and disposed of seven wives; Moustafa found a magic lamp and squandered his three wishes, in a case of penis enlargement gone very wrong. A Last Taste of Summer Theater, as Paris Heads Back to Work 2022-09-08T04:00:00Z “This kind of sounds like when an insecure guy tries to make his penis look bigger by shaving down everything else around it,” she said. Late-night TV hosts skewer Trump's 'incoherent revenge fantasies' 2017-03-23T04:00:00Z That doesn’t mean that race or black penises can’t be turned into comedy gold, as Mel Brooks figured out in “Blazing Saddles.” Review: In ‘Ted 2,’ the Foulmouthed Bear Tries to Prove He’s Human 2015-06-25T04:00:00Z And there is Runaway Baby, on which Bruno Mars compares his penis to a carrot. Bruno Mars: Doo-Wops & Hooligans ? review 2011-01-20T15:29:01Z Later, it is said that he has two penises. ‘The Books of Jacob,’ a Nobel Prize Winner’s Sophisticated and Overwhelming Novel 2022-01-24T05:00:00Z Other comic men, like Robin Williams and Tyler Perry, bulk up, sometimes even as Big Mama, hiding their penises under a strapped-on fat-lady suit. FILM: Babies to Heroes: A Field Guide to Big-Screen Men 2011-07-27T12:00:10Z Typically, these devices are recommended to help correct a curvature of the penis, but there are those who use them for reasons related to size. 6 things men will do for a bigger package 2017-04-16T04:00:00Z The former students told the newspaper that Mr. Nixon, 70, had showed them pictures of his penis, and asked students to photograph genitalia. Boston Museum Closes Nicholas Nixon Photography Show Early 2018-04-12T04:00:00Z The gang are debating, at shouting volume, the size of a major Hollywood actor's penis. The girl with the mighty mouth 2011-03-27T00:02:01Z In 1993, Jackson and his team fought the accusations of abuse by the pre-teen Jordy Chandler, right up to the point that the child was able to describe distinctive splotches on Jackson’s buttocks and penis. R Kelly, Michael Jackson and Bryan Singer. Who knew? Everyone 2019-01-31T05:00:00Z Terms such as “conjunctivital” and “hyperemia” had me reaching for a dictionary, while instinct alone told me “gross edema and vesiculation of the penis” is a condition best avoided. War — What Is It Good For? Chemotherapy, Apparently 2020-08-28T04:00:00Z I saw him, the adult in control of me, as a child – a “silly” child, as my mother would say, still fixated on other children’s penises like this. ‘I couldn’t deal with it, it tore me apart’: surviving child sexual abuse 2019-02-01T05:00:00Z Rather, the anti-art gesture of art “made” with penises is the focus here. What to See in New York Art Galleries This Week 2017-07-27T04:00:00Z “They can cost up to £30,000 or even £40,000, often the man ends up with a penis that is disfigured and there is no more than 20% satisfaction rates with these procedures.” Penis extensions don't work, study finds 2019-05-10T04:00:00Z As the detectives investigate, they realize that the man’s penis is still erect and inside the dead woman; he has been given a Viagra-like drug to keep him aroused. Dear Ryan Murphy: Please, stop! 2015-10-08T04:00:00Z Our society’s penis anxiety is deeply ingrained in the fabric of how we think about our own sexualities—and those of our partners. 7 biggest myths about big penises 2014-07-17T04:00:00Z I still have a lot of issues around using the penis. Me and my penis: 100 men reveal all 2017-05-27T04:00:00Z “I’m going to paint a picture of him with my penis,” he said proudly. Camping With John Waters and His Band of ‘Filthy Freaks’ 2017-10-14T04:00:00Z She says there aren't enough teachers like the one she had in 8th grade who "went around the room and made us say `penis, vagina,' just to get used to the words." P-word? OK. The V-word? That's trickier 2012-06-25T19:58:10Z It scares them but it also makes their penises hard. Has Trump wrecked our sex life? "Post-Trump Sex Disorder" is real, says sex therapist 2019-02-13T05:00:00Z "I had to pick up pieces of 17 guys. Melted, congealed skin. Faces. A butt. A penis. Hands." Life and death in the US Marines 2014-05-24T04:00:00Z But until that happens, she figures it’s easier to just get a penis. Watch Sarah Silverman's Risqué Equal Pay Ad 2014-10-08T04:00:00Z Among the more exotic confiscated substances are deer antlers, deer blood, deer penis and deer tongue, as well as cow-dung toothpaste and cow urine. Cow-dung toothpaste? Taryn Simon's book Contraband unloads America's baggage 2011-01-03T17:51:54Z The film is littered with catchphrases – “The royal penis is clean, your Highness”, “Freeze, you diseased rhinoceros pizzle” – and there is a call-back to Trading Places that blew my mind. The 50 funniest films… chosen by comedians 2016-12-18T05:00:00Z It was revealed that her husband was a terrible alcoholic who died with his penis frozen to the roof of the house. With a Rebel Yell, Molly Shannon Claims Collusion 2019-04-12T04:00:00Z But having seen the number of men who struggle with their manhood, literally and metaphorically, she has become a champion of the penis. Me and my penis: 100 men reveal all 2017-05-27T04:00:00Z This increase in demand seemingly caters to a growing anxiety about penis size, but it is by no means a risk-free procedure. ‘I wanted a truncheon in my pants’: the rise of the penis extension 2018-09-22T04:00:00Z One woman said he gave her a raccoon penis, suggesting it was a talisman. Past Students Say Professor of Rock ’n’ Roll Sexually Harassed Them 2021-04-23T04:00:00Z At least he dishes out something similar to himself: his penis apparently resembles a "blueberry lollipop", which suggests he needs to get a doctor to look at it. Justin Timberlake: The 20/20 Experience – review 2013-03-14T15:30:01Z And she said, ‘I’m asking you seriously: Do you have a penis?’ Eileen Myles, the Poet Muse of ‘Transparent’ 2016-01-16T05:00:00Z The penis is finally having a moment in pop culture. 5 things men won’t tell you about sex (but you need to know) 2015-02-02T05:00:00Z Have we seen a penis on Girls before? Lena Dunham and Matthew Rhys on the Latest ‘Girls’ Provocation 2017-02-24T05:00:00Z She said he grabbed her hand and pulled it towards his penis which was “visible and erect … My heart was really racing. I was in a fight-or-flight mode”. The allegations against Harvey Weinstein: what we know so far 2017-10-11T04:00:00Z “It helps you get into her head and almost takes you on a penis journey with her.” ‘Minx’ Reveals That All Nudity Is Not Created Equal 2022-03-16T04:00:00Z “I got on my knees to powder penises,” Carleigh Herbert, the head of makeup, said. ‘Minx’ Reveals That All Nudity Is Not Created Equal 2022-03-16T04:00:00Z The playful twist in Sex Education comes when Otis offers advice to a popular peer who is insecure about his penis size. Sex Education: in praise of the raunchy yet heartfelt Netflix comedy 2019-01-17T05:00:00Z “I think cameo appearances are like penises: If you put it in a scene it’s all anybody’s going to look at,” he said. Pearl Mackie talks Doctor Who diversity: ‘There’s a lot of strong women of color' 2016-10-07T04:00:00Z Measure of my manhood Topics: , , Masculinity, , , , , There’s no moment more anxiety-inducing in a young man’s life than the first time he measures his penis. Measure of my manhood 2012-12-29T00:30:00Z The penis doesn’t lie, unless it’s on Viagra. Has Trump wrecked our sex life? "Post-Trump Sex Disorder" is real, says sex therapist 2019-02-13T05:00:00Z But it’s not boys who are the problem – it’s the way they have been raised in a traditionally male-dominated society to believe that a penis confers privilege. A feminist's guide to raising boys 2019-03-09T05:00:00Z The Doctors A woman tries to cut off her estranged husband's penis. Tuesday's TV Highlights: 'New Girl' on Fox 2015-05-04T04:00:00Z This brilliant bit of comedy is totally relatable but a little misleading in one way: the brain is the one that sends signals to the penis in the first place. 10 ways the brain dictates sex 2013-01-16T23:31:00Z “It’s the sound of them rubbing their penises beneath their abdomens to sing to attract females,” Mr. Watson said with a boyish smile. London, as You’ve Never Heard It Before 2016-08-05T04:00:00Z He was accused of getting into a bath with one model and asking her to wash his penis. Artist convicted for child sex 2013-04-02T19:16:04Z “Imagine telling a guy he has desensitized his penis from too many blow jobs,” she wrote. Is my vibrator ruining my relationship? 2012-12-29T23:00:00Z I may be of a different generation, but, frankly, it’s hard for me to consider a penis in my mouth as “impersonal.” It’s a “blow job” because it’s work: How guys push women to make oral sex as common as shaking hands 2016-04-02T04:00:00Z “Quik2draw” pulled out his penis with the kind of urgency you might find during a natural disaster or a major security threat. “Sir, that is your penis!” 2014-05-25T04:00:00Z And, no, the absence of a penis does not prevent him from having sex with his girlfriend. The best sex tips you’ll ever hear — from a man with no penis 2014-08-19T04:00:00Z But, the Republican candidates’ obsession with penises is a symptom of something much more serious and worrisome about the health of America’s political culture, in general, and today’s version of conservatism, more specifically. The GOP’s gross Adam Sandler primary: Donald Trump, penis jokes and the pathetic state of conservatism 2016-03-09T05:00:00Z Did he understand that Austin had been denying any connection to the penis enlarger found among his belongings? Motherlode Blog: Watching Movies With the Kids Is a Mixed Bag 2013-04-19T13:20:20Z If I had a penis, the man wouldn’t have that look on his face. My feminist dilemma at the peep show 2014-09-30T04:00:00Z In July 2017, the 55-year-old decorator, from London, became one of a growing number of British men to have a surgical penis enlargement. ‘I wanted a truncheon in my pants’: the rise of the penis extension 2018-09-22T04:00:00Z There are over 15 references Harry makes to his penis in "Spare"; Fox News counted. The real reason Prince Harry spilled his dark secrets in "Spare" – whether you want to know or not 2023-01-18T05:00:00Z Derrick receives a bloody comeuppance: “They took my penis!” he screams. | 'Piranha 3D': Richard Dreyfuss Is Back With Biting Fish 2010-08-22T18:51:00Z When he compliments Russell on the size of his penis, Glen doesn’t just sound sincere but vulnerable enough to ask if his own is too small. The New Season Film: The Breakthrough Performances of the Fall 2011-09-18T00:03:03Z It has twice as many sensory nerve endings as the penis. 9 reasons why female sexuality will overcome anything conservative pundits throw at it 2014-03-20T22:58:00Z In a way, I'd be more nervous about that than walking around with a prosthetic penis on. 'Overnight's' male nudity: Adam Scott, Jason Schwartzman overshare a little 2015-06-19T04:00:00Z This week brings us break-throughs on the origin of the human penis. 4 fascinating new things we learned about sex this week 2014-11-14T05:00:00Z In fact, a lot of feminists criticized me for this — not for the erect penis, but for undressing women on screen. Catherine Breillat, legendary provocateur, on her sexual manifesto on film and why she hates porn 2022-02-11T05:00:00Z Yet Mr. Long did not recreate the chopped-up tree images as much as transform them: the cross-sections of trees become the cross-sections of penises, which also look like odd smiley faces. Signs of the Apocalypse at the Hammer Museum 2018-06-03T04:00:00Z I asked a few friends if they knew of any unintentionally awful movie posters, and the response was universally “What about that film where Nicolas Cage’s thumb looks like a penis?” The Snowman, Yogi Bear and Hollywood's unintentionally funny movie posters 2017-10-12T04:00:00Z For years, I wasn’t thinking about doing much with my penis other than peeing. Measure of my manhood 2012-12-29T00:30:00Z The audience is treated to a shot of his uncut, un-erect penis as he tries to become aroused; his quote-unquote victim is facing away from him, having been hauled to the bed. “Outlander” shows full male nudity — and laughs in the face of rape 2015-04-26T04:00:00Z In the 1998 film, Bacon flashes his penis for but a fraction of a second. The real star of “Gone Girl”: Ben Affleck and the art of male full-frontal 2014-10-07T04:00:00Z Penises figure in heavily here, as metaphors, as joke material and as penises. ‘Lucky Hank’ Review: Better Call Solecism 2023-03-16T04:00:00Z Admittedly, this isn’t really an act of considerable bravery, telling the world that my penis is slightly bigger than the national average. Measure of my manhood 2012-12-29T00:30:00Z In some ways it’s sweet, almost innocent – with cute quizzes, comic-strip storylines, emojis and “fun facts” such as the “world’s largest penis” or the mating habits of seahorses. Why I wrote the sex manual I’d have loved as a teenager 2017-07-08T04:00:00Z While suspended above the ground on a chain that's shackled to a giant stone statue of a penis. Will