You gotta like this, the girlfriend and the exgirlfriend bonding over your rootytooty stinky booty.

你得习惯啊 现任女友和前任女友通过聊你的糗事来联络感情。

Oh, Howard, heads up. Your exgirlfriend just came in for her shift. When was the last time you saw her?

霍华德 注意了 你的前女友来上班了 你上次见她是什么时候？

Oh, you don't need a machine for that, just send a survey card to all your exgirlfriends and tell them if they fill it out they might win a prize.

要弄清那个不用机器，只需要给你的前女友们发个意见调查卡，告诉她们填写完毕就有机会赢得大奖。