I hate cleaning up poo and pee.

我讨厌清大便和小便。

If you have any poo, fling it now.

如果你手里有大便的话，丢过去。

Right - cats for example dig a hole to bury their poo.

没错，比如猫会挖一个洞来埋它们的大便。

You have to sit here when you poo.

你一定要坐在这里便便。

Because this is where rabbits like to poo.

因为兔子爱在这个地方拉屎。

Inside the bag is dog poo.

塑料袋里是狗粪便。

The gold you see in the water is whale poo.

你看到的这些漂浮在水中的金色物体是鲸鱼粪便。

Oh that this poo, poo solid flush would fart. - Huh?

哦，这个便便，冲走大便又放屁。- 啥？

So, if you take something without permission, somebody might steal your poo.

所以，如果你没有经过允许拿走某样东西，某人也可能在偷你的东西。

You will be in some serious manure, which means sheep poo, if you do this.

如果你这么做，你会被关在臭味熏天的粪便堆里，如羊粪圈。

Constipation is when you can't do a poo or it's very hard.

便秘是指你不能排便，或者排便很困难。

He was saying things like: " I think girls are stinky poos."

他总说女生是臭屎！

If you would like to take my poo, I'll charge you $100.

如果你想要拿走我的屎，我会给你100美金。

Basically you're squishing through puddles, what you first think is mud, but it's actually just poo.

在吱嘎吱嘎地穿过水坑时，你以为你踩到的是泥，但实际上是粪便。

Animals that poo out of their mouth sac?

从口囊里拉屎的动物？

And why were scientists worried about whale poo shortages?

为什么科学家要担心鲸鱼粪便的短缺？

If you're poo is purple, definitely go see a doctor.

如果你的便便是紫色的，那一定要去看医生。

" Oh, poo to the peace, what else have you brought me" ?

" 噢，去他的和平，你到底准备礼物没有？"

After all, no-one wants pigeon poo to spoil their million-dollar view.

毕竟，没人想让鸽子粪毁了百万美元的美景。

You can smell the guano or the bird poo in the air.

你可以闻到空气中鸟粪的味道。