Sex and Zen be the saviour of 3D? 2011-07-28T08:37:57Z I just pull the gripper piece on and off my penis.” In defense of the foreskin 2012-12-24T16:00:00Z Why, then – in a world of contraceptives, cheerfulness and feminism – was landing a thousand penises apt to have you titled a "slag"? Caitlin Moran: my sex quest years 2014-07-05T04:00:00Z "When I was 13, a man sitting across from me on a crowded train took his penis out and fondled it. No one did anything." Women being masturbated at in public isn't as rare as you might think 2014-06-26T04:00:00Z I don’t necessarily have to see it but it’s just a penis. Carice van Houten: ‘I feel like my back is straightening when I become Melisandre’ 2016-06-05T04:00:00Z And one invention that effectively accomplished this combination of choice and precision was the penis. Animal penises’ amazing evolution 2012-06-12T15:40:00Z “You must be happy first, in your heart and head. If not, this operation is not for you. All it would mean is you are still unhappy – you just have a slightly bigger penis.” ‘I wanted a truncheon in my pants’: the rise of the penis extension 2018-09-22T04:00:00Z On the album, Mr. Kondabolu proudly tells a feminist penis joke. Patton Oswalt, Morgan Murphy and Others Have Comedy Specials 2014-07-29T04:00:00Z The "Minx" pilot does include a minutelong scene in which about 18 bottomless men audition to appear in the centerfold, and flashes of their purportedly real penises are shown. How prosthetic penises in shows like HBO’s "Minx" reinforce existing stereotypes and taboos 2022-03-28T04:00:00Z Gabriel, the “rock musician,” saw his penis fall off in episode 3 and didn’t see a real problem. Why does “The Strain” distrust doctors so much? 2014-08-04T04:00:00Z This particular individual is described as “rod shaped” but, let’s face it, closely resembles a pale yellow penis. Review: ‘The Secret World Inside You’ Explores the Microbial Human 2015-11-05T05:00:00Z When we’re having sex, I enjoy the imagery of the penis being a knife that is cutting into the layers of the rose velvet. Me and my vulva: 100 women reveal all 2019-02-09T05:00:00Z He sent her several pictures of his penis. Abuse survivors turn to vigilantism: 'it shouldn't be us doing this work' 2015-11-08T05:00:00Z “For the individual who is going through the trauma of fearing his penis is too small, this is still devastating.” ‘I wanted a truncheon in my pants’: the rise of the penis extension 2018-09-22T04:00:00Z He also points out that, for men with an unhealthy BMI, weight loss can be enough to make the penis appear bigger. ‘I wanted a truncheon in my pants’: the rise of the penis extension 2018-09-22T04:00:00Z He said Hamad refused to put his penis away and “responded by grunting” before exposing it to another passenger. British Airways passenger charged with slapping man, exposing genitals on flight 2018-10-14T04:00:00Z Knobs, guitars and guns are all pretty much the same thing, really, aren't they: Guitars and guns are both penis substitutes aren't they? Metallica: 'War has its purpose' – a classic interview from the vaults 2012-06-06T16:18:00Z Although The New York Times praised the montage for its "unusual degree of realism," I think it highlights how the show carefully regulates the representation of penises. How prosthetic penises in shows like HBO’s "Minx" reinforce existing stereotypes and taboos 2022-03-28T04:00:00Z We also cannot forget all of the "ammosexuals" who substitute their favorite guns for a working penis. Has Trump wrecked our sex life? "Post-Trump Sex Disorder" is real, says sex therapist 2019-02-13T05:00:00Z The thing that holds your attention is this man's purple penis, flopping on pink testicles whose roundness is powerfully mirrored by the roundness of his buttocks, glimpsed in shadow between spread legs. Lucian Freud storms the Pompidou Centre 2010-03-16T21:35:00Z You see, having the world’s biggest penis does not necessarily pay the bills. “I’d go out in public wearing tight pants to shock people”: Life as the man with the world’s largest penis 2014-08-13T04:00:00Z His face was scarred, his lips dried and cracked, his back caked “with a dripping mess…His veiny penis hung limply like trouser rope. His legs were bursting with taut varicose veins.” Fathers and sons 2015-03-26T04:00:00Z I don’t like it when sexual aptitude is conflated with penis size, either. The real story of how women evaluate men’s junk 2014-09-10T04:00:00Z It also features more creative, er, practical effects, when Tommy has a debate with his own penis — spiritedly voiced by Jason Mantzoukas — which bobs and gesticulates like something from a remake of “Dumbo.” ‘Pam & Tommy’ Review: The Internet Is for Porn 2022-02-01T05:00:00Z It implies that if a bisexual is in a monogamous relationship, she can never be happy because nothing can fill the penis-shaped hole in her heart, except a penis, of course. “You’re bisexual, so you must want to sleep with me and my girlfriend”: 5 of the dumbest things people say to bisexuals 2015-11-19T05:00:00Z Hindu mythology holds that when Shiva, the god of destruction and change, was killed, the goddess Kali ripped out and ate his organs and then mounted his still-erect penis to “complete the cycle of creation.” Let’s talk about the penis: From South Korea’s Penis Park to the Washington Monument, the phallus is everywhere 2015-12-02T05:00:00Z In this small moment of humor, the women are transformed from physical objects into actors with a violently powerful gaze: a man's penis is metaphorically minced. "The Committed" skewers colonial fetishization, inspired by controversial coffee table book 2021-04-30T04:00:00Z Looking back on it, I was trying to push my penis head back inside my skin. In defense of the foreskin 2012-12-24T16:00:00Z Men, especially white men, aren’t marginalized, we aren’t under attack, and we not in danger of losing the overwhelming privileges society bestows upon us for having pale skin and a penis. The Toxic Appeal of the Men's Rights Movement 2014-05-29T04:00:00Z There are contented penises that have led full lives, and disappointed penises that have let down their owners – or been let down by their owners. Me and my penis: 100 men reveal all 2017-05-27T04:00:00Z Never shy, he pulls back the covers to show off his penis. Stitching together Cid's manhood: in the operating room for a female-to-male surgery 2015-09-10T04:00:00Z I believe how I feel about my penis shaped my life, particularly up to my mid-20s. Me and my penis: 100 men reveal all 2017-05-27T04:00:00Z Her new work depicts Mr. Trump with a penis for a nose, often surrounded by swastikas or in proximity to Hitler. President Trump Has Inspired Art. That’s Not Always a Good Thing. 2019-02-22T05:00:00Z On the back of his laptop is a Supreme sticker cut up and reshuffled to read “penis.” Meet Aminé, a Joyful Rapper With an Eye on Politics 2017-07-27T04:00:00Z A bamboo forest is killed off, and the penis develops a taste for corporate takeovers. The Tragic Death of Mark Baumer, a Prolific Poet and Environmental Activist for the Social-Media Age 2017-01-26T05:00:00Z After she consumed three blue pills that he said would relax her, she said she became immobilized and awoke to find Cosby touching her breasts and vagina and using her hand to stroke his penis. Police expected to take stand in Cosby trial 2018-04-17T04:00:00Z The council said it recognized that the wall was ideal for street art, and will find an artist to fill the space after the penis is removed. Brussels residents petition to keep lewd mural 2016-10-11T04:00:00Z She wore a black coat of monkey fur and carried something under her arm as a sort of prop: a big, obscene black latex sculpture, resembling a gigantic penis and balls. Louise Bourgeois dies in New York, aged 98 2010-05-31T23:38:00Z When Julian has to go for dinner with his mother, he clearly anticipates it will be an occasion in which Crystal will pitilessly humiliate him about his cowardice and the size of his penis. Cannes 2013: Only God Forgives 2013-05-22T09:45:00Z There are a million factors, but I can’t help tying them all up with having a small penis. My life in sex: the man with a small penis 2020-05-08T04:00:00Z "I'm not doing this for a laugh," says Jimmy, solemnly dicing a bull's penis. Jamie & Jimmy's Food Fight Club is absolutely baffling 2012-11-30T13:30:00Z Struggles resound within the gaiety: "I have pain everywhere" and "my penis wants to shrink and grow inward" reads the rainbow text stretched across a number of works. Artist of the week 145: Florian Meisenberg 2011-07-07T16:03:00Z I was 15 when I realised my penis was below average in size. My life in sex: the man with a small penis 2020-05-08T04:00:00Z Here’s what you don’t want while you’re still trying to do damage control for that whole outburst at a paparazzo thing: Have an old bet involving penis kissing rear its, well, ugly head. Tatum and Hill’s bro-mophobic “22 Jump Street” press tour 2014-06-11T04:00:00Z But what makes “Hit & Miss” unique isn’t the prosthetic penis. Chloe Sevigny: LGBT community’s made “huge strides” 2012-07-11T12:00:00Z What amused my kids at three popped back up at 10, 12, 14, except instead of delighting at the “tushy,” it became “dees nuts” and now “penis.” The 15 parenting lessons of muddling through 2017-05-29T04:00:00Z The following summer, he said, Mr. Levine touched his penis in a hotel room near the festival, beginning what he described as years of sexual encounters. Met Opera Suspends James Levine After New Sexual Abuse Accusations 2017-12-03T05:00:00Z At least a few viewers of that film had hoped that Daniel Craig would go all Indiana Jones on a bad guy with a cured bull’s penis, but this sadly was not to be. The Palio di Siena: A Survivor’s Tale 2018-04-16T04:00:00Z A hilarious subsequent episode revolves around a drawing one of the kids did in school of Dad’s penis. Review: ‘The Jim Gaffigan Show’ and ‘Impastor,’ Comedies About Liars and Religion 2015-07-14T04:00:00Z There’s Jack with his arms crossed, and there’s a muscular white stallion, rubbing his cricket bat of a penis against the haunch of Jack’s “No. 1 breeding mare,” as the aggrieved brown horse is described. HBO’s “Silicon Valley”: The Gayest Straight Show on TV 2016-05-06T04:00:00Z But Jaime Woo argued that the same isn’t true for white men, whose penis size isn’t policed in the same way. Penis politics: Sex, size and stereotypes in the gay community 2014-01-12T18:00:00Z It reached peak cringe in 2005 when Esquire referred to his penis variously as “man-root,” “light saber,” “Scottish sausage,” and an “anaconda” — all in the same profile. Ewan McGregor: Dahling, He’s Halston! 2021-05-07T04:00:00Z “Besides,” Heller says, “I just think drawings of the penis are funny.” ‘The Diary of a Teenage Girl’ breaks taboos about teenage girls’ sexuality 2015-08-13T04:00:00Z I heard that a penis candle just came out, and that they're charging 25 percent more just to illustrate the wage gap. Salon gets Goopy to delve into the wacky, vulva-friendly world of Gwyneth Paltrow's lifestyle brand 2020-01-25T05:00:00Z I started going to twee pet shops for cow tracheae, bull penises and limited-ingredient-grain-free-single-source kibble. It took a dog to make me a better human 2018-11-10T05:00:00Z I have visible scarring down the side of my penis from one of the continence devices I had as a child. Me and my penis: 100 men reveal all 2017-05-27T04:00:00Z Barb snaps, “At least I don’t have a small penis!” Theater Review: In the Musical ‘Murder for Two,’ One Man Is Many Suspects 2013-07-26T02:00:01Z I ceased to struggle when he grabbed my penis. ‘I couldn’t deal with it, it tore me apart’: surviving child sexual abuse 2019-02-01T05:00:00Z But what about so many people now having an intimate understanding of his biggest insecurity: his penis? Lil Dicky on Dave: 'Everything the show says about my penis is true' 2020-05-26T04:00:00Z At last year's ceremony Gervais's targets included Mel Gibson and actors in general, while TV show The Office, and his own penis, came in for praise. Ricky Gervais to host next year's Golden Globes 2010-04-28T17:24:00Z Would she ever get rid of her penis? Just don't call it a freak show 2010-04-30T23:07:00Z I wish I had a penis, but I am O.K. for now.” The Reluctant Transgender Role Model 2011-05-06T20:53:26Z What else do you do with a giant penis but slay every willing beauty within a 3,500 mile radius? Measure of my manhood 2012-12-29T00:30:00Z “Talking about things like thinning hair and aging and penis enlargement treatments are very hard for men in a public or semipublic setting, much less mixed company,” Mr. Munce wrote in an email. When a Man Needs a Safe Place 2017-12-18T05:00:00Z And if you want to have fun, studies show that a bigger penis is definitely an excellent starting point. This just in: Women prefer well-endowed men 2013-04-09T14:50:00Z She’s sure she can ID the penis she caught poking through the wall. In ’80s Comedies, Boys Had It Made. Girls Were the Joke. 2018-10-04T04:00:00Z “How would you feel if I wrote ‘penis’ on your hand?” she asked me. Interview With My Bully: The bully who asked me out 2012-05-22T00:00:00Z “Porky’s” ends with her charging from the bushes and tackling Tommy, demented yet determined to expose him as the owner of that peephole penis. In ’80s Comedies, Boys Had It Made. Girls Were the Joke. 2018-10-04T04:00:00Z His scenes were both fanciful and violent — little girls with penises; children being gutted, crucified and disemboweled. A Henry Darger Dispute: Who Inherits the Rights to a Loner’s Genius? 