The year has turned us earthlings into aliens, wanderers on an unfamiliar planet.

这一年把我们地球人变成了外星人和流浪者，在一个陌生的星球上流浪。

Well, I think we should show what earthlings look like.

我认为要能显示出地球人的模样。

In fact, 2 out of 3 earthlings drive on the right.

实际上，三分之二的地球人都靠右行驶。

The company says the falling satellites pose no threat to earthlings.

该公司表示，坠落的卫星不会对地球人构成威胁。

The conditions on the red planet Mars, for example, would be pretty harsh for us earthlings.

例如，火星上的环境对我们地球人来说就相当恶劣。

Most earthlings are unaware of the potential hazards in space. But the list is long and growing.

大多数地球上的公民没有觉察到太空中潜在的危险。但是（这样的危险）目录很长而且在不断增长。

Therefore, when earthlings are finally able to colonize Mars, people will see lightning strikes from clumps of dust.

因此，当地球人最终能够在火星上殖民时，人们将看到来自尘埃的闪电。

For all the missions earthlings have flown into space and the countless telescopes on our planet pointing up.

对于所有的任务，地球人已经飞进太空，我们星球上无数的望远镜指向地球。

Earthlings have been curious about these moons and their potential to house life for a long time.

很长一段时间以来，地球上的人一直对这些卫星及其孕育生命的潜力感到好奇。

We're going to hear greetings earthlings.

我们将听到地球人的问候。

That's just what these three earthlings are doing.

这正是这三个地球人正在做的事情。

Somehow, he had lost his notes on the earthlings.

不知何故，他丢失了关于地球人的笔记。

I think the earthlings should sleep better definitely I will.

我认为地球人应该睡得更好，我一定会的。

Well that didn't work out so well for the earthlings now.

好吧，现在对地球人来说效果不太好。

So it currently is on earth, but this is basically space travel for earthlings.

GS：所以它目前在地球上，但这基本上是地球人的太空旅行。

Every new earthling was born like normal.

每个新地球人都像平常一样出生。

Earthlings would never be his type.

地球人永远不会是他喜欢的类型。

Ha ha ha. I thoroughly enjoyed your Earthling humor. Ha.

- 哈哈哈。 我非常喜欢你的地球人幽默。 哈。

Then, suddenly, fifty years later, the first group of earthlings changed very quickly.

然后，突然间，五十年后，第一批地球人发生了非常快的变化。

You Earthlings are pretty attached to your sun, and for good reason.

你们地球人非常依恋你们的太阳，这是有充分理由的。