In Japan more paper is used to print manga, than to make toilet paper.

在日本用来印漫画的纸甚至多过了厕纸。

The bog roll is the toilet paper.

所以bog roll就是厕纸的意思。

We've run out of toilet paper.

我们用完了卫生纸。

And it's not just toilet paper.

而且，这不仅仅是卫生纸。

He picks up on toilet paper and crooked lampshades.

他注意到了厕纸，旁边还有歪七扭八的灯罩。

No problem, just put some toilet paper on it.

没事，拿卫生纸擦一下就行了。

Everything from cereal to toilet paper is more expensive.

从麦片到厕纸，所有东西都更贵了。

Is that like...what we would call toilet paper?

它是像… … 我们所说的卫生纸？

Cradle of civilization. They invented embalming and toilet paper.

那是文明的摇篮，他们发明了防腐剂和卫生纸。

Excuse me, where can I find the toilet paper?

请问我在哪里可以找到卫生纸？

You can apply the exact same cyclical formula: People fear toilet paper shortages and therefore buy more toilet paper.

你可以运用完全相同的循环性公式：人们担心卫生纸短缺，所以购买更多卫生纸。

Perhaps Americans were hoarding alcohol as they were toilet paper.

也许美国人囤积酒精就像他们囤积卫生纸一样。

Okay. I guess I'm just this entire family's toilet paper.

好吧看来 我就是全家人的出气筒。

I'm talking about the great toilet paper shortage of 1973.

而是 1973 年发生的厕纸荒。

Why do I have to wear toilet paper on my head?

为什么我要把厕纸戴在头上啊？

But most people are not using toilet paper any more than normal.

但是，大多数人使用卫生纸的度都不超过正常水平。

It even uses it in some public restrooms to dispense toilet paper.

甚至在一些公共卫生间使用该技术来分发卫生纸。

Make that Charmin about what the severe cold did to toilet paper.

看看严寒对Charmin 牌子的卫生纸的影响。

Angel soft toilet paper used to have 425 sheets on a roll.

天使软厕纸曾经一卷有425张。

Stop flushing things other than human waste and toilet paper down the toilet.

不把人类排泄物以外的东西及厕纸冲进厕所。