单词 | pee |
例句 | Having lived in Southern strictness, I knew when to keep quiet around adults, but I did want to ask him why he said I peed when I was sure he didn’t believe that. I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings 1969-01-01T00:00:00Z He smells like pee, but at least he has good manners. I Am Not Your Perfect Mexican Daughter 2017-10-17T00:00:00Z I can see the point of the boys’ washroom, because they pee differently, and also the boys’ yard, because of all the kicking and punching that goes on among them. Cat's Eye 1988-09-01T00:00:00Z “Butterflies. They get salts and minerals that way. And a lot of animals use pee to communicate with each other. I mean, I know that sounds pretty gross...but...” The Thing About Jellyfish 2015-09-22T00:00:00Z “They feel like peeing, and they just let loose!” and urinate on her front gate, says a woman who lives next to the church. Enrique's Journey 2006-02-21T00:00:00Z This was followed by shouts and squeals, and then Mouschi, who by that time had finished peeing, took off downstairs. The Diary of a Young Girl 1997-02-03T00:00:00Z The funny thing Billy wanted to show me was in his house, which was dark inside and smelled like pee, and was even messier than our house, although in a different way. The Glass Castle 2005-03-01T00:00:00Z Then I hid on the other side of Cade’s pickup so I could pee into that starved lake. 100 Sideways Miles 2014-09-02T00:00:00Z I figured this could officially count as an apology for making him drink my pee, too, if I worded it vaguely enough. Winger 2013-05-14T00:00:00Z From that point on, whenever the train stopped, a grown-up or two would hop out the window to pee and then quickly jump back in. A Place to Belong 2019-05-14T00:00:00Z “Why is Duke peeing in the middle of the scene?” Dog Squad 2021-05-11T00:00:00Z Easy enough to substitute someone else’s pee, if I’d had a vial of it in my pocket or met a potential donor in the rest room. Nickel and Dimed: On (Not) Getting By in America 2001-01-01T00:00:00Z Someone else pointed out how each time he screamed something he’d raise one foot off the ground, pointing it outwards, “like a dog doing a pee.” Never Let Me Go 2005-01-01T00:00:00Z I heard that one girl had to lie on the ground as Matt Thompson, a senior I used to think was cute, peed on her. The Freedom Writers Diary 1999-10-12T00:00:00Z “One time I was with Grandma on a bus and she made me pee in a Coke bottle.” Joey Pigza Swallowed the Key 1998-01-01T00:00:00Z Still peeing, Ben looks over at me, smirking. Paper Towns 2008-10-16T00:00:00Z ‘There's nothing wrong with him anyway. You should have seen him in the thunderstorm. He cried and blubbed, he was scared as anything – he peed with fright.’ I'm the King of the Castle 1970-09-03T00:00:00Z This diaper style probably works best when the babies are crawling outside and their pee just soaks into the dirt. The Queen of Water 1996-01-01T00:00:00Z “Go pee in the girls' bathroom downstairs,” Joey reminded. Winger 2013-05-14T00:00:00Z “Better put that on your lap, in case they pee.” Rules 2006-01-01T00:00:00Z Ben says, “And I’m peeing. Then when I finish peeing, I’ll get the stuff on my list.” Paper Towns 2008-10-16T00:00:00Z It’s nothing short of a miracle that the pee actually stays in. Clean Getaway 2020-01-07T00:00:00Z I almost peed my pants just like that one time at Maddie’s. From Twinkle, with Love 2018-05-22T00:00:00Z I beg with a little wiggle, as if I’m holding in my pee with great effort. A Place at the Table 2020-08-11T00:00:00Z Tane told Mary Lou about the wing structures of birds and evolution, and the time he had to pee on his little brother’s jellyfish bite to stop the sting. Beauty Queens 2011-05-24T00:00:00Z “Everything falls apart when you get old. Believe me, you don’t want to know how many times I used to get up during the night to pee.” The Fourteenth Goldfish 2014-08-26T00:00:00Z "I want to hear this very much. But I also have to pee really, really badly." The Inquisitor's Tale 2016-09-27T00:00:00Z Sweet mother of God, it felt good to pee. Winger 2013-05-14T00:00:00Z “He go’ pee all over you in a minute,” said Alice. Kindred 1979-06-01T00:00:00Z “It’s a serious thing. You could cause serious damage to your bladder by—” “Do you really have to pee?” The Sun Is Also a Star 2016-11-01T00:00:00Z "Why can't y'all hit the toilet, Canton? I mean, the hole is huge and somehow y'all figure out how to get pee all over the seat. All over the floor. All over the walls. How?" Look Both Ways 2019-10-08T00:00:00Z What if I was not supposed to pee standing up in Iran? Darius the Great Is Not Okay 2018-08-28T00:00:00Z You boys pee and we see you mother. Angela's Ashes: A Memoir 1996-09-05T00:00:00Z “The purifier works so well, you can even pee in it.” Uglies 2005-02-08T00:00:00Z I was nervous that my dog, Suki, would pee on her. Auggie & Me 2015-07-20T00:00:00Z And just then, Tommy Pawley, who was two years old, pulled down his bathing suit and peed right on the lawn. The Lemonade War 2007-04-23T00:00:00Z Think about peeing. “...this year to show I can be better. But then I fell asleep...” Winger 2013-05-14T00:00:00Z Aaron would eventually get up and I’d pee and force myself to interact with him, to get breakfast and hold down a few bites. It’s Kind of a Funny Story 2006-04-02T00:00:00Z His heart was pounding, and he remembered the hide-and-go-seek games of a long time ago, when he had lain flat on the ground, trying hard not to pee in his pants. Ceremony: 1977-03-01T00:00:00Z I ask, and start laughing at how ridiculous that is, and then Isabella is laughing too, and we both can’t stop, and I almost feel like I’m going to pee my pants. A Good Kind of Trouble 2019-03-12T00:00:00Z If I had to stand up there at that podium, I’d probably blurt out “octopus” and pee myself. The Benefits of Being an Octopus 2018-09-04T00:00:00Z “Can we get out now? I really have to pee. Does anyone else need to pee?” Summer of the Mariposas 2012-10-20T00:00:00Z All around the dormitory, just before ‘lights out’, was heard the tinkle-tinkle of little boys peeing into their pots. Boy: Tales of a Childhood 1984-01-01T00:00:00Z He says, I have to go, too, and when I unbutton my fly I can’t pee because he’s looking at me and he says,You were fooling.You don’t have to go at all. Angela's Ashes: A Memoir 1996-09-05T00:00:00Z “You must have a bladder like Lake Erie. I think empires rose and fell in the time it took you to pee. I could hear it the whole time.” American Gods 2011-06-21T00:00:00Z I pee and finish up and practically scream when I catch sight of myself in the mirror, thinking I’m actually a midget sneaking up behind myself to murder me in the Times Square Chevys. Better Nate Than Ever 2013-02-05T00:00:00Z Only one of us did anything near a sensational job—spinning on her chin—and the rest of us either peed our pants or couldn’t move in them. Better Nate Than Ever 2013-02-05T00:00:00Z I need to pee, but I hold it in. Lucky Broken Girl 2017-04-11T00:00:00Z I wonder what else has happened in this chair—people have probably peed on it, licked it, drummed their heads against it, and writhed around in it spouting gibberish. It’s Kind of a Funny Story 2006-04-02T00:00:00Z Suddenly, it is our turn and I think I have never had to pee so bad in my entire life. The Misfits 2001-10-01T00:00:00Z He was wiping up dog pee while a customer’s poodle puppy licked his face. Crenshaw 2015-09-22T00:00:00Z One of the older boys at the Home told me if you dipped someone’s hand in a warm glass of water whilst they’re asleep they don’t have any choice but to pee the bed. Bud, Not Buddy 1999-09-02T00:00:00Z It is natural for him to pee outside. A Step from Heaven 2001-04-30T00:00:00Z How do you ask a guy if it’s okay to pee standing up? Darius the Great Is Not Okay 2018-08-28T00:00:00Z “The numbers runner said he was going to cut him a new place to pee from. He went to the police and the police told him they couldn’t do anything until something happened.” 145th Street: Short Stories 2001-01-01T00:00:00Z He was in a hurry not only because he had to pee like a race horse, but also because he was dying to get to the mirror and see if he looked any older. Eleven 2014-01-06T00:00:00Z “The last time I was this scared, I peed myself.” Paper Towns 2008-10-16T00:00:00Z But they dragged pee with them and painted the floor with more of it. Everything Sad Is Untrue 2020-08-25T00:00:00Z “Be very careful when you aim, so that you don’t pee all over the floor.” When I Was Puerto Rican 1993-09-20T00:00:00Z You got used to it, though, the pee smell. The Stars Beneath Our Feet 2017-09-19T00:00:00Z He liked to tell stories about how difficult I was, peeing in luggage stores and running off in airports, because that’s what dads who get to be with their sons every day do. Everything Sad Is Untrue 2020-08-25T00:00:00Z I hadn’t yet encountered the foreign hairpins left in the bathroom like territorial dog pee on snowy hydrants, the lipstick marks placed strategically on pillows. Cat's Eye 1988-09-01T00:00:00Z Maybe because the puppy had just peed on his shoe. Crenshaw 2015-09-22T00:00:00Z Limeade green with a tint of yellow, which made me think that some little kids had probably peed in there. P.S. I Miss You 2017-09-26T00:00:00Z “I can’t make it, Radar. Get me something to pee in.” Paper Towns 2008-10-16T00:00:00Z He was tired and thirsty and sort of needed to pee. An Abundance of Katherines 2006-09-21T00:00:00Z “Um, are we feeling the need to pee, or is that just me?” Paper Towns 2008-10-16T00:00:00Z She giggled and said, “I have to go pee”; he nodded and finished off the beer. Ceremony: 1977-03-01T00:00:00Z So he adds, “Don’t worry about the pee. It doesn’t matter that there’s pee in the house; there’s already a tree in here.” A Bird Will Soar 2021-10-19T00:00:00Z “Then we peed in the empty soda bottles.” Lawn Boy Returns 2010-01-01T00:00:00Z Silent early morning dogs parade majestically picking and choosing judiciously whereon to pee. Cannery Row 1945-01-01T00:00:00Z Hannah would probably just judge me on my pee splatter patterns or something. From Twinkle, with Love 2018-05-22T00:00:00Z He came back with a glass of water and told me in a sour voice, “Get up. You peed in the bed.” I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings 1969-01-01T00:00:00Z I try to think of things that are not funny—socks, cancer, sports, genocide, my dead sister—anything to get me to calm down before I pee my pants. I Am Not Your Perfect Mexican Daughter 2017-10-17T00:00:00Z In the center of Baby Kochamma’s garden, surrounded by beds of cannae and phlox, a marble cherub peed an endless silver arc into a shallow pool in which a single blue lotus bloomed. The God of Small Things 1997-01-01T00:00:00Z I really did need to pee, even though I thought it would probably come out in sharp yellow ice cubes. Winger 2013-05-14T00:00:00Z “That’s what they call them here, guests. I think someday these guests are going to pee all over the carpet.” The Kite Runner 2003-05-01T00:00:00Z I'd seen them on little naked beggar boys at the market and once on my grandfather, who peed holy water, when I walked in on him in the bathroom ministering to his need. How the García Girls Lost Their Accents 1991-01-04T00:00:00Z Normally, I slept through everything—through thunderstorms, through Katz’s snoring and noisy midnight pees—so something big enough or distinctive enough to wake me was unusual. A Walk in the Woods 1997-11-01T00:00:00Z Twice in those years my mom peed on a plastic wand, and turned the diagnostic instrument blue. Counting by 7s 2013-08-29T00:00:00Z I was at the zoo once when I was ten on a class trip and I really needed to pee, right? An Abundance of Katherines 2006-09-21T00:00:00Z He pooped and peed like you wouldn’t believe, and it put me in a good mood every time he did. Endangered 2012-10-01T00:00:00Z The idea of being dunked in everyone’s pee—and God knows what else—is enough to give me a panic attack, and the chlorine makes my skin itch and eyes sting. I Am Not Your Perfect Mexican Daughter 2017-10-17T00:00:00Z “I can’t get him to drink, and he hasn’t peed or anything.” Endangered 2012-10-01T00:00:00Z Sitting on the toilet, trying to pee very quietly, I could see crepe myrtle petals stuck to my toes. The Secret Life of Bees 2002-01-01T00:00:00Z Then Joey told me, “Here’s all you gotta do, Ryan Dean. This is an easy one. All you gotta do is go downstairs and take a pee in the downstairs girls’ bathroom.” Winger 2013-05-14T00:00:00Z Manchee lifts his leg on practically everything till he must be running outta pee and then he heads off under a bush, burbling to himself, finding a place to do his other business, I guess. The Knife of Never Letting Go 2008-05-05T00:00:00Z I stood before her and hopped from foot to foot as if I had to pee. Joey Pigza Swallowed the Key 1998-01-01T00:00:00Z “I feel like I might start crying, and that I’m going to cry pee.” Paper Towns 2008-10-16T00:00:00Z Across from me, men can see if I pee. Black Brother, Black Brother 2020-03-03T00:00:00Z We’re in a new house, we have to pee and we want to explore. Angela's Ashes: A Memoir 1996-09-05T00:00:00Z Also, I