So you only like tee shirt monkeys?

所以你只喜欢T恤上那种猴子图案？

You just have a tee shirt, shorts, that's about it, pants.

只要穿T恤、短裤或裤子就行了。

Well, then you have to buy special tee shirts so you can show your tattoo.

那你就要买一件特殊的T恤，可以露出你的纹身。

I mean a tee shirt that is just until here and then it shows this spot.

我的意思是，那种T恤很短，然后你就可以露出纹身的部位了。

Like you see this tee shirt right here?

就像你在这里看到这件 T 恤一样？

He comes in jeans, a tee shirt, frumpy.

他穿着牛仔裤，T 恤，邋遢。

I much more prefer sunny days with blue sky and clear sun like your tee shirt, you know, it would be nice.

我更喜欢晴朗的天气，蓝天白云，太阳就像你的T恤一样明亮，那样很好。

Yo. I haven't worn a black tee shirt in years.

-哟。 我已经很多年没穿过黑色 T 恤了。

Nordstrom's got a good brand of white tee shirts.

Nordstrom 有一个很好的白色 T 恤品牌。

Sock money and tee shirt money will not pay for a wedding.

袜子钱和 T 恤衫钱不会支付婚礼费用。

(audience laughing) Sock money and tee shirt money will not buy a house.

（众笑）袜子钱T恤钱买不起房子。

My favorite animal to eat is chicken but if we're talking about cuteness, monkeys, you can see on my tee shirt I love monkeys.

我最喜欢吃的动物是鸡，不过如果我们讨论的是可爱的动物，那我喜欢猴子，你可以看到我穿的T恤上就有猴子图案，我喜欢猴子。

(audience laughs) After I gave out the wrong name, that same Christmas I came up with the tee shirt that said Merry Easter.

（观众笑）在我说错名字后，同一个圣诞节， 我想出了一件印有复活节快乐的 T 恤。

I'm also in the best pair of pajamas right now which you can't see and I just wanna live in, but I will take the the pajamas on and put on jeans and a tee shirt and maybe some Birkenstocks.

我现在也穿着最好的睡衣，你看不到，我只想住在里面，但我会穿上睡衣，穿上牛仔裤和 T 恤，也许还会穿上 Birkenstocks。