Guard dog to guard the hot dogs? I don't think so.

看守热狗的看门狗吗 算了。

Please bark for me, Mr. Dog.

请你为我汪汪叫一声，狗先生。

I'm your boss dog. I'm Bailey.

我是你的狗老大 我是贝利。

It was bigger than any dog I had ever seen.

它比我所见过的任何狗都要大。

This dog, I'm pretty sure it just got a hurtin'.

这只狗，我很确定它刚刚受伤了。

I'm not another one of your dogs. I got a job.

我不是你的狗，我有工作。

He misses you, too. You should come visit. The dog, I mean.

他也挂念你啊。你应该过来探望一下。我是说，狗。

'The more I know about people, the more I like dogs. I like simple animals.'

“我越了解人类，我就越喜欢狗。我喜欢简单的动物。”

I told my dog I had to leave or I'd get in trouble. He nodded.

我觉得他刚想说些什么，但一个迷人的格雷依猎犬抓住了他的爪子，并簇拥着他去舞池。

Well, little hot dog. I gave up the other five hot dogs to a real dog.

虽然热狗丁很少 因为还有五根热狗我都给那条真的狗狗吃了。

To put into perspective how big 268,738,560,000 is, if I ate 268,738,560,000 hot dogs, I would die.

268，738，560，000 这数字有多大？如果我吃了 268，738，560，000 条热狗，我会死。

You know what? Whenever I have to say goodbye to my mum's dog, I get really teary-eyed.

你知道吗？每当我不得不和我妈妈的狗说再见时，我都热泪盈眶。

I saw a hound, an enormous black hound. It was bigger than any dog I had ever seen.

我看到了一只猎犬，一只大的、黑色的猎犬。它比我所见过的任何狗都要大。

Now, you know what, I'm not really that keen on dogs, I'm more of a cat person.

你知道吗，其实我不是特别喜欢狗，我比较喜欢猫。

And I didn't know any better, y'know, I thought it was a dog, I was a dumb kid.

我一点也不知道，我以为它就是一只狗，我是个笨孩子。

Yeah, exactly, actually I never use an alarm clock. Now you have a beautiful dog. I saw your dog.

对，没错，实际上我从来不用闹钟。现在你养了只非常漂亮的狗。我看见过你的狗。

But what if instead of my friend, Henry here, the dog I had were yellow, completely hairless and completely robotic.

但是，如果不是我的朋友亨利，而是一只黄色的、完全没有毛、完全机械化的狗在这里，会怎么样？

I can sell a book that is drawn by Michelangelo and written by my dog, I can sell that book.

我可以卖一本米开朗基罗画的，由我的狗写的书，我可以卖那本书。

Can you train to be a dog dentist? Well, yeah, my dog I take, I take to the dog dentist.

你能训练成为狗牙医吗？- 嗯，是的，我带过我的狗去看狗牙医。

No, Addison, he's a dog. I dropped him off at the vet. They're gonna run some tests and observe him overnight.

不，Addison，它只是只狗。我把它带到了兽医那里。他们要给他做些检查 留夜观察。