Oh, please. What's tackier than a Friday lunch wedding?

得了吧 周五中午的婚礼简直俗到家了{\an8}番茄酱是最常见也最廉价的酱？

Haha. That's probably why slide tackIes and fouls are less common, and off sides more frequent in English league matches than those on the Continent.

哈哈。怪不得比起欧洲其他联赛来，英超比赛中，铲球和犯规次数比较少，而越位却很常见。

And when that day comes, just have one glass of champagne and then you drink water for the rest of the night because there's nothing tackier than a drunken bride.

当那天来到的时候，一杯香槟庆祝就足够了，晚上的其他时候都只能喝水，因为没有什么会比一个醉酒的新娘更糟糕了。