I mean, if we're being honest, poop comes in all shapes and sizes. And we're only represented by my cartoonish dolla.

我是说，如果我们老实讲，大便可是有各种形状和大小。不过我们就只有用大家爱的卡通版本呈现。

Have you ever dreamed of tasting your favorite McDonald's foods for only one dolla？

你是否想过只用一美元便尝尽你喜欢的麦当劳里的大餐？