Next time there's an epidemic people are gonna think I'm patient zero.

下次有什么传染病人们会认为我是首个感染者。

Oh, by the way, I spoke to nurse Abigail. I know who patient zero is.

对了，我问过Abigail护士了。我知道是谁第一个传播虱子了。

The most joyful patient zero I know.

我认识的最快乐的零号病人。

We've got to contain this. Where's patient zero?

我们得控制这个病 源头在哪？

So this is, like, patient zero for the reggaeton that has spread all around the world.

所以这就像风靡全球的雷鬼音乐的零号病人。

No, I know for a fact that patient zero was another little boy. This is his fourth time with this particular problem.

不是，我知道其实传染源是另外一个小孩。这是他第四次遇到这个问题了。

If we did want to pick a patient zero moment for this particular panic, it would be the October 28, 1970 op-ed about Halloween in the New York Times… .

如果我们确实想为这种特殊的恐慌选择一个耐心的零时刻，那就是 1970 年 10 月 28 日纽约时报关于万圣节的专栏文章… … 。