Yeah, jingles for oatmeal, not soft-core porn.

是的，给麦片写的广告歌，又不是色情杂志。

Here you go, buddy. Sorry, no porn for you.

拿去吧，抱歉，你不能看A书。

This pen's getting kind of boring. Can you pick me up some porn?

这枝笔有点无聊了 可以帮我拿几本色情杂志吗？

I can't say have seen canadian porn, How is it different?

我没看过加拿大A片 它有什么不同？

It's not porn. It’s art cinema.

这不是A片，这是文艺片。

And how much of what we admire in others is just effort porn?

而我们所欣赏的其他人有多少只是在假努力呢？

It's okay if you look at porn.

你看黄片没关系的。

We call it inspiration porn, and I'm really trying to play against that entirely.

我们称它为灵感爱情，我真的试图完全反对这一点。

Are you telling me the porn actually sedated you?

你要告诉我那些A片真的能使你镇静？

I saw some porn sites in the IE history .

我看到IE的访问历史上有黄色记录。

And these images, there are lots of them out there, they are what we call inspiration porn.

类似这样的图片，太多了，我们管这些叫励志情色片。

I mean, not every boy can say that his mother's willing to rent gay porn for them.

有几个孩子的老妈 能为他们去租同志A片。

That's what you say about porn.

你也是这么说色情电影的。

Porn would also be even more abundant as 73 percent of the world's porn is produced in America.

而且小黄片产业也会更加发达，因为全球73%的小黄片都是在美国拍摄的。

Anyway, I don't do that stuff. You're all the porn I need. That's- Uh- -Honey, it's fine.

其实，我不需要那些东西。你对于我来说已经足够勾起爱火了。真的...-亲爱的，没事。

I had a bad childhood and I don't do porn.

我童年悲惨也没去拍A片。

Hey, so where do you keep your secret box of porn?

嘿，你的秘密色情影带放哪儿？

I can't even use Chandler's computer, except to find porn.

我只会用钱德的电脑 找色情网站。

You don't have a job, but you have no problem ordering porn.

你没有工作 可是倒很敢付钱看色情片啊。

It's not like it's porn. This is a serious, legitimate movie.

那不是一部色情电影 这是一部严肃，正当的电影。