never previously knew that if you mix a lot of pee with a little Bluefin energy drink, the result is this amazing incandescent turquoise color. Paper Towns 2008-10-16T00:00:00Z “Nice try. Anyone else have to pee before we get on the road?” Far from the Tree 2017-10-03T00:00:00Z I wake in the early morning, alone, needing to pee. The Cruel Prince 2018-01-02T00:00:00Z “I’ll tell them about the pee,” Axel says, already at the door. A Bird Will Soar 2021-10-19T00:00:00Z He stood there and peed into Aberdeen Lake. 100 Sideways Miles 2014-09-02T00:00:00Z The only time I see her get up is for a glass of milk or to pee. The Help 2009-02-10T00:00:00Z “A peon? Didn’t you see The Magnificent Seven? Peons was them folks what was so poor that the rich folks would just as soon pee on them as anything else.” The Watsons Go to Birmingham 1995-01-01T00:00:00Z I bet I’d get surprised looks if I told people I can breathe air without help or swallow my food or pee in the toilet. Insignificant Events in the Life of a Cactus 2017-09-05T00:00:00Z So I peed up against the frosted wall. Black Swan Green 2006-04-10T00:00:00Z Think about peeing. “...and my friends were concerned, so they woke me up and brought some…” Think about peeing. Winger 2013-05-14T00:00:00Z Reminded Genie of pee pads, those things little dogs who live in the house—not like Samantha—pee on. As Brave As You 2016-05-03T00:00:00Z Having a little pee in your pants had to be better than being dinner for some redneck. The Watsons Go to Birmingham 1995-01-01T00:00:00Z Actually, I peed my pants a little, but then I took a shower and changed into Maddie’s clothes and she swore she wouldn’t tell anyone. From Twinkle, with Love 2018-05-22T00:00:00Z This must be what pee and bile taste like. I Am Not Your Perfect Mexican Daughter 2017-10-17T00:00:00Z “Like I have to pee,” she says, smiling. The Sun Is Also a Star 2016-11-01T00:00:00Z Paul’s nose wrinkled at the smell of pee. The Chocolate War 1974-01-01T00:00:00Z One further note: The sled dogs came back from the glacier in late September, still before snow, and moved in and peed in their circles and in a wonderful way changed the dynamic of everything. This Side of Wild 2015-09-29T00:00:00Z Tell me, what post office did you ever pee in? Their Eyes Were Watching God 1937-09-18T00:00:00Z I rush through peeing and brushing my teeth so that I can be back there, with her. We Are Okay 2017-02-14T00:00:00Z “He can’t fight what his insides are telling him to do. Tree equals pee.” A Bird Will Soar 2021-10-19T00:00:00Z But I also feel rage, because why do I have this sick, panicky feeling when all I wanted was to stand up and stretch my legs and maybe pee? Internment 2019-03-07T00:00:00Z There's a stench coming out of the room, like sweat and pee and that vinegary smell of fresh vomit. What the Night Sings 2018-02-20T00:00:00Z As soon as I stepped inside that house, I smelled a horrible stink—cat pee mostly, just disgusting—but did that stop me? The Old Willis Place 2004-09-20T00:00:00Z When he had to pee, he went where they went—on the stairwell landing one floor up. Freakonomics: A Rogue Economist Explores the Hidden Side of Everything 2005-04-12T00:00:00Z I am dying to pee, on account of having had a large Coke during my break and not thinking to go to the bathroom since. The Misfits 2001-10-01T00:00:00Z The road is not particularly bumpy, but the shocks on the minivan leave something to be desired, so the pee swishes back and forth at the top of the bottle. Paper Towns 2008-10-16T00:00:00Z They all peed in the woods and then gathered fuel for a small fire. Homecoming 1981-01-01T00:00:00Z The dogs also peed on Herbie’s shack, but the permanent skunk smell on the premises was so strong the volunteer hardly noticed. The Milagro Beanfield War 1974-01-01T00:00:00Z I have to pee; I drank way too much water before I left the house. Landscape with Invisible Hand 2017-09-12T00:00:00Z They both listened to her shuffle around in there for about ten seconds, then she started coming back toward them, crying, “Mommy, Pauline did a caca in the bathroom last night and 1 can’t pee.” The Milagro Beanfield War 1974-01-01T00:00:00Z I peed and screamed—a little and not so little, respectively. Liar, Liar 2011-01-01T00:00:00Z By the end of the summer he has done the whole solar system, three times over, in pee. Cat's Eye 1988-09-01T00:00:00Z I wondered what he’d gone off to do, but come morning I found no remnants of anything alarming; he must have peed. Endangered 2012-10-01T00:00:00Z After the failed message I tried to send you, the one that got your stuff drenched in pee, I wait for the phone to ring. The Thing About Jellyfish 2015-09-22T00:00:00Z Thank God, again, it had something to do with peeing. Winger 2013-05-14T00:00:00Z The boys would have to pee looking at a floating earthworm in the toilet bowl. Purple Hibiscus 2003-10-01T00:00:00Z I guarantee they will never speak to you again, and after you’ve died, they will visit your grave only to pee on it. Americanized 2018-02-08T00:00:00Z She washed my hands and face with a damp cloth and then she brought the basin for me to pee in while she finished preparing the hot cereal. Bless Me, Ultima 1972-01-01T00:00:00Z Once, about a year or two ago, he was always wanting to stop off behind bushes and pee and play with himself awhile. The Heart is a Lonely Hunter 1940-07-29T00:00:00Z She spoon-fed Minerva, who was now unresponsive, and rag-washed her face and hands before taking her into the bush to pee and then bundling her back up. The Marrow Thieves 2017-05-10T00:00:00Z She ate breakfast quickly, then retreated up to the bathroom to pee and was washing her hands when Pet appeared. Pet 2019-09-10T00:00:00Z I needed to pee so bad, I sat rocking back and forth in a near-catatonic state, with my hand jammed down between my legs. Winger 2013-05-14T00:00:00Z Shin tried to hold it during the school day, but ended up peeing his pants a couple of times a week, usually when he and other students were working outside. Escape from Camp 14: One Man's Remarkable Odyssey from North Korea to Freedom in the West 2013-03-26T00:00:00Z “I can see how thirsty you are. I didn’t pee in it, I promise.” All the Light We Cannot See 2014-05-06T00:00:00Z The rest of us, meanwhile, are left to contemplate the pee in the cup holder. Paper Towns 2008-10-16T00:00:00Z I bring him out for a quick pee and give him his breakfast, and then we lie together on the couch and wait. Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda 2015-03-25T00:00:00Z “It’s not actually that different from all the times I’ve peed in there,” says Johnny. We Were Liars 2014-05-13T00:00:00Z Obviously he didn’t mean my peeing in the bed. I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings 1969-01-01T00:00:00Z They slept six in a bed, all their pee mixing together in the night as they wet their beds each in his own candy-and-potato-chip dream. The Bluest Eye 1970-01-01T00:00:00Z The last time I came downtown, I could smell pee everywhere. I Can Make This Promise 2019-10-01T00:00:00Z It is very distracting, having to pee this bad when you are listening to somebody pour out their life's story. The Misfits 2001-10-01T00:00:00Z So far it hasn’t made any difference except I do have to pee a lot more, and I miss soda. A Good Kind of Trouble 2019-03-12T00:00:00Z Rosie is peeing into the grass, her ears flat against her head, her trunk curled under her face. Water for Elephants 2006-05-26T00:00:00Z At night, the bar’s customers, in search of a bathroom, found their way to the rear of the building, where they peed against our walls or retched under the tree. When I Was Puerto Rican 1993-09-20T00:00:00Z Afterwards he never even peed normal like other kids—he held his hands behind him. The Heart is a Lonely Hunter 1940-07-29T00:00:00Z “After I defeat him with my superior pirate skills, we could let Franz loose and have him pee all over his door again. Would that make you feel better?” The Vanderbeekers of 141st Street 2017-10-03T00:00:00Z The waterfall splashed into the pool, reminding me that I needed to pee. We Are the Ants 2016-01-19T00:00:00Z “Some people even drink their own pee, you know.” The Thing About Jellyfish 2015-09-22T00:00:00Z Joey went inside the minimart, and I went around back and peed in the bushes. Winger 2013-05-14T00:00:00Z I had seen which ones tortured Alice Evans, who, even though we’d started sixth grade, still waited too long to pee and never wanted to say out loud that she had to go. When You Reach Me 2009-07-14T00:00:00Z For six to eight hours in a row, you never sit except to pee. Nickel and Dimed: On (Not) Getting By in America 2001-01-01T00:00:00Z Inside, after I’ve peed, I am walking down the hall from the bathroom to the living room and the walls are covered with all these photographs. The Misfits 2001-10-01T00:00:00Z “What do we do when we have to pee?” A Soft Place to Land 2021-09-14T00:00:00Z If you had such problems that you didn’t pee. It’s Kind of a Funny Story 2006-04-02T00:00:00Z You really did make him drink pee tonight, on top of everything else, didn’t you?” Winger 2013-05-14T00:00:00Z Then he pees on the roots of a baby bush. Paradise on Fire 2021-09-14T00:00:00Z “The tree house is halfway between our house and theirs. So if I have to pee, I’ll just come here.” Please Ignore Vera Dietz 2012-10-12T00:00:00Z Noodles started bouncing around like he had to pee. When I Was the Greatest 2014-01-07T00:00:00Z “If the tiny beach water isn’t made of pee now, after all these years of us peeing in it, a few ashes aren’t going to ruin it.” We Were Liars 2014-05-13T00:00:00Z I ask Lorena to help me with my dress while I pee. I Am Not Your Perfect Mexican Daughter 2017-10-17T00:00:00Z “No one was making you pee in a pan, the hospital has bathrooms.” What If It's Us 2018-10-09T00:00:00Z “I want to put some dog pee in his fancy Hydro Flask.” Finding Junie Kim 2021-05-04T00:00:00Z Sneaking out also requires some disgusting stuff—not brushing her teeth, peeing outside. A Heart in a Body in the World 2018-09-18T00:00:00Z “Everybody thinks pee is so gross, but it’s actually totally clean.” The Thing About Jellyfish 2015-09-22T00:00:00Z After the day at lunch when I talk about pee, I keep my mouth shut. The Thing About Jellyfish 2015-09-22T00:00:00Z “Around—” “Taking a pee, eh?” he said, referring, I gathered, to whoever was supposedly with me. Walk Two Moons 1994-06-30T00:00:00Z I have never heard the sound before, but I recognize it anyway: it is the sound of pee hitting the bottom of a beer bottle. Paper Towns 2008-10-16T00:00:00Z I bit into my egg and asked Baba if it was true what a boy in school had told me, that if you ate a piece of eggshell, you’d have to pee it out. The Kite Runner 2003-05-01T00:00:00Z It smelled gross down there, like pee or something. From the Desk of Zoe Washington 2020-01-14T00:00:00Z I sniff the air, wondering if she’s angry that the house smells like pee. The Queen of Water 1996-01-01T00:00:00Z Possibly I pee a little in my pants, here. Better Nate Than Ever 2013-02-05T00:00:00Z “Look, Sombo, can you believe that Number Twenty-Six has peed on her mat yet again? Is she too lazy or too stupid to get up in the night and go to the toilets?” Taking Flight: From War Orphan to Star Ballerina 2014-01-01T00:00:00Z Gum doesn’t blotch the sidewalks, it doesn't smell like pee, and there aren’t areas to avoid once the sun sets. The House That Lou Built 2018-06-12T00:00:00Z “Now I have to pee,” I said, which I did on the nearest tree. Wonder 2012-02-14T00:00:00Z Then pees on a third before coming to rest at Axel’s feet. A Bird Will Soar 2021-10-19T00:00:00Z When I reached a dark enough spot, a few steps into the trees, I slid my jeans down, and once my body adjusted to the freezing cold, I finally peed. Please Ignore Vera Dietz 2012-10-12T00:00:00Z Not the time for peeing: who/whatever’s back there might hear it. Clean Getaway 2020-01-07T00:00:00Z I splashed my face with water I wished were colder and hung out in there for about as long I would have needed if I really had to pee bad. Burning Blue 2012-10-25T00:00:00Z They tested the movement of her eyes, the sensitivity of her ears, the color of her pee. Al Capone Does My Shirts 2004-01-01T00:00:00Z Quickly, she lifted her skirt, dropped her undies, and peed on Charlie’s leg. Beauty Queens 2011-05-24T00:00:00Z I smell urine, as if someone has peed in his pants. Before We Were Free 2002-08-13T00:00:00Z In the soft, warm air floats the flat smell of blood, the sharp smell of pee, the floor bleach. Taste of Salt: A Story of Modern Haiti 1992-01-01T00:00:00Z A few times along the way, he stops to lift his leg and pee on bushes. A Soft Place to Land 2021-09-14T00:00:00Z After I pee, I find Maggie in the living room by herself and ask her if she knows where Lorena is. I Am Not Your Perfect Mexican Daughter 2017-10-17T00:00:00Z I would surely pee, and just as surely get a whipping. I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings 1969-01-01T00:00:00Z There are no tents, no highways, no peeing in the bushes, no lakes, no motels. Cat's Eye 1988-09-01T00:00:00Z “I can feel the pee all the way up to my