For centuries people believed that holding a fart is very unhealthy.

几世纪以来，人们相信憋屁放是不健康的。

It's as useful as a fart in an astronauts costume as my mum would say.

就像我妈妈说的，这就像宇航员服装里的屁一样有用呢。

Other fart fact is that it travels with speed of 7 mph and ... you can actually burn a fart.

你不知道的是，屁的时速是每小时七哩，而且屁是可燃的气体。

Your dad works at a fart factory?

- 你爸爸在放屁厂工作？

(farting) - Justin bought me a fart machine.

（ 放屁）- 贾斯汀给我买了一台放屁机。

I hope you have safe travels whether you are a farting human or a farting whale.

无论您是放屁的人类还是放屁的鲸鱼，我都希望您旅途安全。

60 years goes as fast as a fart, doesn't it?

60 年过得真快，不是吗？

Man vanished like a fart in the wind.

{\an2}人像屁一般凭空消失。

And this first joke that was recorded from our research is actually a fart joke.

我们研究中记录的第一个笑话实际上是一个放屁笑话。

Well, I can assure you this is not clickbait, but this is a fart video.

好吧，我可以向你保证这不是点击诱饵，而是放屁视频。

Shoot a dart at a fart! I can't decide anything.

我这是在蒙谁啊 我根本做不了任何决定。

And to think, I held in a fart for those cheap bastards.

亏我之前还为了那些小气鬼憋住一个屁。

Oh, my God, those 60-year-old women started a fart rumor about me.

我勒个去 那俩60岁的老女人居然造谣我放屁。

Holding in a fart probably won't injure you, but it may be uncomfortable and they'll likely just come out in your sleep anyway.

憋屁可能不会伤害到你，但可能会让人不舒服， 而且它们很可能会在你睡着的时候出来。

Look, I know you're in a fart spiral, but their husbands own this place, so don't do anything to ruin this sweet situation for us.

我知道你被卷入臭屁漩涡中，但她们老公是这地方的股东，所以别做会毁了我们美好生活的傻事。