2022-02-07T05:00:00Z She often puts this notion far more crudely: “The penis does the picking.” The Mating Game 2010-10-22T22:20:00Z Michelson believes that the reason men are likely to overreport their penis size is because of the “cultural currency” the gay community places on having a large penis. Penis politics: Sex, size and stereotypes in the gay community 2014-01-12T18:00:00Z Once I get to my penis, the discrepancy in sensitivity is startling. Did porn warp me forever? 2013-01-13T02:00:00Z "It's the same thing as a guy with a small penis who wants a huge motorbike," Vinterberg once told Variety. How the Dogme manifesto reinvented Denmark 2012-11-25T19:00:01Z I just wanted to see naked women, not have my entire world shattered as I felt my still-forming penis being judged by total strangers. Measure of my manhood 2012-12-29T00:30:00Z This week, it's in very much at the deep end with a live smear test, along with expert advice from urologist and penis expert Paul Anderson. TV highlights: 23/04/2013 2013-04-23T06:00:05Z I couldn’t be responsible for bringing shame to the race by walking around with a sub-nine-inch penis. Measure of my manhood 2012-12-29T00:30:00Z After the penis is stung, the circumference of it grows, leaving people with their senses heightened. Oh, honey! There’s a fetish where people want to have bee sex 2017-04-23T04:00:00Z Body-shaming sex products Topics: , , , It used to be limited to penis pumps and padded bras. Body-shaming sex products 2013-03-26T17:02:00Z As Friedman told the Times, ”Now no male is going to come forward and say, ‘That character with a very small penis, ‘That’s me!’ My penis size obsession: All my life I’ve worried about measuring up 2016-01-03T05:00:00Z Would Green Lantern have enjoyed better grosses if, like Sex and Zen, it included a scene where Ryan Reynolds clenches a penis between his teeth and plays tug of war with it against a dog? Will Sex and Zen be the saviour of 3D? 2011-07-28T08:37:57Z He's glibly riffed of his penis's resemblance to a "Star Wars" character and threatened that he's "getting all the basketball wives pregnant." Tracy Morgan goes on an anti-gay rant 2011-06-10T19:01:00Z “The English-speaking movie world is afraid of the penis,” says Noé. Director Gaspar Noé on his 3D sex film, Love: ‘All governments like controlling people’s sexuality’ 2015-11-12T05:00:00Z She repeatedly said “no,” but Mr. Roma placed his penis in her mouth before she pushed him away and left, Ms. Thayer said, estimating that the encounter lasted perhaps 30 seconds. Thomas Roma, Photographer and Professor, Accused of Sexual Misconduct 2018-01-03T05:00:00Z Robin Thicke makes music to communicate to you the size of his penis. Robin Thicke: Blurred Lines – review 2013-07-13T23:05:09Z She duly obliged, on page 111: “He has a magnificent penis.” How to stay married. (Don't get divorced) 2017-06-17T04:00:00Z Since the penis is a potent cultural symbol, people are bombarded with conflicting messages attempting to control its meaning. How prosthetic penises in shows like HBO’s "Minx" reinforce existing stereotypes and taboos 2022-03-28T04:00:00Z Bye-bye bowler-hatted deference and quivering rectitude; hello Winston Churchill's penis being swung like a lasso in What the Butler Saw. Last night's TV 2010-06-17T07:00:00Z Twice he shares a verse of his own, a brief paean to his penis. Review: Matthew McConaughey Waxes Poetic in ‘The Beach Bum’ 2019-03-27T04:00:00Z We’re so lucky, because many of our mammal cousins, like squirrels and rodents, do have these amazing swiss army knife type penises. Secrets of T-rex sex! 2012-10-28T00:30:00Z Heller says she knew she could get away with it “because the film ‘Superbad’ is full of drawn penises.” ‘The Diary of a Teenage Girl’ breaks taboos about teenage girls’ sexuality 2015-08-13T04:00:00Z OK, the penis still bends a little and has lost some of its staying power, but it works. Experience: I had a 90-degree bend in my penis 2016-06-10T04:00:00Z The real bombshell was the relationship between penis length and preferred presidential candidate. Trump and Huckabee supporters have bigger penises, according to this groundbreaking survey 2015-12-16T05:00:00Z He added that he'd welcome diverse, real penises because they'd make people "a little bit more comfortable with sexuality" and combat the "taboo" of showing the penis. How prosthetic penises in shows like HBO’s "Minx" reinforce existing stereotypes and taboos 2022-03-28T04:00:00Z “The Cotton Club, 1938. I saw Charlie Parker’s penis in the bathroom and good lord, I felt inferior.” Review | Netflix’s ‘Big Mouth’ finds a smart way to wrestle with the monster called puberty 2017-09-28T04:00:00Z His London home, by contrast, features an extensive collection of folk-art penis sculptures. Roland Emmerich?s ?Anonymous? Seeks to Unmask Shakespeare 2011-10-22T03:03:02Z At 5am the next morning, I woke with a constant ache in my still very erect penis. Experience: I had an erection for three weeks 2019-08-23T04:00:00Z Or that urologists occasionally have cause to extract ballpoint pens from people's penises? Extreme porn trial: well, thank you for that interesting anatomical lesson 2012-08-09T12:39:47Z First, in a normal political environment, we would not be discussing the size or appearance of a political leader's penis. Stormy Daniels and Trump’s “endowment”: Why do we even care? 2018-09-19T04:00:00Z By 1976, Marche had sold nearly 5 million of them; he also donated artificial penises to children’s hospitals, where they were used to treat young boys with abnormal genitals. Review | One woman’s bold case for breaking the sex-toy taboo 2018-02-12T05:00:00Z In Stockholm, last summer, a 30-year-old man died after suffering a cardiac arrest following an operation to enlarge his penis. ‘I wanted a truncheon in my pants’: the rise of the penis extension 2018-09-22T04:00:00Z Rick Newman, who started and ran the great comedy club Catch a Rising Star, told me one of your more popular bits was about how you hate your penis. Larry David on Broadway Theater, ‘Seinfeld’ and Death Etiquette 2015-02-18T05:00:00Z Robson also specifically remembers the first time Jackson molested him, which began with fondling: “And then him guiding me to do the same thing him, moving my hands to touch his penis,” Robson says. Review | A devastating and credible ‘Leaving Neverland’ will turn you off Michael Jackson for good 2019-02-27T05:00:00Z “It is so often subject to ridicule. It’s like baseline standard male banter. Half the people in the world have got penises. It’s unfair to be cruel about them.” Me and my penis: 100 men reveal all 2017-05-27T04:00:00Z The gray-haired singer lazily sang a few lines from one of the band’s songs — a long joke about comparing the size of his penis with other men’s. Perspective | Warped Tour is over for good. Will the culture it created finally reckon with its demons? 2018-08-06T04:00:00Z We see models or guys with six packs and almost never penises. "Nudity is not indecent": "Naked Gardens" directors on baring all, even themselves, for documentary 2022-06-11T04:00:00Z Did you guess "Ben Stiller stabs Robert De Niro's erect penis with a syringe in front of a screaming, visibly traumatised five-year-old boy"? Little Fockers: a running joke too far? 2010-06-30T09:58:00Z Joining Japan in the league of leading penis legends is South Korea. Let’s talk about the penis: From South Korea’s Penis Park to the Washington Monument, the phallus is everywhere 2015-12-02T05:00:00Z Those familiar with Yiddish, polite and otherwise, will recognize a rude term that — in one of its several layers of meaning — denotes the penis. Jay Roach?s ?Dinner for Schmucks? and All Its Meshugas 2010-05-03T21:51:00Z Where someone else might see a raccoon penis, she sees earrings. On a Georgia Island, a Lot of Good Food and Plenty of Nothing 2017-06-06T04:00:00Z This mighty, magnificent organ, that has more nerve endings than the penis, exists, as far as we know, only to give pleasure. The search for the multiple orgasm - does it really exist? 2018-06-19T04:00:00Z The second richest man in the world had used his platform to make a penis joke. Perspective | Elon Musk is a boy’s idea of a rich man 2023-02-16T05:00:00Z A big penis doesn’t equal good sex, and a small one doesn’t equal bad. Women and desire: the six ages of sex 2017-02-19T05:00:00Z Most alarmingly, her penis has snapped off and blood is seeping from her midriff. Isabella Rossellini: the Bee movie star 2012-09-29T23:05:16Z Barnacle penises, as long as they are, vary in their girth. Animal penises’ amazing evolution 2012-06-12T15:40:00Z So although a penis in the process of erecting can seem like it’s springing into action, it’s actually submitting to a crucial, and opposite, process. Animal penises’ amazing evolution 2012-06-12T15:40:00Z A Donald Trump puppet came into view, bobbing above the crowd: orange face; yellow hair; gaping, blabbing mouth; and that extra-long red tie, a penis joke in its own right. The Much-Needed Humor of the Women’s March 2017-01-23T05:00:00Z Most men define sexual prowess as achieving erectile perfection, but in fact your romantic connection with your wife is not dependent on your penis. Prostate cancer is affecting my sex life 2013-07-22T06:00:12Z A fun fact: many people are born with penises. Why are people freaking out about a doll penis? 2014-07-30T04:00:00Z Let me tell you something, there is no pain to equal burning all the skin off your penis. A fine Roman 2011-03-19T00:03:00Z To her, an uncircumcised penis looked not like an earthworm, but “A Pink Anteater in a Turtleneck Sweater.” How to fold a thong: A straight man working at Victoria’s Secret 2013-05-07T00:00:00Z By this point, the penis is crowded with liquid, and the increased volume compresses nearby veins, blocking their blood from flowing back out again. Animal penises’ amazing evolution 2012-06-12T15:40:00Z Answer two: When you've broken your penis you take it to a sexsmith who mends it by sticking it in a fire then pounding it with a hammer and anvil. 'I had girlfriends in different cities' 2013-01-17T15:50:47Z For the play, Mangan wears a prosthetic false front, which includes hairy breasts and a nine-month baby bump, below which the flesh suit extends into a pretend penis. Why can't theatre cope with too much reality? 2012-07-03T12:22:08Z I'm certainly no prude, but in the process of the trial I learnt more about the anatomy of the anus and penis than I have ever felt necessary. Extreme porn trial: well, thank you for that interesting anatomical lesson 2012-08-09T12:39:47Z There is, perhaps, only so much to say about a movie that opens with a man delivering a soliloquy about his penis. Movie Review: In ‘Dom Hemingway,’ Gangsters Meet Up in France 2014-04-01T22:56:10Z While the investigation thickens, insufferable new age oracle GJ comforts her acolytes by saying, "I like penis," while her chinos billow dramatically in the breeze. Top Of The Lake: a mystery that's impossible to get a handle on 2013-07-13T05:00:00Z It just got slightly harder to see a penis on Netflix. Netflix, no! What's that penis doing on kids' TV? 2017-09-26T04:00:00Z The first time we watched it, my dad walked in during the scene where the woman tells him: “The royal penis is clean, your highness.” John Boyega Won’t Let Go of ‘Star Wars’ or ‘Coming to America’ 2022-08-16T04:00:00Z “The mob responds well to a toupeed con-man who talks about his penis.” “The mob responds well to a toupeed con-man who talks about his penis”: Witness the Great Phallic Unraveling of 2016 2016-03-12T05:00:00Z He donned a fatsuit, bald cap and fake body hair to resemble a “human penis”. The 10 best actor transformations 2015-11-27T05:00:00Z There’s one scene from this season of “Euphoria” that sticks in my mind, and, somehow, it includes not even one close-up of a penis. Where ‘Euphoria’ Is Surprisingly Conservative 2019-07-30T04:00:00Z It was a classy affair, in a posh restaurant, but they did make me wear a pink “hen party” sash and a genius had managed to find “vagina straws” to replace the usual penis paraphernalia. Our gay wedding: ‘Does one of us have to play the groom?’ 2016-11-12T05:00:00Z A quartet of paintings mostly frame women’s brightly lip-sticked mouths and erect penises. Lush Morsels From an Artist’s Erotic Imagination 2016-11-11T05:00:00Z A shepherd that often performs on stage with a fake penis dangling between her legs, sure, but one, her fans say, needed more than than ever in 2015. What Peaches Can Teach America Now 2015-09-28T04:00:00Z Or the hilarious anecdotes about all the ways he used to trick Coronation Street staff into touching his penis. Where does Come Dine With Me go after its Coronation Street special? 