I've never even grazed the toilet paper dispenser.

我什至从来没有擦过卫生纸分配器。

And they're like what I go your leg like runs into the toilet paper dispenser where the toilet paper roll is like is like in your way.

它们就像我的腿跑进卫生纸分配器一样，卫生纸卷就像挡住了你的路。