I can't paint, draw, sculpt, or even haberdash, and as for the written word, I'm OK at it but it's a tortuous process of translation, and I don't feel it does the job.

我不会画画、画画、雕刻， 甚至不会穿杂物，至于文字，我还可以，但这是一个曲折的翻译过程， 我不觉得它能胜任。