And I found a porno starring Ted Mosby!

而我发现了一部由泰德•莫斯比主演的黄片！

I just... -I found a porno starring Ted Mosby!

我刚刚．．．　　　　　　　　　　　- 我发现了一部由泰德•莫斯比主演的黄片！

You did tell him he's filming us for an audition and not making a porno, right?

你有告诉他是来拍试镜带而不是来拍黄片的吧？

Sophie and I only watch the hard-core porno version.

我和苏菲只看过" 真枪实弹" 的黄片版本。

Will you really take me to a porno movie?

你真的会带我去看色情电影吗？

Then he shows you a porno mag, and you go along.

然后他会给你看色情杂志 你继续默许合作。

You don't need to make it sound like a porno.

你别说的好像色情电影。

''You've watched too many porno movies, '' I said with a laugh.

“你色情电影看太多了。”我笑着说。

Well, uh, when we were going out, I read tons of porno magazines.

我们交往时 我看了一大堆色情杂志。

And don't hide pornos in your bed where your mother could find them.

别把黄片藏在床上 会被你妈妈发现的。