But my heart would not fricking listen.

可我的心就是不受控制。

Like, it was just on repeat, and it's the guitar riff that's really fricking addictive.

一直在重复，吉他重复段简直是太让人着迷了。

They're not even sponsoring this video, that is how much I fricking love Audible.

他们甚至没有赞助这个视频，这就说明我有多爱 Audible。

Will someone please show me the fricking video?

谁先把录像给我看看？

It's like a fricking zombie apocalypse of cheese.

这就像奶酪的僵尸启示录。

Yeah. Kyle's so awesome, even his fricking dog's a hero.

是啊，凯尔真棒，就连他的烂狗都是英雄。

By the way, quick thing, we've nearly hit 3 million subscribers on this YouTube channel which is fricking insane.

顺便说一句，很快就结束，我们这个 YouTube 频道的订阅用户已经接近 300 万了，这真疯狂。

Yeah. (laughs) - I fricking made it. - Yeah.

- 是的。 （笑）——我他妈的做到了。 - 是的。

It's made out of avocado oil and it's fricking bomb.

它是用鳄梨油制成的，是该死的炸弹。

And not taking initiative and fricking doing something.

一点干劲都没。

He's tied up outside, fricking barking like crazy.

被我绑在外面了 叫个不停。

Congratulations, you just solved the crime of the fricking century.

恭喜，你刚刚解决了该死的世纪罪行。

You're wearing a fricking polo shirt tucked into your khakis that's not causal.

你穿着一件他妈的马球衫塞进你的卡其裤里这不是因果关系。

How come you guys charge four bucks for a fricking coffee?

你们这些该死的咖啡怎么要四块钱？

I can't even find me-time in a fricking game.

我什至无法在该死的游戏中找到属于自己的时间。

And who made it, wasn't it, like, Betty Crocker, or something, and they had the fricking glove, right?

谁创造了它， 不是吗，像 Betty Crocker 之类的，他们戴着该死的手套，对吧？

What do I looked like, a fricking dalmation who's running into a building that's on fire, 'cause he loves heat?

我看起来像什么， 一个跑进着火的建筑物的该死的达尔马提亚，因为他喜欢热？

" Do I talk to the kid? " All this is, keep in mind this, I'm still standing in the fricking doorway.

“我跟那孩子说话吗？”这一切，记住这一点，我仍然站在他妈的门口。

Yeah, 2017, has completely changed my life, because now Brandon Sanderson is my favourite author, and I fricking love listening to fantasy books on Audible.

是的，2017 年，彻底改变了我的生活，因为现在布兰登·桑德森是我最喜欢的作者，我在 Audible 上非常喜欢听的奇幻书籍。

While no one has yet to unleash sharks with fricking laser beams attached to  their heads, some of the strange weapons of World War II came pretty close!

虽然还没有人用头部附有该死的激光束来释放鲨鱼，但第二次世界大战的一些奇怪武器已经非常接近了！