And I'd see a think piece about how millennials have replaced sex with avocado toast.

我会看到一篇关于千禧一代如何用鳄梨吐司代替性爱的思考文章。

There's like, all these think pieces, you know what I wouldn't tell my younger self?

就像，所有这些思考文章，你知道我不会告诉年轻的自己什么吗？

I don't have a photographic memory, and nor is my head a static gallery of sensibly collected think pieces.

我没有过目不忘的记忆力，我的头脑也不是一个静态的画廊，里面装满了精心收集的思想作品。

He encounters a think piece on his own relationship on Twitter and has to shut down the whole app.

他在 Twitter 上看到了一篇关于他自己关系的思考文章， 因此不得不关闭整个应用程序。

Right-wing think pieces about entitlement thrown in his and June's direction, reeking of: Mexicans stole the First Family jobs too.

右翼思考关于权利的文章向他和琼的方向投掷，散发着臭气：墨西哥人也抢走了第一家庭的工作。