rib cage,” he says. Paper Towns 2008-10-16T00:00:00Z Héctor toddled out, stepped out of his diaper, and aimed his pee in a wide arc toward the chickens pecking at worms near the acerola tree. When I Was Puerto Rican 1993-09-20T00:00:00Z He came out from under the bush, walked away a yard, and turned his back on Kingshaw, unzipping his jeans and peeing into the bracken. I'm the King of the Castle 1970-09-03T00:00:00Z That was one of the reasons why Archie had never been attracted to sports—he hated the secretions of the human body, pee or perspiration. The Chocolate War 1974-01-01T00:00:00Z She always drinks way too much Sprite when we come here and then spends 10 percent of the time peeing. From Twinkle, with Love 2018-05-22T00:00:00Z After about an hour, with day starting to break, we stopped to stretch our legs and let Rodney go for a pee. Never Let Me Go 2005-01-01T00:00:00Z “I know that. It’s my bullfighter name, remember? Also, I need to pee.” 100 Sideways Miles 2014-09-02T00:00:00Z I excuse myself and go to the small bathroom in the corner of the office to pee. Please Ignore Vera Dietz 2012-10-12T00:00:00Z But soon enough, he abandons that role for his true and faithful calling: needing to pee. Paper Towns 2008-10-16T00:00:00Z “Let’s go before they all keep peeing here.” A Soft Place to Land 2021-09-14T00:00:00Z I felt around me to see if I was on an incline, decided I wasn’t, and lay on one side and peed as quietly as I could. Fallen Angels 1988-01-01T00:00:00Z Outside, Spot rushes to his favorite tree and pees. Ninth Ward 2010-08-16T00:00:00Z It always takes a few seconds for me to start peeing after all the equipment has been properly set up, and so I stood there for a second, waiting, and then I started peeing. Paper Towns 2008-10-16T00:00:00Z In the washroom the two of them sit side by side in separate cubicles, talking over the noise of gushing pee, while I stand in front of the mirror, listening in. Cat's Eye 1988-09-01T00:00:00Z It is fun, for now, Ben needing to pee and us needing him to hold it. Paper Towns 2008-10-16T00:00:00Z “He peed,” said one of the girls, pointing at my brother. Between Shades of Gray 2011-03-22T00:00:00Z I was convinced I would explode in a shower of pee and guts right there on the stairs. Winger 2013-05-14T00:00:00Z I wonder if she suspects I'm flushing more than pee. Burning Blue 2012-10-25T00:00:00Z It smelled of cat pee, garbage, mold, mildew, all the stale odors that had been locked in the house with Miss Lilian. The Old Willis Place 2004-09-20T00:00:00Z And the shopping went on and on until Doc Dad said he had to pee really bad. Winger 2013-05-14T00:00:00Z I sat up and stretched, yawned, walked over between two big boulders to pee. We Were Here 2009-10-05T00:00:00Z I brush my teeth, I pee, I wash my hands, and pull my hair back in a rubber band I brought with me. We Are Okay 2017-02-14T00:00:00Z Ted Lavender popped a tranquilizer and went off to pee. The Things They Carried 1990-01-01T00:00:00Z There are times I feel like I’m the kid screaming at the bottom of the well, and my dog runs off to pee on trees instead of getting help. Challenger Deep 2015-04-15T00:00:00Z “It was pee!” one of them shouted at us. Paper Towns 2008-10-16T00:00:00Z “Oh, and you know who else drinks their pee?” The Thing About Jellyfish 2015-09-22T00:00:00Z She tries to feed Alphie bread soaked in tea but he won’t eat it till she sprinkles it with sugar and when he’s finished he smiles and pees all over her lap and we’re delighted. Angela's Ashes: A Memoir 1996-09-05T00:00:00Z “First, I’m going to give you a quick checkup. Then we’re going to run some tests. Not awful tests, but we have to draw blood and you have to pee in a cup.” Joey Pigza Swallowed the Key 1998-01-01T00:00:00Z “I’m going to make some allowance for your sherry—up to a point. But you keep your hands off me. What is all this about peeing on people?” Song of Solomon 1977-01-01T00:00:00Z It occurs to you that you could stay this way, not forever necessarily, but until you could no longer hold your pee. Odd One Out 2018-08-09T00:00:00Z Think about peeing. “...first day of classes because I want to try so hard...” Winger 2013-05-14T00:00:00Z But that could just have been part of the spell-thing-whatever-it-is she’d been working on me ever since she caught me peeing in the girls’ bathroom. Winger 2013-05-14T00:00:00Z Tired, hungry, and desperate to pee, but not falling into oblivion. Uglies 2005-02-08T00:00:00Z I didn’t tell her I had peed in my soda bottle some, too. Because of Mr. Terupt 2010-10-11T00:00:00Z The dogs were peeing too, and Pasqual would probably burst into tears when he saw what these mangy beasts had done to his beautiful grass. Lawn Boy Returns 2010-01-01T00:00:00Z She said she had to pee, but that was a lie too, because I heard her on the phone. Absolutely Almost 2014-06-01T00:00:00Z So I got out of bed, tiptoed to the bathroom, peed, and did my usual slow- motion Ninja walk to get down our squeaky stairs without waking up the ’rents or Jeffrey. Drums, Girls, and Dangerous Pie 2004-01-01T00:00:00Z Usually when groups of adults want to speak to me it’s because a grandparent has died or I’ve let Feather pee on somebody’s flower bed. Better Nate Than Ever 2013-02-05T00:00:00Z I could have peed in my pants right then and not even known it. Winger 2013-05-14T00:00:00Z The greyhound shook herself indignantly, trotted out into the middle of the green lawn, and peed directly onto the royal grass. The Inquisitor's Tale 2016-09-27T00:00:00Z I would never do that, no matter how many times I made him drink pee. Winger 2013-05-14T00:00:00Z It wasn’t until after two people had come into the bathroom to pee that I decided to wake her up. Paper Towns 2008-10-16T00:00:00Z And on second thought, he kind of does need to pee. Paper Towns 2008-10-16T00:00:00Z So I drop the pill into the toilet and pee on it for good measure, then flush, happy to medicate whatever foul creatures live in the sewers. Challenger Deep 2015-04-15T00:00:00Z The one where if you have to pee, you better have a sweatshirt to tie on the doorjambs and squat at just the right spot so that you have some curtain of privacy? Like Vanessa 2018-03-13T00:00:00Z I found a tree and peed and then went toward our chopper. Fallen Angels 1988-01-01T00:00:00Z Poor Ravi had nearly peed in his pants and passed out. Shooting Kabul 2010-06-22T00:00:00Z “Oh. Right. Okay. Got it. No problem. I am so with you. I can’t even pee if there’s someone in the next stall. Major shy bladder syndrome.” American Gods 2011-06-21T00:00:00Z I smiled at the guard at the fence and said I had to go pee in the bushes and would be right back. Endangered 2012-10-01T00:00:00Z Having to pee so badly all the time must have made it hard for her to concentrate. When You Reach Me 2009-07-14T00:00:00Z A boy pedaled by and announced matter-of-factly, ‘I pee on dirty Mexicans.’ Hunger of Memory 1982-01-01T00:00:00Z Even her meaty breath and the tiny pee she took on my sleeping bag were wonderful. Please Ignore Vera Dietz 2012-10-12T00:00:00Z I started to say something about peeing for myself but then I saw that both of my arms were bandaged. Fallen Angels 1988-01-01T00:00:00Z “Not before you take a pee, you don’t,” Bloom threatened loudly, losing the sunshine in his voice. The Milagro Beanfield War 1974-01-01T00:00:00Z “You’re joking, right? One time, a mouse found its way inside our cabin at camp, and I almost peed in my pants and died.” A Soft Place to Land 2021-09-14T00:00:00Z In an apartment house, you could knock off five or six families at one time even though the places all seemed to smell of pee. The Chocolate War 1974-01-01T00:00:00Z More than that, though, I really had to pee. Darius the Great Is Not Okay 2018-08-28T00:00:00Z “Way the dog acts. Scared to pee, almost,” I say. Shiloh 1991-01-01T00:00:00Z If one of us is off sneaking a cigarette or a pee, the others will do their best to conceal her absence from the enforcers of corporate rationality. Nickel and Dimed: On (Not) Getting By in America 2001-01-01T00:00:00Z “I peed in a shrimp tank—don’t ask me which one. I don’t remember. And I left water running in the kitchen sink.” The House of the Scorpion 2002-01-01T00:00:00Z It takes us longer than usual to get to the park because we keep having to stop so a different dog can pee. A Soft Place to Land 2021-09-14T00:00:00Z For once, I’m really trying to pee, not just talk about folk. The Skin I'm In 1998-10-16T00:00:00Z Then he takes two steps, picks up his hind leg, and pees on the wall. The Truth as Told by Mason Buttle 2018-01-23T00:00:00Z “You can let her pee now,” he said. The Inquisitor's Tale 2016-09-27T00:00:00Z If the stools were firm, I could usually fish them out with a cup and flush them down the toilet, but I never knew if the babies peed. Three Little Words: A Memoir 2007-12-27T00:00:00Z I know that pee and sweat are sterile, and that before the universe existed there was no color, no sound, no light, no air. The Thing About Jellyfish 2015-09-22T00:00:00Z I must have had a pee ratio of three to one in Nam versus the amount of times I had peed in Harlem. Fallen Angels 1988-01-01T00:00:00Z “Because people pee in there all the time,” Brittani explained with assurance. Beauty Queens 2011-05-24T00:00:00Z “I think Mom scared him. She was sweeping the hall, and she caught him peeing on the couch. So she chased him with the broom, and I haven’t seen him since.” A Mango-Shaped Space 2003-04-16T00:00:00Z Dicey stood up and went around the far corner of the house to pee behind a large evergreen bush. Homecoming 1981-01-01T00:00:00Z Adah was laughing so hard in the backseat I thought she was going to pee on herself. The Poisonwood Bible 1998-01-01T00:00:00Z In the toilet he wanted to share with them the laurels of being able to pee far and long. The Bluest Eye 1970-01-01T00:00:00Z She hated the smell of pee and bleach, and she hated the blue tiles on the wall to remind you where you were, as if the urinals didn’t make it obvious enough. George 2015-08-25T00:00:00Z My eyes are closed and pee is about to pour outta me like water. The Skin I'm In 1998-10-16T00:00:00Z I know that because the twins were puppies that year, and they kept pretending to pee on me. Merci Suárez Changes Gears 2018-09-11T00:00:00Z Like last night, she told me about the time she peed her pants waiting in line for a roller coaster. The Miscalculations of Lightning Girl 2018-05-01T00:00:00Z When I have to pee, I just pull it, lean over the rail, and do it very quickly. Krik? Krak! 2015-12-15T00:00:00Z One after another, all of the other dogs pee on the exact same spot. A Soft Place to Land 2021-09-14T00:00:00Z He is laughing, and complaining that laughing makes him need to pee more. Paper Towns 2008-10-16T00:00:00Z Ruth May peed in her pants just because Father coughed out on the porch. The Poisonwood Bible 1998-01-01T00:00:00Z “Have you ever had to pee really bad?” she asks. The Sun Is Also a Star 2016-11-01T00:00:00Z “How do you think mermaids pee? I always wondered ’cause they have those tails and stuff?” Beauty Queens 2011-05-24T00:00:00Z “I’m so excited about this, Natalie. Can you believe it? Can I cut first? I wanna see the heart. And maybe the bladder. Frog pee: gross or cool?” The Science of Breakable Things 2018-03-06T00:00:00Z Granted, the kids in my neighborhood would have taken candy by the fistful while cackling with villainous laughter, and they probably would have peed on the note for good measure. Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda 2015-03-25T00:00:00Z “Gold,” he whispered, and immediately, like a burglar out on his first job, stood up to pee. Song of Solomon 1977-01-01T00:00:00Z The acrid smell of the dark-yellow pee blended into the fragrance of the cereal. Bless Me, Ultima 1972-01-01T00:00:00Z I’d already made the decision not to leave my bedroom, even though I really had to pee, because I didn’t want to see Dr. Doris. The Science of Breakable Things 2018-03-06T00:00:00Z We pee into the bucket by the bedroom door and run down stairs for the warmth of the fire Dad has already started. Angela's Ashes: A Memoir 1996-09-05T00:00:00Z It’s so weird to him that if he has to pee, all he’s gotta do is walk like fifteen feet to the little bathroom. Clean Getaway 2020-01-07T00:00:00Z “I know, but what if you have to pee during the night? Or what if you need a drink of water?” Please Ignore Vera Dietz 2012-10-12T00:00:00Z As soon as I heard the sound of the chopper engines I had to pee. Fallen Angels 1988-01-01T00:00:00Z It has been one entire hour since Ben announced that he needed to pee, and the reason for this is simple: he is sleeping. Paper Towns 2008-10-16T00:00:00Z Joon looks up, sticks his tongue out even farther, and shoots a clear line of pee into his pile of bubbles. A Step from Heaven 2001-04-30T00:00:00Z I want to ask him what he’s talking about for even if I’m bursting I feel strange peeing into a pot with roses and maidens cavorting, whatever they are. Angela's Ashes: A Memoir 1996-09-05T00:00:00Z Then she walked back through the living room, wearing yesterday's clothes, trying really hard not to smell like pee. Eleanor & Park 2013-02-26T00:00:00Z “Have you peed somewhere and wish to tell me about it?” Throne of Glass 2012-08-07T00:00:00Z I didn’t know anything about that Gus, but I did know that if Calista was yelling-whispering at him in the bathroom when she said she had to pee, then he probably wasn’t very nice. Absolutely Almost 2014-06-01T00:00:00Z The first thing that baby did was pee in the doctor's face. The Bell Jar 1963-01-14T00:00:00Z There was no way I was getting out of this without smelling like rotten eggs, and I still had to pee so bad. Here to Stay 2018-09-08T00:00:00Z The Altaian woman waddled to the corner, grunted, and peed into a tin can. Between Shades of Gray 2011-03-22T00:00:00Z When he got to the end of the bed where he thought Maria couldn’t see him, he tried to pee silently. The House of the Scorpion 2002-01-01T00:00:00Z I thought he was peeing on and marking the porch. This Side of Wild 2015-09-29T00:00:00Z He could almost see himself leading a squadron of bats into battle, stunning the rats, saving the Underland from—“Ge-go, I pee!” announced Boots. Gregor the Overlander 2003-09-01T00:00:00Z I’m given two plastic containers—one to pee into and one to hold the decanted sample—and sent down the hall to an ordinary public rest room. Nickel and Dimed: On (Not) Getting By in America 2001-01-01T00:00:00Z And even when some of them were soaked in pee, everybody would be happy. Everything Sad Is Untrue 2020-08-25T00:00:00Z Jaimito crawls around the floor like a real savage and pees in little puddles that I wipe up with a towel from the kitchen. The Queen of Water 1996-01-01T00:00:00Z And, unfortunately, at that moment I realized that all my pee-mantra meditations with Mr. Farrow and the recounting of the story actually did make me want to pee, but I wasn’t about to move, either. Winger 2013-05-14T00:00:00Z And couldn’t pee proper to save their lives. The Bluest Eye 1970-01-01T00:00:00Z My mother gasps as I fall onto the seat with a painful thump, and then fusses as I pee all over my gown. The Running Dream 2011-01-11T00:00:00Z A German word, slang for “wimp," that literally means “a man who sits to pee." An Abundance of Katherines 2006-09-21T00:00:00Z “Endless thirst, lots of pee, sweet breath. Fig has diabetes.” Sir Fig Newton and the Science of Persistence 2022-03-22T00:00:00Z “Was it animal pee or human pee?” someone asked. Paper Towns 2008-10-16T00:00:00Z One night there’s a freak early snowfall, and in the morning when I wake up and look out my bedroom window there are the supercharged initials, etched in pee on the white ground, already melting. Cat's Eye 1988-09-01T00:00:00Z There’s also this sensation building, like I have to pee or something. I Am Not Your Perfect Mexican Daughter 2017-10-17T00:00:00Z She lifts me and grabs the bedpan, trying not to spill the pee all over the bed. Lucky Broken Girl 2017-04-11T00:00:00Z I pee out the extra water inside me and strip. Wintergirls 2009-03-19T00:00:00Z So I go meekly into the rest room, wash my hands, and then pee, which I am allowed to do with the door shut, and our little parody of medical care is complete. Nickel and Dimed: On (Not) Getting By in America 2001-01-01T00:00:00Z In Calculus, I drew Joey a cartoon of Screaming Ned, and he started to laugh so hard, I thought he was going to pee his pants. Winger 2013-05-14T00:00:00Z It was there, sitting in an upholstered chair that felt moist, like someone might have peed in it and the whole thing never dried right, that the doctor told her the news. Counting by 7s 2013-08-29T00:00:00Z And behind that is the refrigerator, or cooler, which currently contains the 210 beers that Ben has not yet peed into, the turkey- that-looks-like-ham sandwiches, and some Coke. Paper Towns 2008-10-16T00:00:00Z Just for the heck of it, I tested my grammar-checker on this sentence: “After peeing on the rug, Paris scolded her Chihuahua.” Woe Is I 1996-01-01T00:00:00Z Nor did a baby boy stand up to pee out of them. Song of Solomon 1977-01-01T00:00:00Z I waddled slowly to the bathroom so I could handle my business—the post-sleep pee—which was interrupted by another knock at the door. All American Boys 2015-09-29T00:00:00Z “I do them and they’re done. It’s almost like, you know, peeing?” It’s Kind of a Funny Story 2006-04-02T00:00:00Z The hall reeks, as always, of cat pee and moldy carpets, and through the thin walls, I can hear neighbors shouting at each other, a TV’s volume cranked high, a wailing baby. Warcross 2017-09-12T00:00:00Z I couldn’t say yes and tell them how he had loved me once for a few minutes and how he had held me close before he thought I had peed in my bed. I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings 1969-01-01T00:00:00Z “No, no: with slug juice mixed with dog pee.” Wonder 2012-02-14T00:00:00Z I will not pee into a bottle in front of this woman. Without Refuge 2018-04-01T00:00:00Z I could even hear the pee!” he cried out. Bless Me, Ultima 1972-01-01T00:00:00Z I wanted to stop peeing but couldn’t, of course. Paper Towns 2008-10-16T00:00:00Z At two in the morning, again at four, she made the trip, peered out into the dark street, solitary except for a pair of police and cats peeing in the snow. Jazz 1992-01-01T00:00:00Z That smell of him—not the pee, but that fur and skin smell—makes the middle of me warm. The Truth as Told by Mason Buttle 2018-01-23T00:00:00Z It was Ben, his feet fidgeting in fast-motion like he needed to pee or something. Paper Towns 2008-10-16T00:00:00Z Chas, Joey, and Kevin all joined in at the appropriate time while I continued the liberation of my unstoppable torrent of pee. Winger 2013-05-14T00:00:00Z “Oh my god, I get to pee by myself. I can’t wait.” They Both Die at the End 2017-09-05T00:00:00Z I did need to pee, but mostly I just needed to be away from the human voice. Paper Towns 2008-10-16T00:00:00Z At 3:10, he announces, “Actually, I really need to pee. Really.” Paper Towns 2008-10-16T00:00:00Z Sometimes he writes in pee, on the thin edge of sand or on the surface of the water. Cat's Eye 1988-09-01T00:00:00Z Remember when I told you, that day in the cafeteria, that different animals use pee to communicate? The Thing About Jellyfish 2015-09-22T00:00:00Z My knees were shaking and I had to pee so bad I didn’t know what to do. 145th Street: Short Stories 2001-01-01T00:00:00Z Everybody started scrambling to move suitcases as the pee river chased them around the shop. Everything Sad Is Untrue 2020-08-25T00:00:00Z “No way, Stef. For every sip of salt water, you pee two.” Adrift 1986-01-01T00:00:00Z Bull walked back to the open door and said, “Pit stop. Head run. Get the dog out and let him lift his leg. Everybody out who needs to pee.” The Great Santini 1976-01-01T00:00:00Z Maybe he’s suffering from middle cat syndrome and peed to get attention. A Mango-Shaped Space 2003-04-16T00:00:00Z The air stank of cat pee and mildew. The Old Willis Place 2004-09-20T00:00:00Z I can tell he’s happy to be able to actually walk down the street, instead of just peeing on the patch of grass in front of the building. A Soft Place to Land 2021-09-14T00:00:00Z He made friends with every tree he came to—I never knew one dog could pee so often or so much. Each Little Bird That Sings 2005-03-01T00:00:00Z When some of his close colleagues would visit, he would say to them, “Listen, I have to pee. Would you mind helping? Are you okay with that?” Tuesdays with Morrie 1997-01-01T00:00:00Z I decided I wouldn’t pee on her if her heart was on fire. I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings 1969-01-01T00:00:00Z Believe me, it gives you a queer feeling to sit down in the dark to pee and hear a voice right behind you declare, “Sister, God is great!” The Poisonwood Bible 1998-01-01T00:00:00Z “When those nuns say they have eyes everywhere, they are not kidding. I didn’t pee at school for the first two years. I wore a pee pad.” Beauty Queens 2011-05-24T00:00:00Z I’ve seen Snout pee on T. Ray’s boot and it not get a rise out of him. The Secret Life of Bees 2002-01-01T00:00:00Z “You should. Do that in front of me. Okay? Please. Good. I have to pee.” Leah on the Offbeat 2018-04-24T00:00:00Z “Uh . . . Lena, I have done some things in my life. Some things I don’t feel too good about. But I swear to God I never peed on you.” Song of Solomon 1977-01-01T00:00:00Z One day I’m chopping carrots, when suddenly I feel like I’m peeing. The Queen of Water 1996-01-01T00:00:00Z He might, after all, just have slipped away to the woods to pee. Homecoming 1981-01-01T00:00:00Z “I have to pee,” Pita piped up, squirming around in the backseat. Summer of the Mariposas 2012-10-20T00:00:00Z As if to convince me that life was totally normal, Otto stood on the edge of a branch and took a long pee. Endangered 2012-10-01T00:00:00Z Finally I slink off to the drugstore with some pee in a bottle, feeling like a criminal. Cat's Eye 1988-09-01T00:00:00Z After exploring every table leg and piece of furniture, the puppy stopped, made sure all of us were watching, then squatted and peed right there on the carpet! Out of My Mind 2010-03-09T00:00:00Z “Now you know how they feel when they see you, eh? Scared enough to pee in their pants! He he!” Grendel 1971-01-01T00:00:00Z So when I woke up around two o’clock, needing to pee, I actually did consider using the empty Gatorade bottle I had saved from my dinner in bed. Winger 2013-05-14T00:00:00Z Daily shoplifters, bums peeing on the front door, and the occasional armed robbery discourage job seekers. Speak 1999-10-01T00:00:00Z “How would I know! What, am I an expert in the study of pee?” Paper Towns 2008-10-16T00:00:00Z We heard him mumbling to himself When I had to pee, he ignored my knocking, probably because he was concentrating so hard. Kira-Kira 2004-02-01T00:00:00Z As I squatted on the grass at the edge of the woods, the pee felt hot between my legs. The Secret Life of Bees 2002-01-01T00:00:00Z “Will we get a lot of questions about gargling with pee?” The Smartest Kid in the Universe 2020-12-01T00:00:00Z Big bottles, the kind of bottles that even Ben’s pee can’t fill. Paper Towns 2008-10-16T00:00:00Z I wash up and coax myself to pee, silently thanking Fred for standing with his back to the small observation window that looks into my cell. Internment 2019-03-07T00:00:00Z At auditions, I was afraid I’d freeze up and forget all my lines or pee my pants or something. P.S. I Miss You 2017-09-26T00:00:00Z He shook his finger at Ian and stalked around in a way that was probably supposed to be menacing but, in Frankie’s opinion, made the coach look as if he needed to pee. Time Bomb 2018-03-13T00:00:00Z Even though Djo is so still, he is alive, and so, like everybody, he needs to pee. Taste of Salt: A Story of Modern Haiti 1992-01-01T00:00:00Z The dog stopped to pee on a tree and Tyler snapped the picture. Thirteen Reasons Why 2007-10-18T00:00:00Z They charge past and head for the first tree at the end of the walk, the one with the small please don’t pee on me sign nailed to it. A High Five for Glenn Burke 2020-02-25T00:00:00Z I’m sitting on the curb in front of our building next to the tree with the please don’t pee on me sign. A High Five for Glenn Burke 2020-02-25T00:00:00Z He grinned at me over his shoulder as if I should be honored to watch him pee. We Are the Ants 2016-01-19T00:00:00Z After I finished peeing, I switched off the light in the bathroom and headed down the hallway to bed. Winger 2013-05-14T00:00:00Z Not the kind of guy you’d expect to see shooting geysers of pee at freshmen. Paper Towns 2008-10-16T00:00:00Z A flight attendant showed us the bathrooms, and I thought: Where does the pee go when we’re in the sky? How Dare the Sun Rise 2017-05-16T00:00:00Z “Can you really pee in a purifier? And then drink it, I mean?” Uglies 2005-02-08T00:00:00Z It feels like having to pee, except it's not actually pee. Leah on the Offbeat 2018-04-24T00:00:00Z “Calvin peed on me. He couldn’t help it. I need a shower. Right now.” The Truth as Told by Mason Buttle 2018-01-23T00:00:00Z Mark hated the neighbor’s cat because it peed all over his vegetable garden. Far from the Tree 2017-10-03T00:00:00Z I mean this boy had to pee and pee bad. The Great Santini 1976-01-01T00:00:00Z Tank goes last, and right after that, Rollie goes to pee on it again. A Soft Place to Land 2021-09-14T00:00:00Z I had quite a lot to ponder as I sat on that airplane, and incidentally I still had to pee. The Poisonwood Bible 1998-01-01T00:00:00Z Seeing this, Mamita had me pee in a cup and then she poured my warm urine over the cracked flesh, gently rubbing it in. The Queen of Water 1996-01-01T00:00:00Z She mumbled something about having to pee and walked back into El Mar. The waitstaff were all busy cleaning up and putting the tables back in order. Shadowshaper 2015-06-30T00:00:00Z What are they planning—to cut out my bladder if I fail to produce a testable volume of pee? Nickel and Dimed: On (Not) Getting By in America 2001-01-01T00:00:00Z After we peed, we climbed back into the truck and watched as Dad closed the doors. The Glass Castle 2005-03-01T00:00:00Z Here, at least, I don't need to wait for someone to unlock a door to let me pee. Born