That's all chutes and ladders, isn't it?

人生起起落落 不是吗？

An open letter to Chutes and Ladders: Dear Chutes and Ladders, This is Disco Golf.

致 Chutes and Ladders 的一封公开信：亲爱的 Chutes and Ladders，这是 Disco Golf。

What are y'all playing, Chutes and Ladders?

你们在玩什么 梯子和滑道吗？

Because there is no skill involved in Chutes and Ladders at all.

因为滑梯和梯子根本没有涉及任何技能。

HE BEAT ME. Chutes and Ladders, this is a child who regularly refers to helicopters as heli-flopters.

他打败了我。 Chutes and Ladders，这个孩子经常将直升机称为 heli-flopters。

Now, listen Chutes and Ladders, I remember your game being awesome when I was a kid, but I have a 2-year-old son myself and I recently bought him Chutes and Ladders and you know what happened the first time we played?

现在，听 Chutes and Ladders，我记得我小时候你的游戏很棒，但我自己有一个 2 岁的儿子， 我最近给他买了 Chutes and Ladders 你知道我们第一次玩的时候发生了什么吗？