I interviewed countless megachurch pastors with spectacular hair about how they live their best lives now.

我采访了无数留着华丽头发的大型教会牧师，了解他们现在如何过着最美好的生活。

I earned my reputation as destroyer of family vacations for always insisting on being dropped off at the fanciest megachurch in town.

我赢得了家庭度假破坏者的名声，因为我总是坚持要在镇上最豪华的大型教堂下车。