On the off-chance you'd get to second base?

你愿意尸骨无存地死去?

Hey, for the record, I did get to second base!

提醒你一句 我已经到了二垒了！

Is that really how you want to get to second base for the first time?

你真想靠这种手段来首次登" 二垒" 吗？

Hell, if you play baseball, if you want to get to second base, they ain't just letting you go over there.

该死，如果你打棒球， 如果你想上二垒，他们不会让你去那里。