Behind Bars 2021-09-07T00:00:00Z They're just people—elegant, rich, white people, yes, but they have to pee and burp just like everyone else. You Bring the Distant Near 2017-09-12T00:00:00Z Being in the dark forced my brain to concentrate more on the smell, which was mostly laid-over pee. The Stars Beneath Our Feet 2017-09-19T00:00:00Z “Me too,” he said, even though if it wasn’t for him having to pee, he probably would’ve been asleep. As Brave As You 2016-05-03T00:00:00Z Using my right hand, I pivot the recliner away from the door in time for me to run out behind the cottage to pee. Love, Hate & Other Filters 2018-01-16T00:00:00Z “Sorry, I just have to pee,” Genie said, gliding through the kitchen and on to the bathroom. As Brave As You 2016-05-03T00:00:00Z Two guys headed toward the edge of the rocks to pee. Please Ignore Vera Dietz 2012-10-12T00:00:00Z “Do you think they’ll give us a pee test when we get back?” Beauty Queens 2011-05-24T00:00:00Z “Ben, if you get pee in my brand-new car, I am going to cut your balls off.” Paper Towns 2008-10-16T00:00:00Z Hannah smiled and said, “Shut your mouth. You love the ground he pee on.” Sula 1973-11-01T00:00:00Z They untied him so he could pee into a bottle, and Matt took the opportunity to run. The House of the Scorpion 2002-01-01T00:00:00Z I stuffed the package down between the wall and my mattress, right next to the Ryan Dean West Emergency Gatorade Bottle Nighttime Urinal repository full of pee. Winger 2013-05-14T00:00:00Z I’m bursting and run behind a garage to pee. Angela's Ashes: A Memoir 1996-09-05T00:00:00Z From now on, every time I need to pee, Mami will have to help me. Lucky Broken Girl 2017-04-11T00:00:00Z The cat Mr. Klaus prowled the hallways of the Blixen Arms, peeing on the residents' doors and vomiting in the stairwells. Flora & Ulysses: The Illuminated Adventures 2013-09-24T00:00:00Z If you scare him bad enough, he might pee on himself a little. Because of Mr. Terupt 2010-10-11T00:00:00Z Then the Kid stepped back and slipped on Abel’s pee. Bless Me, Ultima 1972-01-01T00:00:00Z He peed in a bottle, and the enemas continued. Educated 2018-02-20T00:00:00Z “I am honestly full of pee. Bro, right now, seventy percent of my body weight is pee.” Paper Towns 2008-10-16T00:00:00Z In some testing protocols, the employee has to strip to her underwear and pee into a cup in the presence of an aide or technician. Nickel and Dimed: On (Not) Getting By in America 2001-01-01T00:00:00Z Yet if we looked out our own window, here’s what we’d see: Mama Nguza and Mama Mwanza chatting in the road and two little boys stepping sideways trying to pee on each other. The Poisonwood Bible 1998-01-01T00:00:00Z Unfortunately, you rarely see any of this because your best friend’s room always smells like skunk pee and funky freakin’ feet. Booked 2016-04-05T00:00:00Z But he prayed a lot more, and some nights when I woke up to pee, I heard him shouting from the balcony overlooking the front yard. Purple Hibiscus 2003-10-01T00:00:00Z “Is he off tossing his cookies or peeing his pants?” Dog Squad 2021-05-11T00:00:00Z “May I use your bathroom? I’ve got to pee really, really bad.” The Misfits 2001-10-01T00:00:00Z Or sometimes it was just because someone had peed next to her. Aru Shah and the End of Time 2018-03-27T00:00:00Z He went to a side of the roof and started peeing. 145th Street: Short Stories 2001-01-01T00:00:00Z So, I’m standing there, thinking, Hey, wearing a miniskirt really does save a lot of time and trouble when a guy needs to pee. Winger 2013-05-14T00:00:00Z I told her I don’t pee my pants. Girls Like Us 2014-05-27T00:00:00Z Finally, I untie myself, which takes a while, and dash to the bathroom and pee for a full minute. The Queen of Water 1996-01-01T00:00:00Z When I was a kid, this Voice made me pee in my pants. Speak 1999-10-01T00:00:00Z I released him, figuring he had to go pee, but he stood on his hind legs and raised his arms to be lifted again. Endangered 2012-10-01T00:00:00Z Money problems; Malcolm in that bad spell where he peed his bed; Dad driving to the house to pick them up, and then driving away again after he and Gina argued. A Heart in a Body in the World 2018-09-18T00:00:00Z “I am out of that hellhole. I didn’t come back from the dead to pee in a pan.” What If It's Us 2018-10-09T00:00:00Z “They made me go downstairs and pee in the girls’ floor bathroom. Winger 2013-05-14T00:00:00Z Crab cracked a joke about him “peeing the fear out.” As Brave As You 2016-05-03T00:00:00Z What kind of shows need girls with horrible braces, who bow like Japanese men, or little boys who pee their pants? Better Nate Than Ever 2013-02-05T00:00:00Z All that’s left now is slushy and gray, or yellow from all the dog pee. I Am Not Your Perfect Mexican Daughter 2017-10-17T00:00:00Z I pee, and there are several rolls of toilet paper on a holder right in front of the toilet. Ask the Passengers 2012-10-23T00:00:00Z A little while later, I had to pee. P.S. I Miss You 2017-09-26T00:00:00Z The sound was all of the cows starting to pee. Facing the Lion 2003-01-01T00:00:00Z “As the only boy who has not yet peed inside this car, I call first bathroom,” says Radar. Paper Towns 2008-10-16T00:00:00Z How we couldn’t stop and pee anywhere we wanted to. One Crazy Summer 2010-01-01T00:00:00Z We have to stand and be quiet and that’s hard when there’s a tinkling sound from the bedroom and we know she’s on the chamber pot peeing away. Angela's Ashes: A Memoir 1996-09-05T00:00:00Z I will apologize for being weird at lunch, for talking about how pee is sterile. The Thing About Jellyfish 2015-09-22T00:00:00Z At the fountain, you drink a ton of water until you have to pee. Everything Sad Is Untrue 2020-08-25T00:00:00Z “O.K., then let’s get Matt awake. You too, Ben. Here, Okra, I want you to pee on the track while the train’s moving there.” The Great Santini 1976-01-01T00:00:00Z I would have forced us to stop long ago had it been impossible for me to pee in a bottle. Paper Towns 2008-10-16T00:00:00Z That junkie peeing in an alley might have been on his way to a robbery. Freakonomics: A Rogue Economist Explores the Hidden Side of Everything 2005-04-12T00:00:00Z Charley was having increasing difficulty in evacuating his bladder, which is Nellie talk for the sad symptoms of not being able to pee. Travels with Charley in Search of America 1962-01-01T00:00:00Z Mom said it was from the sun, but I suspected illegal peeing. Crenshaw 2015-09-22T00:00:00Z “Hey Mommy, are you getting up?” she asked in her shrill little baby voice, and Bloom immediately shot back at her, “In a minute, sweetheart. Go take a pee.” The Milagro Beanfield War 1974-01-01T00:00:00Z I slumped against the wall, wishing I at least had to pee so I’d have something to do. From Twinkle, with Love 2018-05-22T00:00:00Z “I’ve got to pee so bad!” he exclaimed, then asked me, “Could you take me to the State Shop, please, officer?” Newjack: Guarding Sing Sing 2000-01-01T00:00:00Z So on and on we go, getting more and more tired, stopping only once so that everyone can have a private pee off in the bushes. The Knife of Never Letting Go 2008-05-05T00:00:00Z It had to do with peeing in the bushes. The Poisonwood Bible 1998-01-01T00:00:00Z She peed a lot, she threw up a lot, and she drank a lot of water. Kira-Kira 2004-02-01T00:00:00Z And I was like some kind of ninja climbing out of bed, only my invisible and silent mission dealt with peeing, as opposed to murder. Winger 2013-05-14T00:00:00Z Eleanor got out of the truck, and Park wandered into the cornfield to pee. Eleanor & Park 2013-02-26T00:00:00Z I tell him to pee in the bushes somewhere, but of course, it’s not that kind of bathroom he’s talking about. Dry 2018-10-02T00:00:00Z One of my dumber tricks was to pee in her favorite rosebush, which was planted in a pot on the patio outside my bedroom door. Three Little Words: A Memoir 2007-12-27T00:00:00Z One morning after awakening in our stable, as I was walking to the stall where we peed, I saw a man in another stall. Milkweed 2003-09-09T00:00:00Z “I’m going to pee,” Nick says, standing abruptly. Leah on the Offbeat 2018-04-24T00:00:00Z My grandfather, whom everyone called a saint, pampered her in everything and tolerated her willfulness, so that the saying among the family was that Papito was so good, "he pees holy water." How the García Girls Lost Their Accents 1991-01-04T00:00:00Z To make matters even worse, by midnight I had to pee. Winger 2013-05-14T00:00:00Z The day before I left, he informed me that he was “nine-tenths thirsty” and I almost peed myself laughing. If I Stay 2009-01-01T00:00:00Z “And he always pushes you when you’re peeing and makes you wet your pants,” Lloyd closed his eyes in disgust. Bless Me, Ultima 1972-01-01T00:00:00Z “But there was a huge line and he didn’t want to wait. So we went toward the woods to pee.” Wonder 2012-02-14T00:00:00Z I excuse myself and head for the bathroom to release my pent-up pee. You Bring the Distant Near 2017-09-12T00:00:00Z “Daddy peed all over the bathroom,” he heard Katie tell her mom. The Milagro Beanfield War 1974-01-01T00:00:00Z I needed to pee so bad, there were tears pooling in my eyes. Winger 2013-05-14T00:00:00Z So, standing there as I was, pulled halfway out of my pants, made me want to pee even worse. Winger 2013-05-14T00:00:00Z At one point, when we reach a fire hydrant, Rollie peeing on it starts a whole domino effect. A Soft Place to Land 2021-09-14T00:00:00Z Then a heaviness in my crotch like I have to pee, growing painfully insistent regardless of how much I beg my brain to ignore it. We Are the Ants 2016-01-19T00:00:00Z “He didn’t think to just pee in the grass.” A Place to Belong 2019-05-14T00:00:00Z “Yeah. You need a warm, safe place to sleep. We’ll get you a water bowl and a can to pee in.” The Serpent King 2016-03-08T00:00:00Z "You all say he pees holy water, well he's been peeing it all right!" How the García Girls Lost Their Accents 1991-01-04T00:00:00Z “Douggo,” he said, “if you had to read directions to pee in a toilet, we’d be spreading newspapers for you all over the house.” Okay for Now 2011-04-05T00:00:00Z I once got a urinary tract infection after holding in my pee for hours because I couldn’t find a suitable bathroom. I Am Not Your Perfect Mexican Daughter 2017-10-17T00:00:00Z It smells clean and dirty all at once—rubbing alcohol, flowers, vomit, and pee. The Night Diary 2018-03-06T00:00:00Z She pulled it down, sat, and peed, just like a girl. George 2015-08-25T00:00:00Z It rankles—at some deep personal, physical level—to know that the many engaging qualities I believe I have to offer—friendliness, reliability, willingness to learn— can all be trumped by my pee. Nickel and Dimed: On (Not) Getting By in America 2001-01-01T00:00:00Z By then we were all dying to pee and wondering if Dad was going to pull over for a rest stop. The Glass Castle 2005-03-01T00:00:00Z Cinderella shines, and her shining is supposed to remind Leda not to pee in bed. Towers Falling 2016-07-12T00:00:00Z Your body has apparently reabsorbed some of the pee or something because you don’t have to go as bad, but you would like to freshen up, as they say. Odd One Out 2018-08-09T00:00:00Z Alexandra dabs the pee off her body, notices her soaked hair. It’s All in the Script 2016-01-03T05:00:00Z Here's what they had to say about working with robots, finding time to pee, and the overall experience of what social media has dubbed "Amazon vest life." 16 secrets of Amazon warehouse employees 2021-05-31T04:00:00Z Did she get lost while out walking a mile from her home in Annandale, Va., and decide she didn’t care if neighbors saw her pee herself as she tried to find her way home? She made a career out of studying the brain. Then hers veered off course. 2018-08-03T04:00:00Z Elaine breaks off from the group to take a pee in the scrub. Extract: The Whales by Evie Wyld 2010-09-06T13:47:00Z Then my brain became hostage to the insatiable demands of my body–ravenous, drowsy, needing to pee, all of the above simultaneously. A distressed-baby-shaming CEO: What you can never expect when you’re expecting 2015-08-03T04:00:00Z He said there was an old picture of Hugo peeing into a toilet in a bathroom which will now be used by his son, Jack. Ewan McGregor: Dahling, He’s Halston! 2021-05-07T04:00:00Z I told the triage staff I couldn’t have x-rays and they told me to go pee in a cup. Train wreck: Healing for two and parenting with PTSD 2019-02-16T05:00:00Z “I’d give you a hug,” he squealed, scampering inside, “but Medusa has to pee.” Scene Stealers: Richard Simmons, Internet Star? 2013-08-23T20:49:01Z Now the solution was clear to us all: Denied access to her favorite bathroom, Lexington had peed as close to it as she could get. Perspective | Gene Weingarten: A new dog. A closed door. A mysterious puddle. Can Sherlock Holmes solve this case? 2021-07-28T04:00:00Z I once lost the ability to pee for nine whole months. The bathroom crisis that ruined my life: I couldn’t pee for nine months 2015-06-07T04:00:00Z It’s hard to raise a smirk at the rich Republican couple looking justifiably baffled as Cohen, posing as an NPR-loving liberal, reveals how he forces his daughter to pee standing up to subvert gender stereotypes. Who is America? – Sacha Baron Cohen’s show remains brave but behind the times 2018-08-04T04:00:00Z “If I’m training my body to pee on cue, then I’m exerting control over my body,” she said. Florentina Holzinger Makes Everyone Uncomfortable 2022-09-14T04:00:00Z But in the space of a few months she’d gone from accompanying us on 10km runs to struggling to walk, unable to pee and poo easily, her quality of life rapidly declining. Best friends: why is the love we have for our dogs so special? 