It's easy to con a writer who's desperate for representation.

急于寻找代理的作家很容易上当受骗。

I told you I'd teach you a con, I didn't say I'd let you get away with it.

我是说我会教你怎么骗人 但我可没说我会让你玩真的。

Going home with a popular souvenir. Con: A smog mask with mouse ears. So that's it. That's...that's cute.

带着热门伴手礼回家。弊：一个有老鼠耳朵的防尘口罩。就是这样。那… … 那蛮妙的。

I guess the lesson here is never con a con man.

这告诉我们 别想骗过骗子。