You think this cowboy shirt is too much?

你觉得这件牛仔衬衫太过分了？

A tall, white, handlebar mustached man wearing a cowboy shirt, opened the door and found me, a sketchbook-carrying, jumpsuit-wearing, urban, lefty lesbian, smiling like, waving like a dork.

一个身材高大、穿着牛仔衬衫、留着卷胡子的白人男子打开门发现了我，一个拿着速写本，穿着连体裤，大城市里来的左撇子女同性恋，像一个憨憨一样笑着招手。