2020-05-16T04:00:00Z Despite the fact that we spend more time peeing or menstruating out of them than anything else, sex remains the primary association when people think of vaginas. 10 things you need to know about vaginas 2016-09-24T04:00:00Z It was also where I transitioned from an independent woman to someone who monitored public peeing while waiting on a man. From Russia With Mixed Feelings 2022-04-29T04:00:00Z “He would jump in the pool, swim one lap, pee and then continue with practice,” Bill said. Does Michael Phelps just hold it? 2012-08-01T18:05:00Z Their audiences pee in their pants with delight when the flat-earth canard gets trotted out. Militant atheism has become a religion 2013-03-25T01:00:00Z She checked my blood pressure and saw that it was high, so she asked me to pee on a stick. ‘For five years we dreaded every meal’: my infant son’s struggle with food 2019-04-09T04:00:00Z When Madison was barely 13 months old, I peed on a stick and waited, wanting to vomit with dread. Plastic surgery after the baby 2013-04-27T22:00:00Z I drank only a little, using my bottle cap as a cup, knowing if I drank too much I would pee on myself and then freeze to death. Experience: I fell down a canyon 2016-12-02T05:00:00Z President Obama’s appearance on Running Wild With Bear Grylls aired Thursday night and no, the Commander in Chief did not drink his own pee. The 1 Thing President Obama Refused to Do on 'Running Wild With Bear Grylls' 2015-12-18T05:00:00Z If there were a way to make us suffer severe dehydration and exposure and pee in our pants in the movie theater, he would do it. Great Oscar debate: Why was Franco nominated? 2011-02-24T21:20:00Z I remember her talking about camping in the Arctic and how her pee froze in a line before it hit the ground. Samantha Hunt: By the Book 2018-06-21T04:00:00Z We sit for seven hours, rising only to pee and to refill our water glasses. Writing truthfully about my father: An act of resistance, an act of love 2018-07-27T04:00:00Z In retaliation, Sam would pee in front of Matthew’s cage, trying to frame him for the crime. Perspective | Gene Weingarten: Confessions of a compassionate hit man 2021-02-17T05:00:00Z “I have to pee so bad!” he shouts. Joaquin Phoenix: ‘There was a period when I wanted out. I wanted my life back’ 2018-03-08T05:00:00Z Robinson plays Wade, an entertainer for kids who sings songs about learning to “use your words” and not pee your pants. Meet the ‘Peeples’ in formulaic, funny comedy 2013-05-09T22:25:13Z Although I'm a woman, I also guess that there may be a whole host of underlying psychology stuff that happens when a man is no longer able to stand up to pee. Perspective | Ask Amy: Mom doesn’t want to clean up after two humans 2019-06-26T04:00:00Z The coconut water brand will apparently go to any lengths to get people to try its new product — even if it means sending a jar of one of its employee's pee to a Twitter troll. Vita Coco threatens to send critic jar of urine, wins Twitter fans 2019-05-16T04:00:00Z There is also a derogatory term for men who sit and pee - "Sitzpinkler" - which implies that it is not masculine behavior. German court upholds tenant's right to pee standing up 2015-01-22T05:00:00Z Half the world starves, and the other half pees its pants at the thought of organic rose petals masquerading as thinly sliced artichokes. The Sorcerer's Apprentices: A Season at el Bulli by Lisa Abend ? review 2011-04-10T02:00:01Z On “Man vs. Wild,” in the desert under the blazing sun, Grylls whips off his T-shirt, pees on it, and wraps it around his head. “Hostile Planet”: Animals Are Struggling to Adapt, and National Geographic Is, Too 2019-05-24T04:00:00Z And I laughed so hard, I probably peed myself – I believe that going through crying to laughing adds like five years to your life. When a Very Pregnant Amy Poehler Met Rising Star Jon Hamm 2014-06-03T04:00:00Z Over the course of the journey across Baghdad, there are shootouts and pee breaks, tragedies and victories, and a lunch stop for halal chicken that made my stomach rumble in anticipation. Six U.S. soldiers go AWOL in Baghdad to honor a fallen brother 2017-08-10T04:00:00Z “She is laughing because that baby peed on the little girl at just the moment Bruce took this picture.” Carine Roitfeld’s New Magazine 2012-09-06T07:01:28Z An artist placed a small statue of a dog lifting its leg to pee next on the already infamous “Fearless Girl” statue and for a few hours. “Fearless Girl” statue peed on by dog statue in front of bull statue 2017-05-30T04:00:00Z People cheer when the dog gets me and pees on my face. "That was an epic moment":"John Wick 4" martial artist on that traffic battle and honoring Bruce Lee 2023-04-04T04:00:00Z If the issue isn’t medical, investigate using an alarm or “pee pad.” Perspective | Our 7-year-old is still bed-wetting, and we don’t know what to do 2018-07-10T04:00:00Z For about six months, my daughter has been out of diapers for peeing, and she urinates on the back porch or in the shower. Perspective | 4-year-old’s refusal to use the potty is pricey and perplexing 2017-10-17T04:00:00Z When I wake up to pee in the middle of the night, I start hyperventilating about the size of my thighs. Netflix's zany "Waffles + Mochi" is helping heal my eating disorder 2021-04-04T04:00:00Z The artist explains that he named him after a childhood memory of a cousin who peed with his pants down instead of simply unzipping his fly. In PBS' "Feels Good Man," Pepe the Frog is the "superhero" who gets vindication 2020-10-18T04:00:00Z She lauded CNN and Mother Jones for their “journalistic restraint” in not publishing the infamous dossier that mentions the “alleged pee tape,” and then lauded BuzzFeed for its lack of restraint concerning the same thing. Samantha Bee’s Awkward Praise for the Press 2017-05-01T04:00:00Z Bad idea: Eat every carrot and pee on your plate. Style Invitational Week 1095: The best/worst of the good ideas/bad ideas There’s a great scene in a Charlie Chaplin movie where the Little Tramp finds himself in the bathroom of his doctor’s office and he is peeing into a cup. Perspective | Gene Weingarten: When a medical emergency brings out your inner Charlie Chaplin 2018-08-17T04:00:00Z Although he did not admit to peeing in the pool, he knows others who did – in secret, mostly. Does Michael Phelps just hold it? 2012-08-01T18:05:00Z I peed in my cot every night in front of my peers. Sarah Silverman: 'I've been punched in the face three times' 2013-02-07T16:34:00Z He explained: “At a certain point your feet hurt and you’re having trouble peeing and you have absolute power.” Seinfeld and Obama, Chatting in a Corvette 2015-12-31T05:00:00Z Do you remember your first reaction to the news that there could be a pee tape? Stephen Colbert on Dana Carvey, Bill Cosby and the (alleged) pee tape 2018-09-07T04:00:00Z Over a glass of Vinho Verde, he noted that he’s versed enough in social codes to arrange a photo shoot of someone peeing on a country club’s green. Buck Ellison’s Great White Society 2022-06-24T04:00:00Z Otherwise the audience, as Grade explains, would literally pee all over you. Radio: Esther Waters, a gripping play about a Victorian girl's fight for survival 2013-03-09T06:00:06Z He snoozes through the whole thing and then with minutes to go he pees on a ball of twine, positions it next to a croquet mallet and presents it as his work. Jonathan Bernstein's Aerial View of American TV 2010-08-20T23:09:00Z I was basically peeing honey, that’s what the doctor told me. Q&A with Gabriel ‘Fluffy’ Iglesias: Dropping 60 pounds and how he never really wanted to be a teacher 2021-01-21T05:00:00Z She’d only stay out an hour, as the dogs had to pee. The day I shared a gondola with Peggy Guggenheim 2015-12-06T05:00:00Z Wolf then suggested that Williams should be rewarded simply "for not peeing every time she serves." Who is the greatest athlete of all time? Michelle Wolf has the answer 2018-07-23T04:00:00Z And there are other times the person is falling down and peeing themselves, and that’s different. “This is about a woman learning to trust her gut”: Sarah Hepola on “Blackout” and the lessons of sobriety 2016-06-08T04:00:00Z With an overactive bladder, you need to pee urgently; with a $4 haircut, you need a toupee urgently. Style Invitational: Heed! Indeed! 2015-05-13T04:00:00Z He would finish his wine, pee in the bottle, hand it to the waitress, and say: “I would like you to have this.” Max’s Kansas City Reborn for Los Angeles Art Fair 2019-02-13T05:00:00Z One of the most beautiful photographs I know of is an image of a woman standing in the doorway of a barn, backlit in a sheer nightgown, peeing on the floorboards beneath her. The Most Intimate Photograph 2017-01-10T05:00:00Z And then you realise you are bursting for a pee. The Sunshine Boys; AirHotel; Detroit ? review 2012-05-19T23:06:11Z Wait: If there was no bathroom, where did you pee? Harold Ancart Brings His Kaleidoscopic Trees to Chelsea 2020-09-08T04:00:00Z “Just more pee samples and the most comfortable piece of clothing in the world @bumpsuit waiting for BB.” Pregnant model quizzed on how she uses bathroom in skintight bodysuit 2020-02-14T05:00:00Z Groping in the dark and moving through a stupor, he pees on the carpet of his Manhattan penthouse. “Succession”: An Irresistible Family Power Struggle, Told Through Soap and Satire 2018-06-01T04:00:00Z "Norm knew it was going to be one of those days when he woke up and found himself about to pee in his dad's wardrobe." Mark Lowery's top 10 embarrassing moments in children's books 2013-06-27T08:00:00Z Ever obedient, Silvia finds a restroom and pees on the stick. A Buzzworthy Debut About a Mysterious and Secluded Artists’ Retreat 2018-06-29T04:00:00Z I had to pee — a good excuse to stop and stretch my legs on this long ride through the moonscape, en route to somewhere else. Becoming a mother at 50, after a lifetime of saying I didn’t want kids 2023-05-13T04:00:00Z The decision set Kai apart from other children and caused at least one instance of humiliation: one day, the bathroom in the nurse’s office was locked, and Kai peed her pants. Parents of transgender students fear for children's safety under Trump 2017-02-24T05:00:00Z So I got in the hole and I said, ‘I really need to pee’ and Seth said, ‘You’re just going to have to do it’. Preacher's Joe Gilgun: 'I don’t want to be a sexy vampire' 2017-06-23T04:00:00Z “This is not a good idea,” she says as her pals egg her on and dozens of strangers chant her name, “I really have to pee.” Cannibalism, bad dates and ice skating: the best movie moments of 2017 2017-12-19T05:00:00Z Unfortunately, she laughed so hard, she peed her pants. Lea Michele Peed Her Pants Before White House Performance 2014-05-30T04:00:00Z And at 6 or 7, I had to pee and there were three complete strangers smoking crack in my bathroom. At Home With Moby: A Castle for the King of Techno 2011-04-28T03:00:42Z When he needed a loan to buy one of his earliest buildings, Jemal says he got a banker so drunk that he “peed in the street” before the man signed a commitment letter. Inside an eccentric mogul’s quest to save D.C.’s most distinctive buildings 2017-09-13T04:00:00Z Reluctantly they did, and found, with relief, that Jesus's pee and blood tasted unlike any pee or blood they had ever tasted. We Are Scientists present ? the rules of wine 2010-06-16T12:30:00Z “If we don’t do anything, then men are just going to pee in the streets,” he said. Paris residents peeved at very public eco-friendly urinals 2018-08-13T04:00:00Z I confess that I refused to hold one when our hostess said, “Please forgive them if they pee or poo on you.” What a Trip: In Japan, fine dining, stunning scenery and curiously furry cafes The study’s authors ultimately determined that “squirting is essentially the involuntary emission of urine during sexual activity,” or in layman’s terms: Squirting is probably pee. The 6 biggest lies you’ve been told about vaginas 2015-01-07T05:00:00Z And, as soon as we were ready, I would say, “I have to pee.” Q&A: Heather Graham, actor – ‘When I tell people how much I sleep they are horrified’ 2016-03-19T04:00:00Z Unemployment, with its ample opportunities for slacking off, is another obviously suspect condition, and last year 12 states considered requiring pee tests as a condition for receiving unemployment benefits. The poor: America?s piggy bank 2012-05-17T14:31:00Z Famed for such no-nonsense expressions as "Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining," the 72-year-old Sheindlin also negotiated a production deal with her company Queen Bee Productions. 