He was saying things like: " I think girls are stinky poos."

他总说女生是臭屎！

Yes, I know - so four cow poos per inhabitant.

是的，我知道——每个居民有四头牛便便。

Ask if it poos. People can go on about that for hours.

问问孩子的大便情况 人们通常能讨论上好几个钟头呢。

Like poos and wees, burps and farts are a fact of life.

就像大便和小便一样，打嗝和放屁是生活中的一个事实。