I've never, ever had a royal flush.

我从没抓过同花顺。

But it's really hard to get a royal flush.

想抓到同花顺真的很难。

If you have the royal flush, you are guaranteed going to win.

如果你有同花顺，你保证能赢这局。

Each time you get a royal flush, buy yourself a lottery ticket.

每次你拿到皇家同花顺，就给自己买一张彩票。

So, this number one, most impossible hand is called a " royal flush" .

最大的手牌，也是最难被抓到的被叫做" royal flush" 。

No other hand in the world, ever, can beat a royal flush.

再没有什么能比同花顺更大了。

One down from the royal flush would be a " straight flush" .

比同花顺小的牌就是“straight flush”。

If I have a royal flush and you have a straight flush, I win.

如果我有同花顺，你有小同花顺，则我赢。

So, I'm going to pretend that I have the highest cards ever, called a " royal flush" .

我假装我有最大的手牌，被叫做" royal flush" 。

A of clubs, king of clubs, queen of clubs, jack of clubs, 10 of clubs, royal flush baby! How do you like them apples ?

梅花A，梅花K，梅花杰克，梅花10，我是最大的同花顺！亲爱的，怎么样，还有什么话说？

If I have a royal flush and you have a straight flush, I win. [Laughs] But it's really hard to get a royal flush.

如果我有皇家同花顺而你有同花顺， 我就赢了。 [笑]但是要获得皇家同花顺真的很难。

A royal flush is almost impossible to get, because it is the ace, the king, the queen, the jack, the 10, and it must be of the same suit.

同花顺是最难抓到的，因为有王牌、国王、王后、骑士和10，而且必须是同花色。

Flush the toilet. A royal flush is almost impossible to get, because it is the ace, the king, the queen, the jack, the 10, and it must be of the same suit. Suit?

冲马桶。 皇家同花顺几乎不可能得到，因为它是王牌、国王、王后、杰克、10， 而且必须是同一花色。 适合？