Kids just a little tip, fake tans, night before.

孩子们只是小费，假晒黑，前一天晚上。

And of course, barring surgery, or the fake tan that I got two days ago for work, there's very little that we can do to transform how we look.

当然，除了手术或像两天前我为了工作做的棕 (色的皮肤) ，我们基本上是没法改变外表的。