Wear ugly underwear like granny panties and don't shave your legs.

穿上像老妈型内裤一样的丑内裤不要刮腿毛。

I have been living there since my mom signed me up to sort through spandex shorts and granny panties.

自我妈让我去那整理氨纶短裤和女式衬裤时我就住在那儿了。