When I was like seven, I had a hair metal face.

我七岁的时候，我有一张微金属的脸。

Come on. There's nothing like a little '80s hair metal to put a smile on your face after the day you've had?

来嘛，经过了这么一天之后，没有什么能比八十年代的轻金属更让你开心了。