We decaf the assholes. - What does that mean?

我们" 低因" 混蛋们 -什么意思？

Because those are probably the assholes spreading this virus.

因为他们很有可能就是那种传播病毒的混蛋。

And no one here thinks you're an asshole.

而且这里没人认为你是个混蛋。

Darby, your first tour today is some assholes from Gawker.

去你。

It's too many assholes to manage.

系主任要应付的破事太多了。

Your father absolutely did not think you were an asshole.

你父亲绝对没把你当成混蛋。

And The Dark ... are assholes who have fun.

黑暗派是会享乐的混蛋。

That she's cousins with those two assholes.

说她跟那两个混蛋是表亲。

Some committee of fancy assholes disagree.

后来被一些自以为是的狗屁委员会否定了。

Assholes should just straight up no longer be accommodated.

混蛋应该直截了当地不再被容忍。

" Oh, " Winkler said. " So this man is an asshole."

“哦，” 温克勒说。“所以这个人是个混蛋。”

Another problem: How do you prevent some asshole from grabbing up all the appointments for himself?

你如何防止某个混蛋把所有的预约都揽为己有？

And that was the day that Coleman went from asshole to hero.

而那就是 Coleman 从混球成为英雄的那天。

Because when you're an asshole, it doesn't matter how right you are, nobody wants to give you the satisfaction.

因为当你是混蛋时，你多正确并不重要，没人愿意给你满足感。

For a species without assholes, you sure act like ones.

一个没屁眼的生物 你还真是丧尽天良。

And if you're not, you're [beep] asshole, cause Adele's objectively good.

如果你不是她的粉丝，那你就是个混蛋，因为阿黛尔就是很好。

And Lauren's been taken by some asshole that I can't even get close to.

劳伦还被某个我无法靠近的混蛋抓走了。

Is Charles going to tell me what happened to those assholes that tried to kill us?

查尔斯会告诉我那些想杀我们的混蛋发生了什么吗？

And because you're willing to hang around for some asshole after he totally betrayed you, that's your business.

你愿意对一个混蛋念念不忘不在乎他背叛你 那是你犯傻。

And what's second prize for being an asshole?

你是不是摔得不够痛啊？