Here. Try and go online. Problem with the WiFi? Just try. Greetings, hamburger toucher.

试试看，上网。无线网坏了？试下就知道。你好汉堡亵渎者。

Make sure you're not a nose toucher because I subconsciously have touched my nose in the past like all day constantly.

但一定不要老是碰你的鼻子，我以前就是整天用手碰鼻子。