You know, he hums when he pees.

你知道的，他会边尿边哼歌。

Have you ever been peed on before?

有人在你身上撒过小便吗？

I-I bought a pee stick, but I didn't pee.

我 我买了验孕棒 但我没去验。

He may be an idiot, but at least he didn't pee himself.

他也许是个傻蛋，但至少他没尿自己一身啊。

To watch me pee on a stick?

看我往一根棍上尿尿？

And you're sick of smelling dog pee.

而且你已经受够了狗尿的味道。

You peed in my shampoo. Admit it. - What?

你在我洗发水里撒尿。承认吧。-什么？

I'm sad that I peed in class instead of a toilet.

我伤心，我在课上撒尿，而不是在厕所里。

You would not believe the pee I just took.

我刚刚那泡尿简直了。

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup.

你可以捣烂土豆，但你不能“在汤里小便”。

And she couldn't hold her pee any longer.

她真的是一刻都憋不住小便了。

You peed in the bed, now lie in it.

你尿的床 自己睡。

They snacked and drank and peed in the aisles.

他们边吃边喝 还在过道上撒尿。

He just peed on the carpet!

他刚尿在地毯上了！

You peed in your space suit.

你都尿在航空服里了。

And so you peed on him?

所以你就朝他撒尿？

Desperate for an answer, the researchers opted to peruse some pee.

为了寻求答案，研究人员们从熊狸的尿液入手。

Yeah, why can't you pee straight?

你为什么不能尿在马桶里呢？

Bear Grylls' show I did freeze, and I peed over the fire.

在贝尔的节目我冻伤了，还在火堆上小便。

I don't want to be Aquaman. He sucks. He sucks underwater. He sucks fish pee.

我才不想当水行侠呢 太衰了 在水下都衰得不行 还得喝鱼尿。