I swear before almighty god I won't reveal a word that's said here today. Now...What's on your mind?

我谨对天发誓，今日在此所言，决无外泄之事。那么...你想说什么？

Growing up in North Korea, we truly believed that our Dear Leader is an almighty god who can even read my thoughts.

在北韓長大，我們真的相信我們親愛的領袖是一位全能的神， 他甚至可以讀懂我的思想。

I swear to almighty god that you are gonna rue the day that you decided to become the embarrassment of a lawyer that you are.

我对天发誓你肯定会后悔当年自己怎么会下决定做一个这么蹩脚的律师。