Have you ever seen a rhinoceros poop?

你见过犀牛排便吗？

You ever wonder why birds poop on your car?

你有想过为什么鸟要向你的车上拉屎吗？

That's bird poop, dead birds and trees and mulch.

那是鸟粪、死鸟、树木和地膜。

Except Santa doesn't poop on the plate of cookies.

除了圣诞老公公 不会在饼干盘里便便以外。

My tummy aches. I have to poop.

我肚子痛。我要去大便。

Koalas, too, must eat their own poop.

考拉也是如此，必须食用自己的大便。

Its poop. Fossilized dung. They call it coprolite.

大便。粪便化石。它们叫做粪化石。

When they're not eating, pandas rest and rest and poop and poop.

当它们不吃东西的时候，熊猫休息，休息，然后拉屎。

He would be collecting a bucket a day of goose poop in it.

他每天要收集一桶鹅粪。

Just do it. No one cares. They're just like, That's what happens. You poop. Just poop.

只管去做。没有人在意。他们会认为，“事情就是那样。”去大便。直接大便就行。

All right, we've got some fresh poop in here.

好了，我们发现了一些新鲜的便便。

The presence of certain molecules tipped them off that it was indeed human poop.

某些分子的存在提示他们这确实是人类的粪便。

On the other hand, cats bury their poop in an attempt to hide its smell.

另一方面，猫会把粪便埋起来，试图隐藏它的气味。

Things start moving and you gotta poop.

腹中翻江倒海，你想去趟厕所。

To find out, researchers spent eight years scooping the poop from a troop of 40 chimpanzees in Tanzania.

为了一探究竟，研究人员历时8年收集到了坦桑尼亚40只群居黑猩猩的粪便。

Feeding your baby poop is a pretty strange strategy.

给自己的宝宝喂大便听起来非常奇怪。

So try and keep calm and poop on.

所以试着保持冷淡定，好好大便吧。

They don't even poop in that time.

他们甚至都不便便。

But every time you get near them the very first thing that they do is projectile poop.

但每次你靠近它们，它们做的第一件事就是排便。

And if you have fatty poop that happens to float?

假如碰巧是你的脂性粪漂浮呢？