You're being ridiculous. Just have a double wedding.

你太无理取闹了，举行双人婚礼不就行了。

A double wedding. I think that's a great idea.

双人婚礼，我觉得这点子很棒。

Oh, no, stupid! I mean a double wedding!

不 你别犯傻了 我是指集体婚礼！

Good. Listen, we need to talk. I spoke to Mike and he's just not really into the whole double wedding thing.

不错。我们该谈谈了。我和麦克谈过了，他对集体婚礼的事不是很赞同。

It's a fact of life that brides to be, who agree to double weddings late at night, often feel differently, come the dawn.

有一个事实，在前一晚共同答应举办集体婚礼的准新娘们在黎明破晓时，总会感到异样。