And what happens if your cat kisses or your dog barks at your boss?

如果你的猫亲吻你的老板或者你的狗对你的老板吠叫会怎么样?

Well, it means a kiss. The more kisses, the more affection you are showing.

好吧，它指的是亲吻。亲吻越多，你表现出的感情越多。

Who'd you share your first kiss with?

你的初吻给了谁？

You get good kisses, you guys.

你们得到了很好的吻。

And and that's how I had my first kiss.

而那就是我的初吻。

Surely not, when you remember the kisses and vows we exchanged under the summer moon.

想起夏天月夜我们交换过的亲吻和誓言，你就不应该那么认为。

So the hives occurred right after you kissed George?

这么说麻疹就是在你刚刚吻了George后出现的？

I take it that was my good night kiss.

我就把这当成晚安之吻了。

Like, maybe you had your first kiss in a car.

也许，你的初吻就发生在一辆车里。

I thought it was pretty spicy. Especially the part where he kisses her nether eye.

我觉得这段子挺给力的 尤其是亲吻她下面那只眼那段。

The one was walking around with my first kiss.

这个人还等待着我的初吻呢。

But kissing really expedites the bacterial blending.

但接吻确实会加速细菌混合。

This might explain why people never forget their first kiss.

这也许能够解释为什么人们对初吻念念不忘。

And one more time, big inhale, reach up overhead fingertips kiss.

再来一次，深呼吸，向上伸展指尖。

And we should kiss the girls that we want to kiss.

我们应该亲吻自己想吻的女孩。

It's the actual porch swing where we had our first kiss.

当年我们初吻时，就坐在这个门廊秋千上。

That was my first kiss from a woman. Even my mother never kissed me!

这是我从女人那儿得到的第一个吻。即便我的母亲也从来没有吻过我！

I mean it was just a kiss, right? One kiss. No big deal, right?

只是个吻 没什么大不了的 对吧？

My hugs and kisses make you smile.

我的拥抱和亲吻让你微笑。

Your hugs and kisses make me smile.

你的拥抱和亲吻让我微笑。