Who gives a flying squirrel about the ornaments? The lights are all wrong.

谁管他什么飞鼠的饰物？ 这些灯放得都不对。

I don't give a flying Wallenda (a lengendary high wire family) about a dead fish.

我才走钢丝的不在乎什么死鱼呢。

I was really jealous that he decided to, like, live his life and just be himself and not giving a flying fuck about what?

我真的很嫉妒他决定，就像， 过自己的生活， 不再关心别人是怎么想的。