I thought it was going to be photocopying and stapling and getting cups of tea for my boss.

我本来以为那肯定就是复印一下啊，装订一下文件，给我的老板端茶倒水而已。

Finalists could only use a standardized piece of paper and only fold it, no cutting, tearing, stapling, gluing or funny business.

入围者只能使用一张标准化的纸，只能折叠，不能切割、撕裂、装订、粘合或进行其它搞笑操作。

I also worked once as a clerk in an office, doing simple tasks like copying and stapling papers.

我也曾在办公室当过文员，做一些简单的工作，比如复印和装订文件。

You can find tons of recommendations on how to solve this problem online, ranging from wrapping a sweater around your waist to stapling along the inner seam.

你可以在网上找到大量关于如何解决这个问题的建议，从将毛衣围在腰间到沿着内缝缝合。

Reports have suggested that it is, unsurprisingly, their insatiable love of fast food that puts Kuwaitis on this list, which has, in turn, dramatically increased the number of stomach stapling surgeries taking place in this country.

报告显示，毫不奇怪，他们对快餐的沉迷使得科威特人榜上有名，这反过来又极大地增加了在这个国家进行胃缝合手术的数量。