'Judge Judy' extended through 2020 in new CBS deal 2015-03-02T05:00:00Z Canadians are genuine and warm whereas when I smile, it looks like I’m peeing,” all very true. “Believe me, if I could say ‘liberal Jews’, I would”: “Saturday Night Live” nails Ted Cruz’s attack on so-called “New York values” 2016-01-17T05:00:00Z “People will pay you to pee on them,” she confides. John Oliver won’t be your therapist: How he torpedoed the reassuring tropes of fake news 2014-08-14T04:00:00Z Carrie's wonderland of whoa and woe was equally impressive ranging from the politician who wanted her to pee on him to the French architect to leaves money on her nightstand after sex. "And Just Like That" the sex is back in the city, midlife edition 2023-07-16T04:00:00Z Words I never thought I would hear coming out of Heidi Klum’s mouth: “I want to pee all over those wee-wee pads.” On the Runway: On Project Runway, Bird Seed and Hamster Bedding 2011-08-05T17:57:39Z It made me laugh until I peed myself. Janet McTeer: 'In the second minute I go bonkers' 2012-02-09T20:00:03Z Swim Deep sound like they've just spent a week lying on the sofa watching The Simpsons, with breaks only to take another bag of Walkers from the multipack or pee in the sink. Swim Deep, Gabrielle Aplin, Jai McDowall: this week's new tracks 2013-05-03T12:00:00Z Not that this is easy: “There is no recipe for vivid prose — the kind that gets into the body, the kind that makes you forget you have to pee — except hard work.” Review | We blog, we tweet, we post to Facebook: Let’s instead savor the art of the essay 2019-12-17T05:00:00Z I peed on the stick, then set it on the counter while I played a game of Disney Emoji Blitz on my phone. Disneyland with my invisible guest 2019-01-12T05:00:00Z The same thing happens to a safari guide in Botswana, but he’s not peeing. Zoo: animals attack in CBS's undemanding new sci-fi show 2015-06-30T04:00:00Z I pulled off the road and found a café, got a coffee and peed. Becoming a mother at 50, after a lifetime of saying I didn’t want kids 2023-05-13T04:00:00Z She loves the great bakeries, the accessible taxis and the subway trains with a “nobody peed in here” smell. Leslie Jones Is Leaving ‘S.N.L.’ Here Are Her 10 Funniest Moments. 2019-08-27T04:00:00Z The only advantage men have over women is that they can pee standing up. Becoming a Woman Without Her 2022-03-04T05:00:00Z How will a nearly $3 million trip to space improve the lives of his delivery workers who are being forced to pee in bottles? You can join Jeff Bezos on his 11-minute space trip for just $2.8 million! 2021-06-07T04:00:00Z Well, guess what big shot, I watched the pee tape. New communications director, same slip-ups: Trevor Noah takes down Anthony Scaramucci 2017-07-25T04:00:00Z “Active dogs are much less likely to eat the couch and pee on the coffee table,” Ms. Grossman said. Dog Feats Reach New Heights 2014-04-11T22:23:16Z For the story about the guy whose job it was to watch parolees pee into cups during drug tests, it was: “Looking Out for Number One.” A wonton abuse of power 2014-12-23T05:00:00Z The pair say they had a perfect view into the bathroom, where they noticed the man running down the aisle toward the lavatory while yelling that he had to pee. American Airlines flight diverted to Denver after unruly passenger lights up cigarettes, yells 'you're all screwed' 2019-09-22T04:00:00Z Let’s say your neighbor’s dog is peeing on your garden. Want to be a great neighbor? Here are 9 things etiquette experts say you should do. 2018-10-01T04:00:00Z This is very hard: sleep, wake, drink, pee, exercise, sleep, wake and on and on. Marina Abramovic 2010-10-02T23:04:00Z Present a paparazzo with a framed photo of himself at work stalking some celebrity, but not the picture you tweeted of him taking a break peeing behind a car. Style Invitational Week 1153: Be three-paired 2015-12-09T05:00:00Z “It’s not like we’re going around burning holy books and peeing on national monuments,” he said, after ordering a skim milk latte and a tartine poulet. A Lebanese Rocker Caught in a Human Rights Incident Over Rainbow Flags 2017-11-10T05:00:00Z Ben desperately has to pee, using a beer can to do so, but spills it on himself and Radar, which is why they need new shirts. These Are the Biggest Differences Between The "Paper Towns" Movie and Book 2015-07-24T04:00:00Z I order cat litter to be delivered to his house — and new sheets when Penny, who has separation anxiety, pees on his bed. I live in Tokyo. He lives in D.C. Omicron forced us to marry if we ever wanted to see each other. 2022-02-01T05:00:00Z “When I got the call from David,” he joked, “I peed my pants a little bit.” Leading Man, Miles Beyond the Boy Band 2011-07-17T01:53:01Z The latter involves women dancing playfully while singing about how sneezing makes them pee. The art of advertising things people find gross 2016-07-20T04:00:00Z My mother would say, “Now, before I get you dressed, make sure you don’t have to pee.” Q&A: Heather Graham, actor – ‘When I tell people how much I sleep they are horrified’ 2016-03-19T04:00:00Z I was caught in a terrible cycle — I couldn’t pee because I was nervous, and I was nervous because I couldn’t pee. The bathroom crisis that ruined my life: I couldn’t pee for nine months 2015-06-07T04:00:00Z Representatives for Five Guys were not immediately available to comment, or to confirm whether they’re just happy nobody peed on their potato supply. Five Guys customer stole 50-pound bag of potatoes 'on his way out the door,' police say 2019-07-31T04:00:00Z The Anglo-American blend forces you to compare it to other US shows, which, in this case anyway, pee all over it. TV highlights 04/08/2011 2011-08-03T20:59:01Z They have come to spend hours talking of past and present pains, offer each other support, and pee in a cup. America's opioid addiction: 'I ended up selling all my valuable stuff to buy pills' 2016-05-09T04:00:00Z We’d pee in a bucket with hay in it, then put the pee buckets on the compost.” Ellen Page: ‘Being out became more important than any movie’ 2016-01-30T05:00:00Z Within an hour of passing out I woke up, because, like everyone who consumes his weight in vodka, I had to pee. Never tell anyone what I just did 2013-06-11T00:00:00Z A minor boyhood peeing accident of Marco's becomes a source of undying resentment. James Lasdun reviews The Scientists: A Family Romance by Marco Roth 2013-02-16T09:01:01Z We were responsible for the kids around the clock; I would learn how many sixth-graders regularly pee the bed. The year I was venomous 2017-03-12T05:00:00Z The Smell of Our Own by Hidden Cameras The Smell of Our Own opens, as perhaps more albums should consider doing, with a tune about building a staircase to heaven made out of frozen pee. My favourite album: The Smell of Our Own by Hidden Cameras 2011-08-16T10:14:43Z She sipped warm beer, tossed down vodka, went outside to pee. ‘Know My Name,’ a Sexual Assault Survivor Tells the World 2019-09-24T04:00:00Z Well, take a gander at this scene where the boys use infants in a nursery as, ah, pee projectors, giving one another urine facials. 'The Three Stooges': Farrellys' take deserves a poke in the eye 2012-04-11T22:22:04Z In the bathroom, I forgot I was peeing, just sat there, dopey and blinking my eyes. My compulsion to please: Polyamory, hunger and the neediness of denying what you want 2015-08-13T04:00:00Z Oh my God, did you just tell Jason that I have to pee? ?People Who Eat Darkness?: The disappearing blonde 2012-05-20T21:00:00Z In one scene, she follows him into the bathroom and continues to talk at him while he pees, then washes his hands. Chris O'Dowd: from The IT Crowd to Hollywood 2012-05-18T22:01:08Z My mom had gotten this page boy outfit for me and I had to pee but was afraid to ask for the loo, so I peed myself. Q&A: Elijah Wood 2014-10-18T04:00:00Z Oh Em Gee, she peed in someone's champagne bottle! Tik Tok: Ke$ha's time in the spotlight may already be running out 2010-03-20T00:12:00Z I walked the three blocks home with my backpack slung as low as possible, so that no one walking behind me could see what had happened or could think I had peed myself. Jessica Valenti: my life as a ‘sex object’ 2016-05-28T04:00:00Z I do not endorse pee terrorism against objectionable speech, but if it continues, let it also target: Perspective | Gene Weingarten: Don’t tell me to ‘Have a nice day’ 2017-09-15T04:00:00Z He said, 'What comes after the dining car? – the pee car!' Harvey Pekar dies 2010-07-13T12:25:00Z The designer of the “Uritrottoir” - a combination of the French words for urinal and pavement - said it offered an “eco solution to public peeing”. Paris residents peeved at very public eco-friendly urinals 2018-08-13T04:00:00Z Tolstoy’s wife, Sofiya, immediately insisted MacCarthy leave it to the help; the poor confused man peed on the lawn for the duration of his stay. Life at One of England’s Last Tolstoyan Communes 2016-01-06T05:00:00Z Strangers would wait in line for hours for the privilege of very possibly peeing their pants in fear. It’s Ghost Tour Season 2018-10-22T04:00:00Z Trump denied the allegations, and the “pee tape” has never materialized. Who’s taping now? In Trump’s world, everything is recorded. 2018-09-08T04:00:00Z Before we left, our guide made one more announcement in English: “It is forbidden to pee in your wetsuit.” My worst holiday: Guardian writers on breaks that nearly broke them 2016-12-28T05:00:00Z But then she pees on her plastic stick. Mothers, enough of the simpering please! 2013-06-29T06:29:01Z The boy, who had been out of nappies for some time, began peeing surreptitiously behind people’s sofas. My son swore in front of his grandparents. I was blamed. It made my Christmas 2019-12-26T05:00:00Z We went to this restaurant and when Iggy went for a pee, there was a space between us. Bowie and me 2013-02-23T08:00:24Z She is almost 15 years old and has to be let out to pee every day at 4 a.m. Perspective | Gene Weingarten: I somehow owed D.C. $24,000. But not so fast! 2020-12-03T05:00:00Z Typically, a UTI feels like peeing razor blades and the urine can be smelly, cloudy and sometimes has blood in it. Cranberry juice can prevent recurrent UTIs, but only for some people 2023-04-19T04:00:00Z The kidnappers are up the road in the manor, a grand name for a San Diego suburban house smelling of dog pee. Extreme haunted house: inside the real life kingdom of masochists 2015-10-30T04:00:00Z It starts with just a few simultaneous activities on or around the pot—peeing, talking on the phone, vomiting—but as is the nature of “Broad City,” quickly becomes more and more ridiculous. “Broad City”’s radical potty humor: The intimate truths inside Abbi and Ilana’s screwball comedy 2016-02-18T05:00:00Z As a man well-practiced in peeing discreetly behind trees and bushes, I’m not as concerned as my wife, Pat. In coastal Maine, the perfect pace for self-quarantining 2020-07-30T04:00:00Z “They took me down there, made me pee in a cup, didn’t find s–t,” Snoop says in the grainy shot. Snoop Dogg Held in Sweden on Suspicion of Having Drugs 2015-07-26T04:00:00Z If they wanted the truth, they’d have made him pee on the drug test I bought them two years ago. My parents are killing my crackhead brother 2012-09-03T17:00:00Z When my daughter and I were visiting New York, I couldn’t go two blocks without the urge to pee. Perspective | I survived cancer. Everyone wants to know how I did it. 2023-03-06T05:00:00Z It landed, popped right back up, excreting a little dollop of oil, the size, we estimate, of a mosquito’s pee. Perspective | Gene Weingarten: Does a spritz of cooking oil really contain zero calories? Let us spray. 2021-07-21T04:00:00Z He never played again, and now owns a paint company in Tallahassee, Fla., and coaches a pee wee football team. ‘I always hated being called a scab’: A new movie revisits the 1987 NFL strike — and Redskins’ triumph 2017-06-12T04:00:00Z “Then I pee, put on my Spanx, yank on my pearls, pop on some sunglasses, and it’s time to get rolling.” Ashley Longshore Is Fashion’s Latest Art Darling 2018-04-26T04:00:00Z As they shook hands, Jay said: I don’t think I’ve seen you since the tiger peed on you. The Curious, Astounding Collection of the Magician Ricky Jay 2021-10-19T04:00:00Z An airport in Japan is ensuring the skies are a little friendlier for four-legged travelers by setting up a doggy toilet area, complete with a “pee pole” to allow canines to relieve themselves. Japanese airport introduces 'first of its kind' dog toilet area, complete with 'pee pole' 2020-02-11T05:00:00Z “She asked me if I went to pee,” he said. On the Runway Blog: Joseph Altuzarra Wins His Prize 2011-11-15T16:07:55Z It’s amazing how often we see women peeing in your films, I say. Jane Campion: ‘The clever people used to do film. Now they do TV’ 2017-07-22T04:00:00Z Cameron, for his part, asked his stars to pee in their wetsuits in order to avoid wasting time by going to the toilet. Hell of a film-maker: the directors who make Clint Eastwood look soft 2016-11-25T05:00:00Z Outside the club, though, at around two in the morning, she spotted a woman having a pee in the street. Irina Popova's photographs: voyeuristic and exploitative, or objective social comment? 