I never dreamt I'd spend Christmas Day in this sunburnt country, frolicking in the sea or sunbaking on white sands in my barely there bikini.

我从未梦想过自己会在这个晒伤的国家度过圣诞节，穿着几乎不存在的比基尼在海里嬉戏或在白色沙滩上晒太阳。