Do you want my tinfoil hat?

你要我的锡箔纸帽吗？

I can get rid of this tinfoil atrocity by the weekend.

我要在周末前把这锡箔废品搞定。

And I'm not seeing a plate covered with tinfoil here.

怎么这桌上连点剩菜都见不着。

And now you know, you may take your tinfoil hats off, class.

这节课就到这里，同学们可以摘下锡箔帽啦。

America First was also supported by hardcore isolationists and other tinfoil hat types, including the lucky Charles A. Lindbergh.

美国第一反战运动也得到了核心孤立主义者和其它社会人士的支持，包括查尔斯·林德伯格。

I've watched home movies of you eating ding-dongs without taking the tinfoil off.

我看过你吃叮咚的家庭电影， 锡箔纸没有拿掉。

And no, it's not wearing a tinfoil hat.

不，它没有戴锡纸帽子。

This video will not be a tinfoil hat video.

该视频不会是锡纸帽视频。

Maybe we should have tried the tinfoil hats after all.

也许我们毕竟应该尝试一下锡箔帽。

Do you want my tinfoil hat? - No, you need that.

你要我的锡箔纸帽帽吗? - 不要，因为你需要。

So there you have a cover and you don't have to put tinfoil on it.

所以你有一个盖子，你不必在上面放锡纸。

As I said earlier, this video is not a tinfoil hat video, so the aim is not to scare people.

正如我之前所说，这个视频不是锡箔帽视频，所以目的不是吓唬人。

But that, again, is the kind of approach that's very different from putting tinfoil strips in the atmosphere orbiting the Earth.

但这又是一种与将锡箔条放入环绕地球的大气层非常不同的方法。

I also heard the sound of tinfoil, so I think Jessica wrapped up our country ham and took it with her.

我还听见锡纸的声音了，所以我觉得杰西卡打包了我们的火腿然后带走了。

I'm picturing my white friends being wrapped in tinfoil blankets and fed cocoa, and me being perp walked off the tarmac by Homeland Security.

我在想象我的白人朋友们被裹着锡箔毯子、喝着可可，而我则被国土安全部带离停机坪。

I'd invented an automatic gate closer out of cement-filled tires, a solar cooker that didn't work very well out of an umbrella and tinfoil, baking-pan alarms to entrap my siblings.

我曾用水泥填充的轮胎、雨伞和锡箔以及报警器制作了一个自动关门器。

A way to solve for that is just to place a little bit of tinfoil on top of your bread for the last 10 minutes of the baking time.

解决这个问题的一种方法是在烘烤时间的最后 10 分钟在面包上放一点锡纸。

I'm picturing my white friends being wrapped in tinfoil blankets and fed cocoa, and me being perp walked off the tarmac by Homeland Security. Not today, government black site.

我想象着我的白人朋友被裹在锡纸毯子里，被喂可可，而我被国土安全部带离停机坪。不是今天，政府黑网站。

And I remember one Pentagon adviser telling me that what the military really needed were space-based satellites that could track people anywhere on earth based just on their DNA. It's enough to make you invest in tinfoil hats.

我记得五角大楼的一位顾问告诉我，军方真正需要的是能够仅根据 DNA 追踪地球上任何地方的人的天基卫星。这足以让你投资锡箔帽。

And I think Halloween is a really good opportunity to go, oh, well, if I have a bunch of workout clothes, then maybe I make a little headset out of tinfoil, and I'm - I don't know - like, a SoulCycle instructor.

我认为万圣节是一个很好的机会，哦，好吧，如果我有一堆运动服，那么也许我会用锡纸制作一个小耳机，而且我 - 我不知道 - 就像，一个灵魂循环导师。