2010-12-07T12:16:00Z Even though I hadn’t seen other people’s penises, there was like an instinctive thing that I knew something was wrong.” In defense of the foreskin 2012-12-24T16:00:00Z I used to upload pictures of my penis anonymously on to sites such as Reddit, and the comments were all about how small it was. My life in sex: the man with a small penis 2020-05-08T04:00:00Z “Studies have shown that people with larger penises make more money,” Stafford explained. Penis politics: Sex, size and stereotypes in the gay community 2014-01-12T18:00:00Z “A bad review is like one of those worms in the Amazon that swims up your penis,” he told me. Remembering Denis Johnson 2017-05-26T04:00:00Z It is a bit mystifying; she's hilarious and she's also gorgeous: wide-spaced, almond eyes, retrousse nose and the naughty grin of someone who enjoys showing people pictures of her dog's penis. Judy Greer on Arrested Development: 'I get flashed all the time. It's mostly men' 2012-12-27T19:00:00Z When we published “The 10 strangest facts about penises,” it was a blockbuster hit. 10 more strange facts about penises 2014-07-23T04:00:00Z The mainstream, in summary, is now drunk and asleep on the sofa, and banter is delightedly drawing a penis on its forehead. The age of banter 2017-06-30T04:00:00Z He added a childish sketch of a penis and testicles. Jack Kerouac, misogynist creep: Inside his ugly infatuation with Marilyn Monroe 2015-10-11T04:00:00Z It involved CGI penises and a very evident climax, with sexual positions that had to be re-shot after complaints from the editing suite. How American Gods changed the game for gay sex on TV 2017-05-17T04:00:00Z Maybe a bisexual one, even – he’s been feeling attracted to gay men of late and thinks he might go in that direction when his penis is all geared up and ready for action. Stitching together Cid's manhood: in the operating room for a female-to-male surgery 2015-09-10T04:00:00Z There are abstract splashes of color over his penis, so that he seems to be emitting a glowing penumbra, and below him on the floor is a chihuahua. The Weird, Violent, Uplifting Paintings of Mark Greenwold 2019-06-26T04:00:00Z I hate to break it to you, but the only way Americans ever remember a congressman is if he sent someone a picture of his penis. ‘S.N.L.’ Presents Kellyanne Conway’s ‘Marriage Story,’ Plus Baby Yoda 2019-12-15T05:00:00Z Inside the operating room, a surgeon lifted up a six-inch length of flesh that looked exactly like a penis but had been crafted out of a chunk of Cid’s arm. Stitching together Cid's manhood: in the operating room for a female-to-male surgery 2015-09-10T04:00:00Z Sticking a penis in the mouth of a woman whose opinions you don’t like isn’t satire, especially when you’re in the business of putting penises in women’s mouths all the time. Hustler’s denigrating S.E. Cupp “satire” 2012-05-24T20:30:00Z For the sex scenes, many gay films are afraid to show a penis, or a complete sex scene. Li Cheng on making "José," an epic gay love story set in Guatemala 2019-03-04T05:00:00Z And now I’m just like every other woman who’s had a penis inside her. For a 30-Year-Old Virgin, It’s Now or Never 2018-03-30T04:00:00Z This allowed the brain to send signals to the penis through the spinal cord. Animal penises’ amazing evolution 2012-06-12T15:40:00Z The woman has a penis, the man a vagina. Just don't call it a freak show 2010-04-30T23:07:00Z Some polite stranger giving you an instructional on how to insert a tube in your penis. I gave birth to a razor blade 2013-09-16T00:00:00Z Drape your penis in a white pillowcase for all we care. John Mayer is still gross 2012-06-06T18:50:00Z If you had never touched a penis before—and maybe you haven’t—how would you describe it? “Like Play-doh that’s been warmed up”: Why we can’t get enough of viral videos like “Lesbians touch penis for the first time” 2016-01-07T05:00:00Z “It doesn’t seem that different to me: shooting my hand or shooting my penis.” Director Gaspar Noé on his 3D sex film, Love: ‘All governments like controlling people’s sexuality’ 2015-11-12T05:00:00Z One mishap involves their son’s preschool drawing of his father’s penis, which is a funny way of pushing this story slightly further than the usual doofus-dad shenanigans. ‘The Jim Gaffigan Show’: A sunnier ‘Louie’ in the form of a stale Hot Pocket 2015-07-14T04:00:00Z Throughout the show, the penis material underscores a continuing meditation on masculinity, especially in the face of the bravado promoted by Dave’s rap idols, such as Kanye West. Lil Dicky on Dave: 'Everything the show says about my penis is true' 2020-05-26T04:00:00Z Crystals were stacked upon crystals, filling plastic trays, carved into every possible shape: knives, penises, bathtubs, angels, birds of paradise. Dark crystals: the brutal reality behind a booming wellness craze 2019-09-17T04:00:00Z He placed her hand on his erect penis, the complaint said, and she could do nothing about it, let alone give her consent, because she felt “frozen” and “paralyzed.” After sex assault charges, Bill Cosby faces jail time – and his legal battles are just beginning 2015-12-30T05:00:00Z Close female friends have told me large penises have been intimidating or painful. Me and my penis: 100 men reveal all 2017-05-27T04:00:00Z Rare is the participant still peppy at the end of the adventure — getting stung on the penis by jellyfish will derail even the hardiest. Critic’s Notebook: Discovery’s ‘Dude, You’re Screwed’ 2013-12-20T22:30:53Z Unlike Tinder, Bumble has a feature that allows you to exchange pictures; when I next looked at my phone, I found a picture of his penis. Hookups, sexting and unwanted threesomes: first-time dating in the age of Tinder 2017-11-04T04:00:00Z The first time I saw a penis on the subway, I was on the platform for the N train three blocks from my house in Queens, on my way to school. Jessica Valenti: my life as a ‘sex object’ 2016-05-28T04:00:00Z Bee said: “Just say penis, Don. Three-syllable words don’t suit you.” Samantha Bee: Trump's real problem is 'every woman who's ever been called fat' 2016-09-29T04:00:00Z Such exposures of buttocks and penises were exactly what zealots criticised in Michelangelo. Barocci's drawings blow me away 2013-03-18T17:09:37Z “Almost instantly, he sent me closeups of his penis.” What makes men send dick pics? 2019-01-08T05:00:00Z By exposing the debtor gentleman’s penis—the “reliable truth detector” every man is equipped with she acknoweldges—Joe recounts a catalog of sexual deviations to determine what literally excites him. 12 great male nude film scenes, beyond the cheap laughs 2016-05-13T04:00:00Z Among the details of Mr. Foley’s downfall: The man who was asking an under-18 page to share the size of his penis was also the chairman of the Missing and Exploited Children’s Caucus. Rachel Dratch in ‘Tail! Spin!,’ a Political Comedy of Errors 2014-10-01T04:00:00Z Echidnas have a four-headed penis that will give you nightmares for the rest of your life. 10 more strange facts about penises 2014-07-23T04:00:00Z According to Alan, "when a monkey nibbles on a penis it's funny in any language," but actually it's only funny the first time. The Hangover Part II: The Wolfpack Is Back, and This Time They've Brought a Monkey 2011-05-25T15:20:00Z "Look at the penis, it's coming out!" shouts Joy. TV review: Sperm Whale: Inside Nature's Giants 2011-08-07T21:29:01Z The latest series has a running joke about a grisly job that simply didn’t exist a decade ago: moderating all the unwanted penis pictures out of social media. Silicon Valley: the best and only comedy you should be watching 2017-05-31T04:00:00Z The first time our hero indulges in a little locker-room back-chat with his fellow gladiators, the main antagonist paces around him, penis swinging proudly in the breeze. Charlie Brooker's Screen burn: Spartacus: Blood And Sand 2010-05-21T23:06:00Z "Tell me about your encounters," I would ask as she idly gave my penis a Chinese burn. Digested classic: Crash by JG Ballard 2010-04-22T13:31:00Z “As she objected, Weinstein took his penis out of his pants and pulled her head down onto it,” according to the New Yorker. Could Harvey Weinstein go to jail? 2017-10-11T04:00:00Z One word for penis is manhood, so it seemed a perfect starting point to talk about being a man.” Me and my penis: 100 men reveal all 2017-05-27T04:00:00Z The author believes Eve was made from Adam’s os baculum, or ... penis bone. Gene Weingarten discovers the real origin story of Eve ... 2015-08-28T04:00:00Z I hear you sputtering, B-b-but humans don’t have a penis bone! Gene Weingarten discovers the real origin story of Eve ... 2015-08-28T04:00:00Z It’s unclear if those figures include people who hit “exit” after the first penis joke. Perspective | Movies are rushing to impact the election. Don’t ask whether they’ll work. Ask whether they’ll last. 2020-10-29T04:00:00Z Mr. Powell’s character makes no fewer than four penis jokes in the first hour, three of them about his own. In ‘Set It Up’ and 2 Other Netflix Comedies, No One Emerges Unscathed 2018-06-15T04:00:00Z I think the poor creature should be allowed to return to the sea with its mighty penis, if not its dignity, intact. TV review: Sperm Whale: Inside Nature's Giants 2011-08-07T21:29:01Z Most thrillingly, Gottfried consented to let us publish two of his wonderfully eccentric drawings, which brimmed with devilishly grinning ogres, Dracula, a tiny Hitler and penises. Only Gilbert Gottfried Could Be So Dirty and So Heartbreaking 2022-04-13T04:00:00Z It's a beautiful summation of a transgendered person's transition -- not simply in the literal sense of forfeiting a penis or a set of breasts. Chaz Bono's complicated path to manhood 2011-05-10T15:30:00Z For the rest of your life, men will want to put their penis in your hole. In ?Love, InshAllah,? American Muslim Women Reveal Lives 2012-01-23T22:28:48Z It is also not uncommon for me to hear about penis size from people I barely know. Sex Hurts. Help! 2018-01-31T05:00:00Z Some, like shark fins, rhino horns and tiger penises, have led these species to the brink of extinction, despite studies showing they have zero effect on the libido. Which of these 8 so-called aphrodisiacs is the real deal? 2015-08-18T04:00:00Z The women in the study chose penises that were, on average, larger than those on supply. Sizing up: women prefer slightly larger penises, new study reveals 2016-12-05T05:00:00Z When she doesn’t take the bait, House stands in the restaurant and shows the table his penis. House Recap: The Parent Trap Edition 2012-03-20T13:30:50Z When the smooth muscle lets go, arteries deep in the penis dilate. Animal penises’ amazing evolution 2012-06-12T15:40:00Z And just last week, penis cutouts debuted at Paris fashion week, with heart-shaped peepholes in Rick Owens’ collection that exposed his models’ private parts. 5 things men won’t tell you about sex (but you need to know) 2015-02-02T05:00:00Z As Kelly describes, the collagen strands are arranged in deeply folded, alternating perpendicular layers along the length of the penis. Animal penises’ amazing evolution 2012-06-12T15:40:00Z It now dawns on me that many of these men may right now have these complex devices on underneath their pants, attached to their penises. In defense of the foreskin 2012-12-24T16:00:00Z An actual penis bone, called a baculum, offers a stiffening assist to many male bats, rodents, carnivores, and most nonhuman primates. Animal penises’ amazing evolution 2012-06-12T15:40:00Z During the arousal stage, when stimulated, a woman’s erectile tissue fills with blood just like the tissue of the penis. Looking for the key to good sex? Become clitorate! 