At his current pace, he'll be 90 when he finally hangs all that paper on the wall.

按照现在的速度，他能把学位证书挂在墙上的时候就90岁了。

Like we'd always leave a note if we hit a parked car and we'd never hang the toilet paper in the under position, because people in the under toilet paper camp are agents of chaos.

就像我们撞到一辆停着的车时总会留下张纸条，我们也从不把卫生纸倒挂，因为那样做的话，用纸时会乱成一团。