Honestly, seems like a big ass. But, hey, small ambitions, small successes. And, alright.

说实话 听着像放屁一样 但是 嘿 小的野心 小的成就 对吧。

Like, which makes sense I'm a big ass person.

就像，这是有道理的， 我是一个大屁股的人。

Oh, you just walked into the Amazon rainforest, you found a big ass slab of rose quartz crystal and you said, " Hmm, let me take this back" ?

哦，你刚刚走进亚马逊雨林，你发现了一块大屁股的玫瑰石英晶体，你说，“嗯，让我把这个拿回来” ？