2015-03-15T04:00:00Z At the end of 2014, after months of medications and treatments, with the bend only getting worse, I took my last resort and had a piece of my penis cut out. Experience: I had a 90-degree bend in my penis 2016-06-10T04:00:00Z So on second thought, Stormy, I don't want to talk about Donald Trump's penis at all, thank you. Stormy Daniels and Trump’s “endowment”: Why do we even care? 2018-09-19T04:00:00Z Freedom of expression in South Africa came under scrutiny last year when the artist Brett Murray unveiled The Spear, a painting that showed the president with an exposed penis. South Africa's censors ban film about predatory teacher as 'child porn' 2013-07-22T15:48:27Z Slang, being a language of synonyms and of themes, repeats itself. The penis has taken on 1,200 aliases in 500 years. Tickle gizzard and the pleasure pivot: A history of sex slang and the coolest ancient dirty words 2014-10-05T04:00:00Z Peer describes how many of his generation of Kashmiris were rendered impotent by one favoured torture method: inserting a copper wire up the suspect's penis and connecting it to the electricity mains. Curfewed Night 2010-06-19T23:10:00Z The 3 million male cosmetic procedures mostly weren’t penis enlargements — they typically opted for rhinoplasty, breast reductions and liposuction — but when they were, so many of them were German. Germany performed the most penis enlargements in the world last year 2014-07-28T04:00:00Z One film stars Mr. Franco with a prosthetic penis on his face, but the real star is the City of Light, dreamily shot to the tunes of Charles Trenet and other French singers. Art Review: James Franco?s ?Dangerous Book? of Art 2010-08-19T22:00:00Z Love, Sex, Attraction… and Science A new penis shape theory, "hypochondriacs prefer macho men" and other sex research revelations. Internet picks of the week 2010-08-20T23:06:00Z One day this spring, in an elementary school near our home in Vermont, a girl was pulled from a series of prevention classes called Care for Kids after being taught the word "penis." Motherlode Blog: The Vagina (and Penis) Dialogues 2012-11-06T16:39:47Z “She was never abused, she was always the abuser and she cut off my penis because I was going to leave her,” he said. You Know the Lorena Bobbitt Story. But Not All of It. 2019-01-30T05:00:00Z She recalls having him touch her breasts and put her hand on his penis, and woke up to find her clothes askew, according to her lawsuit. Bill Cosby's Drug Admission Could Help Women's Cases, Lawyers Say 2015-07-07T04:00:00Z For many weeks I had lain in the empty ward that was normally reserved for air-crash victims at Ashford Hospital, squeezing the pus from my wounds and trying to stir my penis into life. Digested classic: Crash by JG Ballard 2010-04-22T13:31:00Z The administration of the anaesthetic involved – to put it bluntly – being stabbed in the penis with a large needle. 'I had to adjust to life with a different penis' – the pain and positives of an elective circumcision 2019-09-01T04:00:00Z Photograph: Denis Farrell/AP It began with an impression of a man's penis in an art gallery where only a tiny fraction of the population would normally set foot. Jacob Zuma goes to court over painting depicting his genitals 2012-05-21T14:42:29Z Recently, he decided he wanted more girth in his penis. When a Man Needs a Safe Place 2017-12-18T05:00:00Z She said of his penis: “It looked like it had been cut and sewn back on.” Highlights from Harvey Weinstein's rape trial 2020-02-12T05:00:00Z Their complaints included claims that he propositioned and grabbed White, slid into Gorka’s bed uninvited and created a hostile climate by, among other things, instructing a crew member to display his penis. Casey Affleck reveals 'ton of partying' on film set where harassment allegations were made 2019-08-07T04:00:00Z Women must humanise the penis, take the steel out of it and make it flesh again . The Female Eunuch, 40 years on 2010-11-20T00:06:00Z She had, of course, never seen my penis. My penis size obsession: All my life I’ve worried about measuring up 2016-01-03T05:00:00Z This is how Gailey recalled the crime: “He placed his penis in my vagina. I was mostly just on and off saying: ‘No, stop.’ What does Hollywood's reverence for child rapist Roman Polanski tell us? 2018-01-30T05:00:00Z Waldo, a filmmaker, impotent and consumed with sex — a “penis in a wheelchair,” he calls himself — becomes violently jealous of his young wife’s friendship with a mutual acquaintance. A Novelist’s Requiem for the Male Libido 2017-12-26T05:00:00Z “Phalloplasty” has come a long way and surgeons have developed a passable “neopenis” fashioned from “inflatable rods,” but they are prone to rupture, hence the interest in penis transplant. Yes, there are maggots: Mary Roach's 'Grunt' delights in the physicalities of going to war 2016-06-23T04:00:00Z If you looked at it closely, you could make out sexual imagery — penises?! — in the photo. In Praise of Maurice Sendak 2019-02-14T05:00:00Z “I mean, you can say ‘penis,’” says Gold. V-word vs. P-word 2012-06-26T15:57:00Z And we don’t seem to have the same problems with the word ‘penis.’ V-word vs. P-word 2012-06-26T15:57:00Z The ones that purport to give you energy, support your immune system, stimulate hair growth or enlarge your penis? Perspective | Most dietary supplements don’t do anything. Why do we spend $35 billion a year on them? 2020-01-24T05:00:00Z Or, if you look at it from a different angle, a penis at rest after a busy afternoon. How easy is it to copy a famous painting? 2013-07-22T07:00:09Z Well, the centerpiece of the Getty Center’s “Cy Twombly: Making Past Present,” a cheeky and challenging exploration of his lifelong obsession with art and poetry of ancient Greece and Rome, is a hurricane of penises. Cy Twombly in Los Angeles: Cheeky, Challenging, Classical 2022-10-20T04:00:00Z I’d like to penetrate a partner sexually and feel that sensation in my own penis.” Stitching together Cid's manhood: in the operating room for a female-to-male surgery 2015-09-10T04:00:00Z He had become a mayoral candidate having been forced to resign from the US Congress, in 2011, after sending photographs of his penis to, he finally admitted, "about six women". Sex addiction? Sorry, chaps, it's just plain old lust 2013-07-28T06:20:00Z Over several months I tried pills and oils, and also vacuum-pumped my penis for 30 minutes daily in a plastic cylinder until it ached, hoping to disperse the lump. Experience: I had a 90-degree bend in my penis 2016-06-10T04:00:00Z Forty-six breasts, three bottoms, five vaginas and a solitary distant background penis. Spartacus: Gods Of The Arena v The Crimson Petal And The White 2011-04-01T23:06:00Z I got kicked off hotel Transylvania for buying Liam a penis cake for his birthday and licking it. Miley Cyrus: I was fired from Hotel Transylvania over penis cake photos 2019-08-23T04:00:00Z A pink, nubby cartoonish sculpture made of terra cotta projecting from one wall represents a small penis and was inspired by Nietzsche, according to its title. Art In Review: ‘CARNAL KNOWLEDGE’: ‘Sex + Philosophy’ 2012-05-31T21:29:07Z But another of the film's key emotional threads revolves around Manganiello's character having a penis so large women do not want to have sex with him. Channing Tatum buffs his body of work in 'Magic Mike XXL' 2015-06-26T04:00:00Z Literally speaking, though, the size of a male politician's penis is no more relevant than the size of a female politician's breasts. Stormy Daniels and Trump’s “endowment”: Why do we even care? 2018-09-19T04:00:00Z What mattered, from the court's point of view, was whether penis and anus had ever met. Fanny and Stella: The Young Men Who Shocked Victorian England by Neil McKenna – review 2013-01-25T20:00:03Z I started asking every medical professional, woman and gay man what kind of penis they preferred, which, to my shock, got me a lot of dinner invitations. In defense of the foreskin 2012-12-24T16:00:00Z And his penis is hard through his jeans. After Fifty Shades: five authors offer their ripostes 2012-07-06T21:55:25Z Vagina comes from the Latin for “sheath”, which covers a sword; it is nothing more than an enclosure for a penis. Samantha Bee proves there's still one word you can't say in America 2018-06-01T04:00:00Z When I was 17, on holiday in Paris with my best friend, a man thrust a photograph of a deformed penis in our faces. What makes men send dick pics? 2019-01-08T05:00:00Z To keep her mind sharp, Frankie tests herself by calling to mind artworks on a variety of subjects: birds, stars, sky, hair, penises. An Artist Fears She’s a Fraud in ‘A Line Made by Walking’ 2017-04-25T04:00:00Z The CNN report included anonymous allegations that Halperin had kissed female employees, grabbed one woman’s breasts, and pressed his erect penis against three women’s bodies, all without consent. Journalist Mark Halperin apologizes over sexual harassment allegations 2017-10-27T04:00:00Z There will be jokes about penis size, with full-on male nudity to match. "Hall Pass": Suburban dads gone wild! 2011-02-24T23:01:00Z Leave it to a man with no penis to school the Internet on sexual intimacy. The best sex tips you’ll ever hear — from a man with no penis 2014-08-19T04:00:00Z Since she has very limited ways of hitting the hyperbole jackpot, she must actually say that when Christian has a hot thought, his penis concurs, as if the two were ever in disagreement about Ana. Review: E. L. James’s ‘Grey’ Goes Inside His Brain, and, Yes, His Pants 2015-06-25T04:00:00Z The desirability of a giant penis is an adult preoccupation. The Hard Times of RJ Berger 2010-09-07T07:00:00Z It fell open naturally on the pages where the heroine, Katherine, is introduced to her boyfriend Michael's penis, which he calls Ralph. Why Judy Blume's Forever is … for ever 2013-06-14T12:13:55Z There was a closeup of us on it, then the camera pulled back and you could see we were sitting on the penis of the Cerne Abbas giant. How we made Men Behaving Badly 2013-03-18T18:30:00Z For example, if you require more friction, you could hold yourself tightly at the base of your penis – or teach a partner to do so. I’m a man who can’t orgasm through vaginal sex 2017-01-23T05:00:00Z Under obscenity laws, an erect penis can’t be shown on mainstream TV, while an erect nipple can. Flashing the flesh – a history of TV nudity 2016-02-02T05:00:00Z She says there aren’t enough teachers like the one she had in 8th grade who “went around the room and made us say ‘penis, vagina,’ just to get used to the words.” V-word vs. P-word 2012-06-26T15:57:00Z The two commonest involve injections of dermal fillers into the penis and an operation called suspensory ligament incision, in which the surgeon makes a cut above the penis and divides the ligament that anchors it. Penis extensions don't work, study finds 2019-05-10T04:00:00Z As she continued to say no, Ms. Makler said, he became physically aggressive, forcing kisses on her and pushing his penis into her mouth. A Celebrity Sommelier Is Accused of Sexual Assault 2019-11-01T04:00:00Z One of the realities many men will have to face as they age is a loss of sensitivity in their penis. “Men are rubbing themselves raw”: The trick to avoid losing penis sensitivity 2015-11-21T05:00:00Z Last year the designers of the Galactic Cap – an elfin latex hat that fits over the tip of the penis – raised more than $100,000 on Indiegogo, and plan to release it in 2017. Let's get it on: the race for the world's best condom 2015-06-13T04:00:00Z “The penis can take part in poetry,” he’s said. 7 places to find some not so run-of-the-mill porn 2016-02-01T05:00:00Z Cosby, she said, poured lotion into her hand and forced her to stroke his penis. A Bill Cosby accuser sobs in court: ‘I remember wanting to cover myself and not being able to’ 2017-06-05T04:00:00Z The assessment lingered: In 2016, Vox published an “explainer” dismissing her charges as “probably bunk,” relaying, in part, that her description of Bill Clinton’s penis did not align with those of some anonymous sources. Paula Jones, Reconsidered 2018-11-20T05:00:00Z A penis in repose, although it seems floppy and relaxed, is actually in a state of constant, moderate contraction. Animal penises’ amazing evolution 2012-06-12T15:40:00Z I can still feel that sudden increase in pressure as the medication entered through the side of my penis. Experience: I had an erection for three weeks 2019-08-23T04:00:00Z Men with small penises are the butt of size jokes. How prosthetic penises in shows like HBO’s "Minx" reinforce existing stereotypes and taboos 2022-03-28T04:00:00Z He also took us to see the strange fruits, dog meat and penis sheaths for sale at the Jibama Market, the town’s traditional marketplace. In Papua, Indonesia, a Visit to the Welcoming Dani People 2015-08-06T04:00:00Z On stage Ms. Silverman told a story about how in the middle of licking jelly off her boyfriend’s penis, she realized: “Oh my god, I’m turning into my mother.” Sarah Silverman Wants to Pop Your Bubble 2017-10-04T04:00:00Z The phrase “rock hard,” for instance: “No geologist would say ‘This quartz is penis hard.’ Jacqueline Novak Chews Over the Blow job in Her One-Woman Show “Get on Your Knees” 2019-07-27T04:00:00Z In some studies, researchers or healthcare providers measure men’s penises. No, really: Penises are not shrinking 2012-09-28T00:00:00Z Sonny Corleone possesses a penis so titanic that his wife reports: Good Paperback Vibrations 2018-02-08T05:00:00Z In primates did you know that only a short time ago primates, in the evolutionary line leading to human, had spikes on their penis? Secrets of T-rex sex! 2012-10-28T00:30:00Z When the encounter culminates in Chuck unzipping his pants and offering Hannah his penis, some might find her behavior, and subsequent shock, naive. American Bitch: Girls tackles the truth about sexual harassment 2017-02-25T05:00:00Z The difference is that the abusive tweets sent to prominent male figures don't usually talk about what they'd be like in bed or their penises. Jane Martinson: 10 lessons I've learned from being Guardian women's editor 2014-09-02T04:00:00Z He regularly exposed his erect penis to her. Music Mogul Russell Simmons Is Accused of Rape by 3 Women 2017-12-13T05:00:00Z There are two small bumps at the base of my penis. Panic! At the vasectomy table 2022-05-14T04:00:00Z “Le Rêve” hangs here in a plexiglass vitrine, and you can’t detect any injury, even if you can look away from her closed left eye, transmuted into the glans of a tumescent penis. Picasso in 1932: Ingenious, Exhausting, Relentless 2018-04-02T04:00:00Z “In a shocking twist, Anthony Weiner’s penis might destroy two political careers,” Colbert said. WATCH: Stephen Colbert dubs latest twist in Hillary Clinton’s email drama “WeinerLeaks” 2016-11-01T04:00:00Z In “An Elderly Lady Has Accommodation Problems,” a conniving local sculptor who specializes in penises — made of wood, clay, concrete and even Play-Doh — goes after Maud’s desirable prewar apartment. Three New Chilling Page-Turners Feature Unlikely Psychopaths 2018-12-21T05:00:00Z Doctors later told me that the longer your penis stays hard, the wider the scope for lasting damage. Experience: I had an erection for three weeks 2019-08-23T04:00:00Z But that day, saying the word "penis" in a parking lot also felt vaguely like protest. Motherlode Blog: The Vagina (and Penis) Dialogues 2012-11-06T16:39:47Z The immediate impulse among many runners was, inevitably, to draw penises: “That’s where it all began,” he said. The runner who makes elaborate artwork with his feet and a map 2019-07-28T04:00:00Z She picked up a French fry and a stick of butter and told her sibling one was a penis and the other a vagina. Amy Schumer’s Comedy Central Show, From the Inside 2013-04-18T12:00:01Z I did not want to see a penis on so much as a straw, let alone a human. What Having A ManServant Is Like 2014-09-11T04:00:00Z Following an overnight date during which her beau Robert wore his jeans to bed, contestant Sarah told the camera, “I don’t even know if he has a penis.” The real story of how women evaluate men’s junk 2014-09-10T04:00:00Z According to the Journal of Sexual Medicine, the average male penis measures 5.6 inches when erect; the Journal of Urology puts it at a slightly smaller 5.08 inches. Penis politics: Sex, size and stereotypes in the gay community 2014-01-12T18:00:00Z “I saw Andrew’s penis,” Nick tells Duke, “and it was, like, way bigger and hairier than mine.” Review | Netflix’s ‘Big Mouth’ finds a smart way to wrestle with the monster called puberty 2017-09-28T04:00:00Z The erect penis of a male titanosaur, for example, may have been 12 feet in length. Animal penises’ amazing evolution 2012-06-12T15:40:00Z Jesus goes inside and explains the facts of the afterlife to Mavis, who is pretty freaked out when she realizes that she possessed a medium with a penis. True Blood 4x9: Love, war and sexy dreams 2011-08-22T12:30:00Z If my son looks at my penis and the biggest difference he notices is foreskin, I have far more serious problems. In defense of the foreskin 2012-12-24T16:00:00Z He does shout “oopp!” when Borat runs in the room, commanding him to put down his penis, as if he knows this doesn’t look good? Rudy Giuliani, Maria Bakalova and an antisemitic cake: discuss Borat Subsequent Moviefilm with spoilers 2020-10-24T04:00:00Z The proliferation of penises is bad for business. Size matters 2015-05-28T04:00:00Z In each photo, you see penis and testicles, belly, hands and thighs. Me and my penis: 100 men reveal all 2017-05-27T04:00:00Z “I felt his penis on my hip through his thin pajamas.” Jeffrey Tambor: the problem with his post-#MeToo comeback 2018-05-24T04:00:00Z "I was inundated with winks, and messages, people trying to chat with me live online, all sorts. Some will send you detailed pictures of their penis, basically. What the hell? You've got a penis. Congratulations." From teledildonics to interactive porn: the future of sex in a digital age 2014-06-06T04:00:00Z When did walking around in a bathrobe and displaying your penis, like Weinstein was repeatedly accused of doing, become “making an advance?” Pigs in Hollywood: Moonves is as bad as Weinstein 2018-09-12T04:00:00Z It treats the salacious aspects of its plot — Sevigny’s prosthetic penis and her high-powered rifles —with a thoughtful realism. “Hit and Miss”: Like the prosthetic penis isn’t enough? 2012-07-11T20:00:00Z One of its running themes is the myriad ways in which a penis can be drawn. Fighting Wars Past, Present and Future 2018-05-25T04:00:00Z At one point he even kills someone with a lightning bolt from his penis, according to the review. Alan Moore conjures up an extraordinary antichrist: Harry Potter 2012-06-18T13:14:32Z “What they’ve been into is sex tech, toys they can control with their tech devices, that attach to their penis or their vulva,” she said. Do You Take This Robot … 2019-01-19T05:00:00Z I’ve started working on a new book, exploring in a hyper-personal and also archival way what it feels like to want to have a penis and not have been born with one. What Has Lockdown Meant for L.G.B.T.Q. Artists and Writers? 2020-06-16T04:00:00Z When stories had a moral core and not every joke involved a penis? Hot Tub Time Machine: the 80s regurgitated 2010-09-01T12:02:00Z What is your earliest memory?Calling my oldest brother a penis after watching ET. Q&A: Beth Ditto 2012-07-06T21:59:15Z After sitting down for the interview, the actor took gum out of her mouth, placed it on the desk in front of her, and began moulding it into a penis. Cate Blanchett on Donald Trump's presidency: it's 'absurd and ridiculous' 2017-01-25T05:00:00Z Of course, the world of Game of Thrones is a horrible place where cutting off hands, fingers and even penises is practically routine. Game of Thrones' Woman Problem Is About More Than Sexual Assault 2015-06-11T04:00:00Z So ... let’s try to write the word penis. It’s that special time of the month: episode two of the Vagina Dispatches! 2016-10-12T04:00:00Z In another encounter described in the filing, Weinstein blurted out his sexual attraction to Christina Aguilera, who was being shown on a television, and then allegedly unzipped his pants and touched his penis. Lawsuit accuses Harvey Weinstein of sexually assaulting teen 2018-10-31T04:00:00Z Consider the spadix of a white calla lily emerging from the center of the flower, next to, say, a man’s penis hanging outside the unzipped pants of a suit. ‘Mapplethorpe’ Review: A Timid Biopic of a Bold Photographer 2019-02-28T05:00:00Z What if Sean Moore ate kangaroo penis on I'm a Celebrity ...? Will the Manics' appearance on Strictly Come Dancing be subversive or just submissive? 2010-12-01T12:25:00Z Several of the accusers recounted episodes in which he rubbed his erect penis against them — a claim specifically denied by Halperin in an interview. ‘I don’t want to sit on your lap,’ she thought. But, she alleges, Mark Halperin insisted. 2017-10-26T04:00:00Z Brian Mautz, the study’s lead author, told NBC this week that when the women rated the men on their sexual allure, “As you increase penis size, the amount of attractiveness scores gets bigger.” This just in: Women prefer well-endowed men 2013-04-09T14:50:00Z In a double bill this week, he tackles abortion and gets a workout toy for his penis. TV highlights 15/03/2013 2013-03-15T07:00:01Z People aren’t used to watching actresses walk around wearing prosthetic penises. ‘Hit & Miss,’ With Chloë Sevigny as a Transgender Hit Woman 2012-07-06T16:00:00Z I’m doing that because I want a little more skin to cover up the head of my penis. In defense of the foreskin 2012-12-24T16:00:00Z It does make sense, because that's where the eggs are, but imagine it, having multiple injections, deep into the arm muscle, by giant penis. TV review: Giant Squid: Inside Nature's Giants Special and Reggie Perrin 2010-10-15T05:45:00Z Shortly before turning 3, when Nicole was still known as Wyatt, he declared to his father, “I hate my penis.” Review: ‘Becoming Nicole,’ a Young Boy’s Journey Into Girlhood 2015-10-21T04:00:00Z Maybe because you and your penis are inseparable. Farewell, once-favorite organ: I am officially breaking up with my penis 2016-05-22T04:00:00Z Even Angela Carter, who claimed with characteristic relish that her work “cuts like a steel blade at the base of a man’s penis,” wrote some joyous endings. Fairy Tales About the Fears Within 2017-10-04T04:00:00Z He gets sent a lot of pictures of penises along the way. The Paedophile Hunter review – dark and disturbing 2014-10-02T04:00:00Z An ex-girlfriend once told me, after coming home from a sex toy party, that the dominant topic of conversation had been uncircumcised penises: What do they look like? How to fold a thong: A straight man working at Victoria’s Secret 2013-05-07T00:00:00Z Not an impressive world record of any kind, and my guess is that you wish you could go back to when you didn’t know my penis size. Measure of my manhood 2012-12-29T00:30:00Z There is wince-inducing advice, involving insect bristles and a string hammock, for enlarging the penis. Books of The Times: The Kama Sutra, Newly Translated 2012-01-31T17:03:33Z He held my penis very firmly, and he pushed the crochet hook inside, and then he twisted it. Robert Mugabe's brutal 2008 crackdown: torture, death and a stolen election 2010-09-18T23:05:00Z He said that he wanted to show her something, she said, then slid his pants down, exposing the top half of his penis. Nate Parker’s Past Surfaces in Prosecutors’ Investigation of Penn State 2016-10-28T04:00:00Z “Like, a penis goes into a vagina, and babies come out.” The Sex-Ed Queens of YouTube Don’t Need a Ph.D. 2016-09-30T04:00:00Z Steinert at the time pleaded guilty to using his work cell phone to send texts and a photograph of his penis to a college intern he met through his job. Report: District 67 officials did not conceal information in sexting scandal 2012-02-29T13:37:00Z How will Hank feel in a few years to have a published account of his ultrasound result, in a chapter on sex and gender: “‘legs splayed, as if to say, ‘Have you seen my penis?’ In ‘Nasty, Brutish, and Short,’ Kids Say the Most Epistemological Things 2022-05-04T04:00:00Z Short suggests we expand the use of microbicides to the penis. Beyond condoms: 4 more ways to cut the risk of catching an STD 2016-02-24T05:00:00Z He “just put a kaleidoscope filter” on his penis. Perspective | How Hannah Gadsby’s evisceration of Picasso helped her change stand-up comedy 2018-07-26T04:00:00Z Whatever you might have already heard about a frostbitten penis and a prince-on-prince physical confrontation, the most revealing chapter in Prince Harry’s new memoir, “Spare,” is one that book critics have largely ignored. Perspective | Prince Harry doesn’t need to explain himself anymore 2023-01-13T05:00:00Z Elkin is certainly not the first to rue these “sexual divisions,” or to rail against the implicit notion that “a penis were a requisite walking appendage, like a cane.” Take a walk on the Parisian side with Lauren Elkin's 'Flâneuse' 2017-02-23T05:00:00Z He has to massage his penis to encourage the reduction in the bend, and has already noticed an improvement. Peyronie’s disease: the penis condition that affects one in 10 men 2020-01-13T05:00:00Z It’s why we believe myths about the correlation between shoe size and penis size. Measure of my manhood 2012-12-29T00:30:00Z “Computer, what are some slang terms for ‘penis’?” Perspective | ‘Am I handsome?’ and other things I had asked Alexa before I knew my questions were being recorded 2019-05-28T04:00:00Z Members of the community – both white women and black men – are active on Twitter, where they share pictures of exceptionally large black penises and rough sex in which a black man clearly dominates. 'As a black woman I'm always fetishised': racism in the bedroom 2018-01-13T05:00:00Z It turns out some actually wore prosthetic penises. How prosthetic penises in shows like HBO’s "Minx" reinforce existing stereotypes and taboos 2022-03-28T04:00:00Z “Pine’s penis dazzles,” exclaimed Vulture, with its article going on to give a blow-by-blow account of the scene in which Robert takes an alfresco bath in a picturesque Scottish loch. Full frontal: why the fuss over Chris Pine's 'dazzling' penis? 2018-10-23T04:00:00Z Sine qua non being Latin for "owners of penises of a size that would surely only be an answer to a lady's prayer if she had carelessly left her g-spot in a different postcode". The Iraq War; Mothers, Murders and Mistresses; Confessions of a Male Stripper: First Cut – TV review 2013-05-30T06:00:17Z In that first episode, Nick sees Andrew's penis. Nick Kroll Turned His Embarrassing Puberty Stories into a New Series 2017-09-25T04:00:00Z What we did know was that tigers were heading for oblivion, reduced by shrinking habitats and a longstanding fondness among Chinese apothecaries for exotic animal penises. Rewind TV: Lost Land of the Tiger; Unequal Opportunities; Excluded; Spooks; Seven Days 2010-09-25T23:06:00Z The penises come in all shapes and sizes, and the fattened labia of her women are as rounded as peaches or a man's balls. Dorothy Iannone: art's original bad girl 2013-03-13T18:00:54Z Another classmate — now the prominent lawyer Max Stier — said he saw Kavanaugh with his pants down at a different party, where friends of his “pushed his penis into the hands of a female student.” Perspective | A book on Kavanaugh has real news. But it’s lost in the furor over a botched New York Times essay. 