The masses feel that drunkenness, stupidity, and immorality should be their own special property, and that if any one of us makes an ass of himself, he is poaching on their preserves.

群众认为酗酒、愚蠢和不道德应该是他们自己的特殊财产，如果我们中的任何一个人出洋相，他就是在偷猎他们的领地。

And we can’t be more wrong, because when you assume, and as the spelling goes you make an ass of you and me, let me tell you how that happened to a friend of mine.

我们大错特错了， 因为当你假设时， 随着拼写的进行，你和我都成了混蛋， 让我告诉你我的一个朋友是如何发生的。