Have you ever seen a rhinoceros poop?

你见过犀牛排便吗？

Is it unhealthy if you don't poop every day?

如果没有每天大便的话，会不健康吗？

I really need my measly, pathetic job scooping your dog's poop.

我真的需要这份给你的狗收狗屎的活。

You ever wonder why birds poop on your car?

你有想过为什么鸟要向你的车上拉屎吗？

That's bird poop, dead birds and trees and mulch.

那是鸟粪、死鸟、树木和地膜。

Except Santa doesn't poop on the plate of cookies.

除了圣诞老公公 不会在饼干盘里便便以外。

My tummy aches. I have to poop.

我肚子痛。我要去大便。

If somebody poops in the toilet, it doesn't stink in our rooms.

如果有人在洗手间大号，不会臭到我们的房间。

Koalas, too, must eat their own poop.

考拉也是如此，必须食用自己的大便。

Its poop. Fossilized dung. They call it coprolite.

大便。粪便化石。它们叫做粪化石。

It's like you walked under a bird that poops ugly hats.

看起来像你头上飞的鸟 拉了一坨丑帽子。

When they're not eating, pandas rest and rest and poop and poop.

当它们不吃东西的时候，熊猫休息，休息，然后拉屎。

He would be collecting a bucket a day of goose poop in it.

他每天要收集一桶鹅粪。

Just do it. No one cares. They're just like, That's what happens. You poop. Just poop.

只管去做。没有人在意。他们会认为，“事情就是那样。”去大便。直接大便就行。

All right, we've got some fresh poop in here.

好了，我们发现了一些新鲜的便便。

The presence of certain molecules tipped them off that it was indeed human poop.

某些分子的存在提示他们这确实是人类的粪便。

A couple things. Now that she eats solid food, she poops around the clock.

有几件事，现在她会吃固体食物了 所以会按时排便。

Everybody poops, and every person who is born should be able to do it safely.

每个人都会大便，每个人一出生就应该能够安全卫生地大便。

On the other hand, cats bury their poop in an attempt to hide its smell.

另一方面，猫会把粪便埋起来，试图隐藏它的气味。

Meanwhile, German cockroaches will eat their own poop, vomit, and dead or dying colony members without hesitation.

与此同时，德国蟑螂可以吃自己的排泄物和呕吐物，并且会毫不犹豫地食用死去的或濒临死亡的群体成员。