2019-09-16T04:00:00Z How could there not be with a man famous for having 13.5-inch-long penis when erect? “I’d go out in public wearing tight pants to shock people”: Life as the man with the world’s largest penis 2014-08-13T04:00:00Z It starts with the deceptively inert, flaccid penis. Animal penises’ amazing evolution 2012-06-12T15:40:00Z “I was talking to him, all of a sudden his penis was out,” she told the Times. James Franco accused of sexual misconduct by five women including former students 2018-01-11T05:00:00Z On the eve of “B & Me’s” release, Salon sat down with Hallman to talk about author photos, the conventions of literary criticism, and, of course, Nicholson Baker’s penis. Literary analingus: “What I really wanted to do with Nicholson Baker was have Emersonian sex with him” 2015-03-11T04:00:00Z “If you can’t take this, then how can you take a penis?” the doctor said, glaring at me while she shoved the massive, ice-cold, metal speculum deeper inside my vagina. I didn’t realize I was being trafficked 2015-08-08T04:00:00Z In the 2015 film "The Overnight," a character with a small prosthetic penis is comically obsessed about its size and his sexual performance. How prosthetic penises in shows like HBO’s "Minx" reinforce existing stereotypes and taboos 2022-03-28T04:00:00Z Michelson argued it’s not just about having a large penis; it’s what that penis signifies. Penis politics: Sex, size and stereotypes in the gay community 2014-01-12T18:00:00Z That essay linked to clips of Zelenskyy dancing, and even mentioned a Zelenskyy skit in which he appeared to play the piano with his penis. Why Zelenskyy's background in comedy really matters 2022-03-13T05:00:00Z “They’re shipping from the same factories in Chennai as the fake penis pills,” he said. Is Spam Trying to Tell Us Something? 2019-08-20T04:00:00Z And Tomisha, a transsexual escort, is in for an HIV test, while close friend Damian, who was born a woman, is concerned that he might have caught something from his own prosthetic penis. The Sex Clinic; Trauma Doctors: TV review 2013-04-12T06:00:11Z Sexualised animals will roam the live-work space with a raspberry beer, free of the true sex characteristics of their species, such as barbed penises or the inclination to eat their lover’s head after mating. Fancy dress is great role play – as long as you’re under 10 | Eva Wiseman 2019-10-27T04:00:00Z He then “lumbered to his feet and began to move toward Plaintiff with erect penis bouncing around with its stride.” Ill Doctrine 2012-06-11T15:44:00Z She offers a detailed recounting of getting inebriated at a party and looking up to find a penis in her face, which — having never touched a penis before — she accidentally brushed with her hand. Takeaways from Sundance’s secret Brett Kavanaugh documentary 2023-01-21T05:00:00Z “Nobody then used the word penis except perhaps for doctors.… You can’t explain to people, when you are writing about the past, how taboo things were then ….” Tama Janowitz memoir 'Scream' is strangely lacking; Elizabeth Hand reviews 2016-08-25T04:00:00Z Indeed, a mere five or so minutes into his show, the stage is full of men sporting enormous black rubber penises as they cavort with slave girls. One Thousand and One Nights: Dangerous liaisons 2011-08-09T20:30:02Z He checks their penises regularly for signs of ill health. Review: ‘Selection Day’ Presents India as Seen Through the Wickets 2017-01-03T05:00:00Z He put his mouth on her breast and placed her hand on his penis, she added — behavior she described as consensual, overwhelming and “controlled and initiated by him from beginning to end.” Thomas Roma, Photographer and Professor, Accused of Sexual Misconduct 2018-01-03T05:00:00Z Finally, Dodsworth wanted to move on from the penis project, which had seen her hailed as a champion for men: “How am I, a card-carrying feminist, a champion for penises, but not women and vulvas?” Me and my vulva: 100 women reveal all 2019-02-09T05:00:00Z A place called Abracadabra, where the urinals in the men’s bathroom were shaped like open, lipsticked mouths and the faucets in the ladies’ were designed to resemble penises. Bloody Awful Restaurants and the Critic Who Loves Them 2014-11-25T05:00:00Z I had a penis enlargement when I was about 32. It’s that special time of the month: episode two of the Vagina Dispatches! 2016-10-12T04:00:00Z It always amuses me that some men have to be trained to not expose their penises to women who have the misfortune of having to work with them --the men I mean. 5 Women Accuse the Architect Richard Meier of Sexual Harassment 2018-03-13T04:00:00Z What Ms. Lee said she detailed in writing was arriving at the architect’s apartment to find him wearing only a blue terry cloth bathrobe that was open in front, exposing his penis. 5 Women Accuse the Architect Richard Meier of Sexual Harassment 2018-03-13T04:00:00Z I struggled to identify and define myself in spite of the lousy stereotypes to which your penis apparently subscribes. John Mayer is still gross 2012-06-06T18:50:00Z Plenty of animated shows in the ribald genre talk about genitals; not many will show a cartoon penis. Amy Sherman-Palladino’s Newest Is an Amazon Pilot Standout 2017-03-17T04:00:00Z It is strange knowing that people all over the world are talking about my penis, but I am using this as an opportunity to raise awareness and save others from the pain I went through. Experience: I had an erection for three weeks 2019-08-23T04:00:00Z His wish is granted: He wakes up one day to find himself without a penis, leading to some of the movie’s best humor. Movie Review: ‘Bad Johnson,’ a Man’s Nightmare as Sex Farce 2014-05-01T23:03:11Z Warhol had drawn a penis dangling from his mouth. The Great Interview Magazine Caper 2018-06-16T04:00:00Z At one point during the interview, the singer held up his drawing of a cyan one-eyed monster with horns, a snakelike tongue and an exposed penis. Shane MacGowan Wants a Lot More of Life 2021-12-28T05:00:00Z Seated with its hands resting on its thighs and its penis delicately rendered, the animal stares ahead, with a suggestion of defiance and amusement all at once. Exhibition Review: Finding Ancient Egypt's Sense of Humor 2011-05-20T18:30:05Z They try to project strength with grand displays of force, in the “same way that a man who is insecure about his penis buys a motorcycle, takes up bodybuilding or invents the Tesla”. John Oliver on rise of authoritarianism: 'America needs to be careful' 2018-11-19T05:00:00Z Here we find her eye for rich, witty detail: The French nonagenarian Lothario with a penis pump and a meticulous list of the 67 women he'd loved. Isabel Allende is a star, but 'The Japanese Lover' doesn't shine 2015-11-12T05:00:00Z It won’t be the same as a penis, but it is amazing. Me and my penis: 100 men reveal all 2017-05-27T04:00:00Z Three years ago, just after I turned 50, I discovered a lump in my penis; hard, painful and the size of a pea. Experience: I had a 90-degree bend in my penis 2016-06-10T04:00:00Z That’s supposed to result in increases in muscle mass, and yes, a bigger penis. 6 things men will do for a bigger package 2017-04-16T04:00:00Z When someone once hazarded a joke about Trump’s penis size, the author writes, Melania replied, “Don’t say this — he’s a real man.” A New Book Brings Melania Trump Into (Slightly) Better Focus 2020-06-14T04:00:00Z "The whole time we're talking about this, I'm just looking at No. 1 with an asterisk" – referring to the list of ideas on a nearby white board – "snake penis." "The Problem with Jon Stewart" has a few issues, but nothing that a little tough love can't fix 2021-09-30T04:00:00Z The sight of Rick recoiling from a stranger’s monumental penis encapsulates in one raucously comic, shocking, concise image many of the male anxieties that ripple through this movie and in the larger world. | 'Hall Pass': Man-Child in the Promised Land, for a Whole (Pant! Pant!) Week 2011-02-24T22:54:48Z He not only accedes to shouted requests to remove his clothes, but, alas, begins manipulating his penis in time to the music. Glastonbury 2010: the sounds of success 2010-06-27T19:30:00Z It’s not illegal to be a wacky single dude who flirts and slaps butts and talks about his penis. My new hubby shoots upskirts 2013-03-05T01:00:00Z Can you imagine if Billy Bob Thornton's character had become Bad Santa so he could steal to fund his penis implant? Cameron Diaz in Bad Teacher: What's Her Motivation? 2011-06-24T09:00:00Z Its father stands looking down into the crib, naked below the waist, cradling his penis in his hands. Rereading Paula Fox’s “Desperate Characters” 2017-03-09T05:00:00Z “I began making penises in order to heal my feelings of disgust towards sex,” she wrote, describing how the process “gradually turned the horror into something familiar.” How Yayoi Kusama, the ‘Infinity Mirrors’ visionary, channels mental illness into art 2017-02-15T05:00:00Z How can you have sex without a penis?! The best sex tips you’ll ever hear — from a man with no penis 2014-08-19T04:00:00Z My penis, Rufus, is kind of a barometer of my health, my happiness and my fitness. Me and my penis: 100 men reveal all 2017-05-27T04:00:00Z But while nearly all of those breasts are real — if artificially enhanced, in some cases — those penises are not. ‘Minx’ Reveals That All Nudity Is Not Created Equal 2022-03-16T04:00:00Z Caroline shares a dream, “Lloyd’s head on a plate with a penis sticking out of his mouth,” and adds, “I said, ‘This isn’t what I ordered.’ ‘Love the Coopers’ and Other Films About Christmas Discontent 2015-11-13T05:00:00Z She's also close to her dying father, whom she talks to about imagining him naked "but without a penis". Attenberg, Dogtooth and the weird wave of Greek cinema 2011-08-26T23:04:02Z He had a tube in his penis, I had to change it. Jean-Claude Van Damme: 'I tried to play the system; I was blacklisted' 2012-08-10T22:44:55Z At around a year old, surgery was performed to entirely remove his penis, to castrate him, and he was told that he was a girl. "They're tired of explaining their own bodies": Intersex folks counter right-wing hate and shaming 2023-07-06T04:00:00Z It included work by himself and five others – including Andy Warhol, whose image was a neatly doodled penis. Dinosaur toys and golf clubs: the strange things astronauts take to the moon 2020-06-07T04:00:00Z I imagine putting my husband onto a gurney and attaching electrodes to his penis. Let’s Not Pretend to Be Who We Aren’t 2014-05-29T04:00:00Z Downs starts by snorting the longest line of cocaine I have seen onscreen and adds a scene in which a particular diner complains to a waiter about the severed penis in his pasta. Rediscovering an Ambitious Sketch Comedy That Never Caught On 2020-09-09T04:00:00Z In the summer of 2017, one male contestant was described as having “a penis like a baseball bat”; it was, unequivocally, a compliment. ‘I wanted a truncheon in my pants’: the rise of the penis extension 2018-09-22T04:00:00Z When dinosaurs roamed the ur-continent of Pangaea about 200 million years later, their penises roamed with them. Animal penises’ amazing evolution 2012-06-12T15:40:00Z What's the point of having a penis that is not fully functioning and does not even really look like one? Just don't call it a freak show 2010-04-30T23:07:00Z South Korean director Kim Ki-duk throws down the gauntlet with his opening setup, in which a maddened mother slices off her son’s penis in revenge for her husband’s infidelity. ‘Moebius’: a twisted, grotesque comedy 2014-08-28T04:00:00Z That decision was made by regulators who erred on the side of longer penises, to make sure as many as possible were protected from STIs. What comes in 66 sizes and vegan latex? The new generation of condoms 2017-10-23T04:00:00Z A rantallion is “one whose scrotum is so relaxed as to be longer than his penis, i.e. whose shot pouch is longer than the barrel of his piece.” The modern history of swearing: Where all the dirtiest words come from 2013-05-11T12:30:00Z Do you have any idea how many disembodied penises and context-free money shots I had to see to compile this list? The best of Vine porn 2016-10-27T04:00:00Z Then lie face down on a string cot and let the penis hang down through it. The Kama Sutra's lessons for modern lovers 2011-02-14T11:31:31Z First a chancre appeared on his penis, then crippling pains throughout his body and a rash of itching, weeping pustules covering his face and torso. Syphilis, sex and fear 2013-05-17T15:59:01Z Too bad Simon wasn’t hip and didn’t know that, according