2012-06-15T15:30:00Z She peed on my lap, and then she just sat there. David Sedaris: The IHOP Years 2017-04-15T04:00:00Z Elsewhere she observes that after a long sleep, the fluid in her legs pools backward and causes her to pee, which is less medically sound but also hilarious. Some Personal News From Samantha Irby 2020-05-01T04:00:00Z Fallon did set some draconian rules, like no peeing and no wandering. WATCH: Puppies help Jimmy Fallon predict the upcoming winners of the Super Bowl 2017-02-03T05:00:00Z I fingered no dirty holes, foreign or otherwise, on my way to the church and I have never, to the best of my knowledge, built a staircase to heaven using my frozen pee. My favourite album: The Smell of Our Own by Hidden Cameras 2011-08-16T10:14:43Z CS: And when it was my turn to say my line, the cow made this gigantic moo and peed on the white curtain. Carly and Lucy Simon on Music, Fame, Sibling Rivalry and, Yes, James Taylor 2015-04-24T04:00:00Z Ideally, he would realize the problem and have the decency not to pee onto our bathroom floor. Perspective | Ask Amy: Mom doesn’t want to clean up after two humans 2019-06-26T04:00:00Z I was on stage for most of the time apart from three minutes when I was allowed to go off and pee in a bucket. 'Maybe I'll end up living in Norway, making cakes' 2010-04-02T12:17:00Z It’s also fun, even when it takes itself too seriously, as when Nyabola writes about the new “feminist frontier”: peeing in open spaces as a female backpacker. New & Noteworthy Visual Books, From Queer Love to the Soul of a Nation 2021-06-08T04:00:00Z Rip Van Tinkle: Slept for two whole decades, but had to get up every couple years to pee. Style Invitational Week 1344: Well, that’s just great — it’s Limerixicon XVI 2019-08-08T04:00:00Z But then the characters pop on screen and start peeing in the lake. 'Harvey Beaks': Sunny with a chance of bad behavior 2015-03-27T04:00:00Z There's nothing like eating a still-warm fig and not giving a fig about the dust, pollution or bug pee. Not Strictly Salad, but Close Enough 2018-03-23T04:00:00Z If our dog pees in your room, fess up, Smith says. Dog traveling with you over the holidays? Know your petiquette. 2019-12-09T05:00:00Z We took Neil to the vet today, and on the way there she peed on me. David Sedaris: The IHOP Years 2017-04-15T04:00:00Z “You can leave when you can stand up on your own to pee,” she said. Abortion, a love story 2012-08-25T01:00:00Z Far more deserving of ridicule is the scene in his directorial debut Buffalo 66, in which he is shown peeing at a urinal while the man next to him marvels at Gallo’s equipment. You're so vain! The phenomenon of the self-loving actor-director 2019-01-25T05:00:00Z And yes, this pee thing does bother me, as an atheist. Are brown-eyed people losers, and other burning questions 2016-08-02T04:00:00Z Stay for the possibility that someone may be watching you pee! Chicago bar owner vows to “burn this f**king place to the ground” before he’ll remove spy mirror from women’s restroom 2015-04-27T04:00:00Z A December “Saturday Night Live” sketch tried to exaggerate Mr. Trump’s debate attacks on Jeb Bush: “I know for a fact that you pee sitting down.” Donald Trump Is a Conundrum for Political Comedy 2016-02-16T05:00:00Z “The rule is if it looks like someone could pee on it, they did,” Ms. Ryan said. | Amy Ryan: For Amy Ryan, Inspiration Found Around the Corner 2010-09-17T23:57:00Z Somewhere between one pasture and the next, we both had to pee. I'm told to 'go back home'. But I'm an American – and dissent is patriotic 2019-07-18T04:00:00Z The poisons, traps, organics and predator pee don't stop them for long. How to control rats, those unwelcome visitors to Washington gardens 2019-12-01T05:00:00Z She had to always be asking for forgiveness — with her body onstage, with the situation of taking too much time to pee. This is what happens when performance artist Karen Finley inhabits Trump and talks Weinstein 2017-10-13T04:00:00Z He's great with peeing, except he still wears diapers for sleeping. Perspective | My son refuses to poop in the potty. How can I fix this? 2021-11-16T05:00:00Z I nearly peed my pants because this is Steven Spielberg, one of my idols. Q&A: Rita Moreno on finding self-worth and never giving up 2021-06-15T04:00:00Z We are mad at billionaires because our richest one employs warehouse workers who sometimes have to pee in bottles to avoid being punished for taking bathroom breaks. Refinery29, Kylie Jenner, and the Denial Underlying Millennial Financial Resentment 2018-07-24T04:00:00Z The stubby six-year-old had proudly memorized the rules for asking to pee. Superman: Forged by bullies! 2012-06-16T20:30:00Z But I was spending my time wiping his pee off the floor and he wasn’t there any more.” I had an affair while my husband had dementia 2015-10-24T04:00:00Z I had a collection of Poland Spring bottles of pee that I kept from one studio to another. Harold Ancart Brings His Kaleidoscopic Trees to Chelsea 2020-09-08T04:00:00Z The worst are women who leave "pee blossoms" all over. A National Park’s Plea: Enjoy the Animals; Don’t Act Like One 2016-09-20T04:00:00Z Amy, I understand that aging comes with all its indignities, but is it too much to expect him to sit down to pee? Perspective | Ask Amy: Mom doesn’t want to clean up after two humans 2019-06-26T04:00:00Z That was a little dive bar, smaller than CBGB, where they kept sawdust on the floor because people were going to puke, pee and spit, right? Iggy Pop Is Fine With Being the Godfather of Punk 2019-03-15T04:00:00Z Stars show "uncertain bleats of light"; when Simon has to pee outside, "the transformed beer frothed greenly among the ribs of roots". The Deadman's Pedal by Alan Warner – review 2012-06-01T07:00:03Z And you’ve both got Brooklyn, and peeing on train tracks… The peeing! Greta Gerwig on Frances Ha: “I Feel Like an Adult” 2013-05-02T21:23:51Z I mean it takes so long to pee. Rachel Brosnahan thought she was bad at comedy until "Maisel" came along 2019-12-05T05:00:00Z What have I been thinking all these years, grimly policing bedtimes and broccoli and pee on the toilet seat? ‘We’re never going to bed’: children rewrite the house rules 2018-03-31T04:00:00Z In short video clips on that platform, and full-length YouTube episodes, he interviews New Yorkers aged 2 to 9 on topics ominous and frivolous: climate change, love, the economy, peeing your pants. In Search of the Meaning of Life? Meet Me at the Monkey Bars. 2022-02-11T05:00:00Z “So if they don’t understand something or they are angry, they are angry at the imaginary friend. Or if they always pee in their trousers, the imaginary friend does that, too,” he said. The Screening Room: “(Otto)” 2016-05-05T04:00:00Z But you didn’t sit where the tramps peed themselves. 'I barely breathed': Tilda Swinton, Emma Thompson, Steve McQueen and more on their most memorable moments at the movies 2020-05-15T04:00:00Z Well before the premiere of “Fahrenheit 11/9” Moore was making it clear that viewers hoping to see the release of the “pee tape” would be disappointed. Lessons from Michael Moore’s “Fahrenheit 11/9″: Establishment Democrats sold out the voters 2018-09-22T04:00:00Z “Do it right away. Get up, pee and then sit down to practice. You’re getting your day started with silence and peace.” If you’ve always wanted to try meditation, use this guide to get started 2016-07-18T04:00:00Z We witness Justine’s sister Alexia teaching her to pee standing up, and giving her a botched bikini wax. The female directors bringing new blood to horror films 2017-03-19T04:00:00Z Another, describing a solution that she thinks works, tells the camera “Yeah, drink your pee, it’s awesome.” 3 Sobering Documentaries on Netflix, Fandor and Field of Vision 2018-07-05T04:00:00Z I bottle-fed him every two hours, and I made him pee and poo. My cat died and I feel blinded 2013-04-11T00:00:00Z I didn’t want to go to the gas chamber, screaming and yelling and peeing myself.” The hardest man in Hollywood 2018-10-29T04:00:00Z No one seems to be testing whether New Zealand sauvignon blanc contains actual cat’s pee or gooseberries — both invoked in some descriptions of that wine. What in Earth makes a wine taste ‘minerally’ 2015-10-24T04:00:00Z She massages the blood back into it, stands and runs on the spot for a while, realising she needs a pee very badly. The Sovereign Light Cafe by William Boyd: a short story inspired by Keane 2012-06-16T08:00:00Z I should mention that even though I need to pee like a racehorse right now, I’m not leaving my computer as the power slowly drains away -- and sweet jesus how it BURNS. "Dancing with the Stars" recap: Bad music edition 2010-05-11T12:12:00Z If a dog is chewing, peeing or being hyperactive, if you put it in a crate, “the behavior stops, because the dog can’t do anything, so he shuts down”. In the dog house: when does crating your canine become pet abuse? 2015-06-25T04:00:00Z “But the group sex … and that bit where she pees–“ I’m a smut-smith, not a nympho: Stop thinking I’m sex-crazed because I write hot sex scenes 2016-02-07T05:00:00Z “Every time I cough, I pee a little?” REVIEW: Married, With Issues, on USA's Satisfaction and FX's Married 2014-07-16T04:00:00Z The footage, captured by a French TV channel, showed Nemo interrupting the gathering as the sound of him peeing caused those present to turn around and then giggle. French president’s dog caught peeing in the palace 2017-10-23T04:00:00Z I went and had a few pees beforehand. Critics applaud Strangers stage play 2013-11-20T12:58:45Z I didn’t even know where my pee hole was before I took the test! It’s that special time of the month: episode two of the Vagina Dispatches! 2016-10-12T04:00:00Z The blood and pee samples I had to send to them from the lab after I got home felt like no big deal after the professional interrogation. Best of 2018: I am a "MasterChef" survivor 2018-12-31T05:00:00Z The great part is that 15 minutes is long enough to pee, have a cigarette, drink, shove some grilled chicken in my mouth and go back again. For 24 Hours Onstage, Alia Shawkat Felt Great to Feel ‘Shameless’ 2019-10-20T04:00:00Z After her song, she exclaimed, "I’ve had to pee for the past 5 hours!" "American Idol" recap: Simon saves the day 2010-02-24T13:25:00Z Me: And because humans pee a lot, it imprints on everything else. When it comes to this pants-popping quandary, Gene is all thumbs 2017-01-03T05:00:00Z I couldn’t really walk so much as waddle around, peeing into a bag and scratching at the nagging feeling that there was something inside of me in a place I had never felt before. The Internet bought my vagina 2014-05-05T21:30:00Z Your juddering is an earthquake, the pit of your stomach so hollow and floating that you could be peeing on yourself again, who knows? Broken collarbone? Just roll with it 2013-06-02T17:00:00Z Out of that beautiful story, we have a little dog peeing in the corner everywhere. Billy Corgan Loves an Old-Fashioned American Story 2023-05-01T04:00:00Z And then: “I go pee? I go pee?” Critical Shopper: At Carven, the Clothes are Peppy and the Colors Pop 2014-03-25T22:18:50Z And the sheer physical humor was refreshing – Hannah peeing in a trash can in the corner rather than face Mimi-Rose and Adam was an inspired touch. 'Girls' Recap: Adam, an Example of How Selfish Young Men Speak When They've Done Wrong 2015-02-15T05:00:00Z You can sense her less prim side though: Describing how the tennis world has treated Serena Williams, she called it total bull, “covered in pee with hobo barf on top.” Judy Greer, Hollywood’s Favorite Co-Star, Turns Filmmaker 2018-09-21T04:00:00Z “If I’d known about this long inessential scene with the bugs earlier on, I could have gotten up to pee then.” Flicky leaks: when should you pee during long films? 2019-05-02T04:00:00Z He pees in the fridge, leaves a cooked chicken in the closet and spends evenings calling his dead wife on a banana he thinks is a phone. ‘Head Full of Honey’ Review: Alzheimer’s Gets the Wacky Grandpa Treatment 2018-11-30T05:00:00Z “He rolled over on his back and peed a stream about two feet high,” Dr. Beecham said. A Widow and a Widower Embrace Love After Loss 2016-09-09T04:00:00Z After several rounds of gin and tonics one night, we went to the men’s room to pee. The spy who taught me: My sophisticated British diplomat friend harbored a secret double life 2017-02-20T05:00:00Z Daulet explained that in Kazakh, my words meant “I have to pee.” Welcomed like family in Kazakhstan 2015-08-20T04:00:00Z Which means at least one joke about drinking your own pee. How Much Watching Time Do You Have This Weekend? 2022-09-01T04:00:00Z When we used to record, Runaway would always pee on Bobb's bed in protest and then leave the minute I started singing. 'Best Coast's greatest inspiration? My cats' 2010-07-29T13:11:00Z I think what got him was at the end I pretended to pee in the bushes. Dick Van Dyke on ‘Mary Poppins Returns’ and Dancing at 93 2018-12-21T05:00:00Z Ultimately, when it comes to peeing boys, all bets are off. 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