Show this gullible turd to his shuttle.

把这个好骗的傻瓜送上航天机。

Don't negotiate with that little turd, dummy.

别和那废物商量，笨蛋。

Shut up, Morty, you vindictive little turd!

闭嘴 你这小肚鸡肠的逼崽子！

He's also a polyp, bristling and squishy, a creature Picasso himself called a turd.

他本人则像只竖着刚毛粘乎乎的水螅，对这个生物，毕加索称之为一坨屎。

So I want a new style that says I'm not a giant turd of sin.

所以 我想搞个新发型 表明我不要再做罪人了。

I spent a lot of time polishing that turd, and you get all the benefits.

我花了很长时间打磨他这块顽石，结果好处都被你占了。

Maybe you'll make friends with some turds.

或不定有便便愿意和你交朋友。

Well, I think we can both agree, he is one lucky turd.

我们应该都赞同，他就是坨走狗屎运的臭狗屎。

While you were flapping your parasitic turd holster, I discovered the toxic equivalent of electricity, Morty.

你在拍打你的寄生粪桶时，我发现了电力的毒性当量，莫迪。

John Mayer looks like a booze soaked turd wrapped in a Dumb and Dumber tux.

John Mayer 穿上西服之后就像泡在酒里的屎一样傻。

I can't see the ants from over here, I just assumed that was, uh, turd man, wiggly turd man.

我在这里看不到蚂蚁，我以为是粪人，蠕动的粪人。

Because masquerading as a bird turd appears to protect certain arachnids from getting eaten by wasps.

因为伪装成鸟粪貌似可以保护某种蛛形动物免受黄蜂吞食。

I like a little, it's like a little a rabbit turd.

我喜欢一点点，有点像兔子粪便。

Oh shut up you old turd!

- 哦，闭嘴你这个老废物！

If you didn't catch that in the verbiage it was a most turd.

如果你没有从措辞中明白这一点，那就是一坨屎。

How does everyone know that's a goat turd?

怎么每个人都知道这是羊粪啊？

With a sneaky look, she opened up the suitcase, and inside were six glorious, multicolored turds.

她鬼鬼祟祟地打开手提箱，里面是六块光彩夺目的五颜六色的大便。

It looks like a turd on a winter's day.

它看起来就像冬天的粪便。

And as for me, those turds were a turning point.

至于我，那些粪便是一个转折点。

I did. - What did the little turd say?

我说了 -那个小粪蛋是怎么说的？