to the Urban Dictionary and every kid in third grade, a willy "is a term used in polite conversation instead of 'penis'." "American Idol" recap: Down to the final four 2010-05-12T12:13:00Z On Sunday night, a Russian soldier, walking out of a lake, revealed a flash of penis 26 minutes after 9pm – the time known, with unusual appropriateness in this case, as the “watershed” for family viewing. Flashing the flesh – a history of TV nudity 2016-02-02T05:00:00Z The moment that man took his penis out, my fantasies of an ideal study abroad experience in Florence disappeared. The myth of the good victim: As an American facing street harassment abroad, I wondered what it meant to be a “good victim” 2016-03-25T04:00:00Z Is it a meditation on the incompatibility of the sexes with additional penis jokes? Top Of The Lake: a mystery that's impossible to get a handle on 2013-07-13T05:00:00Z There's a photograph in the book of a horse with a giant pendulous penis and the caption: "The similarity to unicorns isn't the only reason that girls love ponies." Kristen Schaal: The toast of American comedy 2010-10-15T23:03:00Z In school, Huang’s friends would often tease him about what they assumed was the size of his penis, which was difficult when coming to terms with his sexual identity. Penis politics: Sex, size and stereotypes in the gay community 2014-01-12T18:00:00Z “I’m just fed up with you saying I’m boring and predictable and my penis is too small,” he says. “Sally4Ever” and “The Bisexual,” Reviewed: Women in Crisis, In and Out of the Bedroom 2018-11-09T05:00:00Z “Couples knew ‘penis into vagina’, but little on how to spice up their sex life. Taboo-busting sex guide offers advice to Muslim women seeking fulfilling love lives 2017-07-15T04:00:00Z "Dream with me," chirps Leslie of some minor civic proposal or other, ushering us into a future lined with golden clipboards, celestial stationery request forms and vanquished cartoon penises. Parks And Recreation is comedy at its sweetest 2013-03-02T06:00:00Z To protect the organ from rupturing under this intense force, a complex net of collagen fibers surrounds the outside of the penis, under the skin. Animal penises’ amazing evolution 2012-06-12T15:40:00Z The acne-colored woolen penis, meanwhile, robbed of its threat, becomes almost charming as an object of pity. What to See in New York Art Galleries This Week 2017-12-20T05:00:00Z Fangs protrude from the corners of her mouth, and even as her husband's white penis enters her dark, furry vagina, she keeps feeding on the skull in her hand. Do not underestimate the curse of Greer ? the Hindu goddess Kali is on my side 2010-10-03T21:31:00Z In that case, I don't think he first had an urge to do some violence and decided that his penis was the go-to weapon of choice. Scott Adams takes on Salon 2011-06-23T14:52:00Z A flashback in the opening scene reveals it was all a big misunderstanding involving the Jesus’ penis. Nobody Messes With the Jesus (Except for John Turturro) 2020-02-28T05:00:00Z Smith speaks endlessly about his penis; the local station graphics are still on screen. When we all smelled like teen spirit 2013-04-21T19:00:00Z Her husband did have one request: ‘Write that I have a nice penis.’ How to stay married. (Don't get divorced) 2017-06-17T04:00:00Z To put it bluntly, we have abnormally large penises banging away at vaginas and rectums for an abnormal amount of time. Making porn actors wear condoms is not the best way to protect us 2012-11-16T12:29:05Z I’m acutely aware that my penis can be a sexual weapon that can be used to violate a woman. Stitching together Cid's manhood: in the operating room for a female-to-male surgery 2015-09-10T04:00:00Z “There are only so many ways one can describe a penis,” he told British Esquire not long ago, “and I think I’ve covered most of them.” Alan Hollinghurst?s ?Stranger?s Child? Is a Departure 2011-10-31T21:57:27Z And his new gallery show, where the metal sculptures give off a distinct dungeon energy, also includes several photographs of his own — one frankly sexual, showing a flaccid penis, owner unidentified. At His Moment of Triumph, Arthur Jafa Is Looking for Trouble 2021-05-27T04:00:00Z In comparison, runner-up Venezuela performed just 473 penis enhancements, while Iran — the country with the lowest number — performed a mere 12. Germany performed the most penis enlargements in the world last year 2014-07-28T04:00:00Z Malaysia's censorship board advised the film's producer, Malaysian novelist Raja Azmi Raja Sulaiman, to cut a nude scene and drop the word Anu – the Malay word for penis – from the start of the title. Malaysia's first film with gay lead characters breaks taboo 2011-03-18T17:21:13Z A guy whose early tours including dancing girls in cages and an inflatable, enormous penis. Donna Summer: Disco diva and rocker 2012-05-18T01:26:00Z Worst film Most gruelling was Love, which never came alive, no matter how often the hero flashed his penis in our faces. Cannes 2015, week two report: perfect Pixar but Gus goes gooey 2015-05-24T04:00:00Z As long as crispy bull’s penis tastes that good, I’m all for digging deeper in the bin. Waste not want not: the art of trash cooking 2015-09-08T04:00:00Z To the mortified office worker who had accidentally walked in on her colleague in the restroom: “Oh, for God’s sake. It’s just a penis.” Perspective | The bracing truth and sadness in E. Jean Carroll’s advice columns 2019-06-25T04:00:00Z The media, it seems, has become fascinated with prosthetic penises while skirting the issue of why filmmakers and actors are avoiding actually baring it all. How prosthetic penises in shows like HBO’s "Minx" reinforce existing stereotypes and taboos 2022-03-28T04:00:00Z But male nakedness is itself comic; paunch and flab and wobble are funny – even Robert Carlyle isn't a hunk as such – and revealing your penis is the ultimate punchline. Magic Mike – review 2012-07-12T14:29:01Z “It just never crossed my mind to want more penises on TV,” she said. ‘Minx’ Reveals That All Nudity Is Not Created Equal 2022-03-16T04:00:00Z Alan read off 15 different words for “penis” to get a reaction out of her and used the best take. An oral history of Fame: 'We were dancing on cars in the epicentre of porn and filth!' 2020-08-19T04:00:00Z I believe you accidentally emailed me a photograph of someone’s penis. Perspective | He’s got some ‘smart replies’ for you, Gmail 2017-06-20T04:00:00Z We met Callie, an American trans woman who was waiting for bottom surgery, a procedure where a vulva and vagina are created from the penis and scrotum. 10 things you need to know about vaginas 2016-09-24T04:00:00Z Today, Shiva is represented by the “lingam,” or penis, for worship in temples. Let’s talk about the penis: From South Korea’s Penis Park to the Washington Monument, the phallus is everywhere 2015-12-02T05:00:00Z Why would a grown woman write “penis” on my hand? Interview With My Bully: The bully who asked me out 2012-05-22T00:00:00Z We sit on the couch together, looking at the penises. Y by Marjorie Celona – review 2013-02-15T19:19:01Z Some studies measure men’s penises in a flaccid – meaning soft or non-erect – state. No, really: Penises are not shrinking 2012-09-28T00:00:00Z I should point out here that at no stage had I mentioned the penis. Rude awakenings: Elizabeth Day 2011-04-02T23:07:50Z The penis travels the world, sending postcards back. The Tragic Death of Mark Baumer, a Prolific Poet and Environmental Activist for the Social-Media Age 2017-01-26T05:00:00Z Being able to stow your penis provides more than simple convenience. Animal penises’ amazing evolution 2012-06-12T15:40:00Z The doctor examines him, has a prod about, can't find much, takes out her probe, a stick with an evil little ring in the end, pushes into the end of Bombinge's penis, ouch! The Sex Clinic; Trauma Doctors: TV review 2013-04-12T06:00:11Z Unfortunately, Mr. Sue found the boy, and in addition to cutting off his head, severed the boy’s penis. Let’s talk about the penis: From South Korea’s Penis Park to the Washington Monument, the phallus is everywhere 2015-12-02T05:00:00Z The idyll comes to an end when the male partner dies during an act of erotic asphyxiation, and the woman, refusing to relinquish her happiness, cuts off his penis as a keepsake. DVDs: ?Oshima?s Outlaw Sixties,? Films by Nagisa Oshima 2010-05-15T02:28:00Z “You let me put my penis in your mouth, but you won’t let me put my T-shirts in your drawer?” Sharon Horgan: ‘I want adventures. I want to do stuff that's challenging’ 2020-02-23T05:00:00Z “We believe these graphs will help doctors reassure the large majority of men that the size of their penis is in the normal range,” lead author David Veale said. Here is the average penis length, according to science 2015-03-03T05:00:00Z For many men, the idea of an enormous penis may seem like a golden ticket, but it isn’t without complications. My life in sex: ‘An enormous penis isn’t without complications’ 2018-12-07T05:00:00Z All these other actors were in the dressing room getting penises with ribbons around them, and I had nothing. | Sexy Beast 2014-02-07T17:56:52Z "In our opinion," said the regulator, "Example wore a strap around his waist from which protruded at the front a pink object which resembled an erect penis." Seinfeld takes up hip-hop and Rowan Atkinson takes on the law – and wins 2013-01-22T16:18:04Z Of course, the conceptual punch line is the equation of screw and penis. Art Review: ‘Judith Bernstein: HARD’ at the New Museum 2012-12-20T23:01:31Z Five years ago, they made the Duke of Edinburgh his very own straw penis sheath. From camels to tinned fruit: the strangest diplomatic gifts 2015-10-25T04:00:00Z They also become confused about which is their penis, which is their pen. Interview: Gore Vidal 2021-10-21T04:00:00Z Like virtually every member of the male species, from Neanderthal Man to whatever Glenn Beck is, I grew up absolutely in love with my penis. Farewell, once-favorite organ: I am officially breaking up with my penis 2016-05-22T04:00:00Z Stafford said our fascination with penis size is inherently tied to capitalism. Penis politics: Sex, size and stereotypes in the gay community 2014-01-12T18:00:00Z Speaking to many of my heterosexual friends, that means they’ve seen only a handful of penises in the flesh, and they don’t always know what’s normal or not. Me and my penis: 100 men reveal all 2017-05-27T04:00:00Z I didn't think I would ever see a consultant urologist be asked to stand in a witness box and demonstrate how to hold a penis using a ballpoint pen casing. Extreme porn trial: well, thank you for that interesting anatomical lesson 2012-08-09T12:39:47Z The French word queue does indeed mean tail but it's also slang for penis. Independence Day fossil: Dippy the star-spangled dinosaur 2013-07-04T14:28:00Z The studio exec who passed on our film told Norman, "Take the penis off the cake" -- a marzipan likeness I had situated on a post-game buffet table. What's the best baseball movie? 2011-09-23T20:59:00Z He mocked the size of his own penis. Meet the new Howard Stern. He’d like to make amends for the old Howard Stern. 2019-05-15T04:00:00Z After applying some lipstick and changing the license plate on her car, the hit woman takes off her clothes, revealing two more things: the impressively trim body of Chloë Sevigny, and a plainly displayed penis. Television Review: ‘Hit & Miss,’ With Chloë Sevigny, on DirecTV 2012-07-10T22:31:12Z Tamper with such a monument and you might as well be drawing a penis on the Cenotaph. Top Gear, New Tricks, Lewis ? the television shows that won't die 2011-08-12T23:11:04Z He stood in front of me, his semi-erect penis at eye level, while I tried to get more information from Doug: What hospital? During a Night of Casual Sex, Urgent Messages Go Unanswered 2017-07-28T04:00:00Z But let’s take Limbaugh at face value, and just examine his idea from a scientific perspective. Have men’s penises truly shrunk over the past 50 years? No, really: Penises are not shrinking 2012-09-28T00:00:00Z But one newcomer grabbed all the headlines when the film opened the Toronto film festival: Chris Pine’s penis. Full frontal: why the fuss over Chris Pine's 'dazzling' penis? 2018-10-23T04:00:00Z “There’s tension and a narrative that’s more than just, ‘Sexy pizza man comes: he’s delivering a pizza and his penis!’ Porn without the visuals: I tried audio erotica – would it turn me on? 2019-11-07T05:00:00Z I probably shouldn’t admit this, but I don’t remember the boyfriend’s name, but I remember the name of his penis. What Judy Blume’s Books Meant 2015-06-01T04:00:00Z Fleas and some worms also have hugely proportioned penises. Animal penises’ amazing evolution 2012-06-12T15:40:00Z No, it was because it was much, much harder to accidentally Instagram a picture of your penis in the 1940s. Guard that property! Our reaction to Chris Evans' nudes reveals the remarkable power of Captain America 2020-09-16T04:00:00Z |
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